TOP SECRET
CONVERSATION ABOARD Z.O.G. SCHLOMO GOLDBERG
(SECRET ISRAELI NUCLEAR SPY SUB)

CAPTAIN: Are our missiles ready to launch against Mecca, Medinah, Cairo, Damascus, Tehran, and Southfield Hills?
FIRST MATE: Aye aye, Captain.

*THUD*

CAPTAIN: What was that?
FIRST MATE: Heck if I know. But our hatch doors are damaged.
CAPTAIN: Return to base at once.
FIRST MATE: Shouldn't we fix the hatches and fire the missiles?
CAPTAIN: Of course not. I'm out of horseradish for my gefilte fish.
FIRST MATE: Aye aye, Captain.

CONVERSATION ENDS
DESTROY TRANSCRIPT UPON RECEIPT

By the way, the Egyptians rejected the Israeli Navy's offer for help.

Hope Allah's got plenty of dry towels, because that just means more wet martyrs arriving at his doorstep.

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