We've the replaced the fine water normally served in this area with dark rich sparkling sewer contamination. Let's watch!

Imagine the water you drink, cook with and bathe in is contaminated with raw sewage. Those of you living in the Dogwood Dell subdivision in Baldwin County's Marlow- Fish Riverarea [in Alabama] don't have to imagine it.

The cause?

It is a water supply that was contaminated when a sewer line, installed in mid-July for a camper in the area, was apparently improperly installed by the privately-owned Baldwin County Sewer Service.

WHAT!?! Mid July? That's over three full months of drinking, pisscrapwater!

Top fictional quotes from locals.

"Hey waiter, I didn't want my water chunky style!"

"This sweet tea tastes like an entirely different letter of the alphabet!"

"This driinking water.isfullofcrap." -Laurence Simon

Final thought.
How will any them ever kiss each other again?