Ask Dr. Duck - I'm here to help...
This is a cold confusing world isn't it? Well, close the DOOR! Do you think we're made of money?
Anyway, it's time for Ask Dr. Duck: The segment I do each week (yup, I've decided to make it a regular post) where I offer my love and guidance. Well - my guidance at least.
Do you have a question on your mind? Love? Life? Relationships? Politics?
The Doctor is in. Remember, I'm just like a real doctor except I have no credentials and no training.
Disclaimer: Dr. Duck is not a real doctor. He's also not a real duck. But he is Mexican and has darker skin than Bryant Gumbel. But then again, so does Michael Jackson. Bryant is funny - I hope he says something again. Anyway, Dr. Duck's advice is offered for entertainment purposes - should you choose to follow any of his advice - now THAT would be entertainment. Results guaranteed or your money back. No refunds. Store credit only. IMAO has a strict policy that says, "You break it - you buy it." Questions may be submitted by posting in comments, by email at rightwingduck at yahoo dotcom or by snail mail: RWD, North Pole - C/O Santa Claus.
Answers posted on Friday.
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