October 05, 2005
O'Reilly Rumors
Posted by spacemonkey at 02:31 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

Along with Frank's post on the Bill O'Reilly Smear Scampaign. And let us call it B.O.S.Sc.

I've heard the Earth (the planet where the O'Reilly Factor studio is located) continues to spin completely unabated during O'Reilly's so-called 'No Spin Zone.' O'Reilly isn't tellng us the truth. Liar! I do believe I've noticed a distinct swivel in that chair of his too. Double Liar!!

I've also heard Bill O'Reilly is blatantly and openly homosapien. That's right, you heard me, HO-MO-SAY-PEE-IN. Probably uses tools too. And fire. Disgusting.