As IMAO's Official Token Jew™, I've been asked to comment on the declaration by Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that the Holocaust was a myth exploited by Jews to steal land from Muslims...

*sigh* He's right. Guilty as charged.

Sorry, everyone.

You see, the truth of the whole matter is that Holocaust was nothing but a big game of tag gone horribly, horribly wrong. It started off friendly, then it got a little rough, and the next thing you know, everybody's wearing grey and white pajamas starving to death.

Ever wonder why there's "no tagbacks" in tag? Well, now you know.

By the time we got things straightened out, well, the firebombing of Dresden and other German cities killed not just tens of thousands of innocent German civilians, but millions.

The so-called concentration camps were really just recovery retreats for the survivors of the imperialist bombing of the innocent citizens of the Third Reich. However, due to Allied bombing runs of supply trains carrying tons and tons of food and toys and medicine to the recovery retreats, things went from worse to crazy-worse.

When the German guards fled the camps, a few guys put their heads together and found a way to screw the Muslims over big time. If only they'd have plotted to get some land with oil instead of making Moses' mistake all over again.

As for the tattoos, well, those just wash off. The next time you see an octogenarian with a number on their wrist walking down the street, just grab their hand and scrub the number off with a moist towelette.

No, really. Go ahead and try it. Our elders love it the look on your faces when the ink runs and fades.

All those museums all around the world? Bah. Just Zionist Conspiracy Meeting Halls. It's not like you goyishe bastards ever go inside them.

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