October 06, 2005
Who Screwed Roger Clemens?
Posted by Laurence Simon at 10:39 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (8)

Well, it's the postseason, and Roger Clemens takes the mound in Atlanta against Bobby Cox's Braves today.

Unless, of course, Tammy rains the game out. Leave it to UN-loving Ted Turner to spend hundreds of millions of other people's dollars and rake in trunkloads of tax breaks just to build an open-air stadium, eh.

Anyway, Roger's got the best ERA in the league even if his win-loss record doesn't reflect his amazing performance this year. For some reason, run support vanishes when he plays, the middle-relief crumbles, and errors pile up like cars on a freeway fleeing a hurricane.

I have this game called Who Screwed Roger Clemens Bingo where I post up a Bingo card:

And then you can track who screws Roger Clemens with lousy play or failing to come through in the clutch.

The center square is a free square. If you get five in a row, Frank J. will kill a monkey in your honor.

So play ball, and play Bingo!