Uncle Jimbo is lobbying for the the White House Press Secretary job. He must really want it, as he threatened me to endorse him and everything. Go check out his credentials.

I know we had our own poll for IMAO candidates, but I don't want the job. I got enought to do without also having to explain everything to the goobers in the press.

UPDATE: Kim du Toit also wants the job, but is a man with the name of a Frenchwoman really up to the job?

He might shoot me for that...

Email This | Add to del.icio.us | Digg this | Stumble It!