Britney Spears was for driving with a baby in her lap before she was against it.

Thank goodness she's finally realizing her mistake. You know, before word gets out that she's a freaking moron, a lousy reckless mother, an egomaniacal celebrity bitch, and so on and so forth.

As a public service, here are the top ten places your baby shouldn't be while you're driving:

10. The trunk
9. Hanging out the window like a puppydog
8. The gastank (That's where tigers go, according to Exxon)
7. Stuck to a window with suction cups like Garfield
6. The glove compartment
5. In your mouth
4. Under the hood, holding the alternator together (That's what duct tape is for)
3. Dangling from your rear-view mirror
2. Jammed in the well of the fold-away rear seats in one of them sporty SUV cargo beds.
1.The ashtray (Unless your baby is dead and you had it cremated)

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