Frank J and the rest of IMAO have been attacked yet again in the forums at Podcast Alley.com for daring to be both conservative and funny. The very thought that the Christian fundamentalist fascist Nazi homophobe racist he-man women haters at IMAO are funnier than most has the left acting holier than thou.

The latest threat to the self-righteous political left from the funny that is IMAO came when a new podcaster asked for feedback on podcasts that are relatively short in length—only 90 secs long as apposed to many podcasts that can be an excruciatingly boring 90 minutes.

After several of the unfunny lefties told the new podcaster that they liked podcasts that are an hour or more, IMAO posted this response:

It depends on the audience your potential clients are hoping to reach, Mr. Bischke. To illustrate this point, please review this totally scientific demographic breakdown of podcast listeners worldwide:

Most likely to download podcasts of 5-30 minutes in length:
-Young adult males (ages 13-24)
-Employed males with high school education or better (ages 18-45)
-Employed females with college degrees (ages 25-"how old do you think I am?")

Most likely to download podcasts of 30-60 minutes in length:
-Males aged 21-34 with a high school diploma or GED
-Females aged 18-23 with recording contracts through Sony Records
-Males/Females aged 25-54 who threw away their vote on Ralph Nader... twice
-Collectors of comic books and/or assorted sci-fi paraphenalia
-Survivors of a lightning strike
-Belgians

Most likely to download podcasts 60+ minutes in length:
-Teenage boys with no girlfriends
-Serial killers
-Drug addicts
-Hardcore fans of "Fresh Air" on NPR
-Unemployed IT support staff workers
-Unemployed independent filmmakers
-Unemployed talentless radio hosts
-Musicians
-Drummers
-Other podcasters who produce shows 60+ minutes in length

I hope this information helps you make a decision and remember to check out:

The IMAO Podcast
"If you listen to only one podcast this year, it's probably because you still have dial-up!"
WEB: http://www.imaopodcast.com
E-MAIL: feedback@imaopodcast.com

Read on to see the pathetic response and find out how you can participate on this debate...

When a lefty podcaster named "O.C. Chris" read this, he responded with eight words followed by his forum signature:

"This would be funny if it didn't suck.
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"Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermal dynamics!" - Homer Simpson "

Ooooooh, now that hurts, O.C. Chris. Hmm... thermal dynamics? Although mortally wounded by O.C. Chris' incredibly witty comeback, IMAO somehow pecked out the following in response:

Keep in mind, gentle readers, that this person's podcast has a running time of well over 60+ minutes...

Oh, and by the way, it's "thermodynamics."

That's about the time that the O.C. Chris dropped his comedy H-bomb in retaliation:

No, jackass. I got the quote from the script.

And what is my podcast.[sic] Is it as bad as yours.[sic] Can anything be as bad as yours.[sic]

Now wouldn't it take someone that is dim witted to sit through a 60 min podcast.[sic] I think not.

Or is it that your[sic] not good enough to do more then 30 min of show?
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"Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermal dynamics!" - Homer Simpson

Yes, his counterattack was to claim that IMAO is wrong because lefty comic genius O.C. Chris had personally pulled the "thermal dynamics" line directly from the script of The Simpson's (I'm sure Jennifer Crittenden, the talented comedienne that wrote the "PTA Disbands" episode along with producing hit shows like Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, and Arrested Development, is a big fan of O.C. Chris' podcast) and to fire off several bizarre questions (at least we think they were questions because it was difficult to tell without the question marks) regarding the length of the IMAudiO.

Bleeding and weak from the wounds made by the O.C. Chris' rapier-like wit, the only thing IMAO could do is to type a short response:

O.C. Chris: No, jackass. I got the quote from the script.

Ah, it ain't just a river runnin' though Egypt!

I'm sure O.C. Chris and his good buddies that write The Simpson's are strapping on comedy belts under their jackets for a suicide strike on IMAO at any moment... It's going to take the full shock and awe power of the IMAO Fans around the world to stop them!

To join the fray with your own comments, head over to Podcast Alley's forums.

And if you haven't already, be sure to vote for Frank J's IMAudiO masterpiece on Podcast Alley