In this new segment, Frank J. will try to out crazy Kos using rhetoric and ideas that will only harm Republicans and conservative causes. This first installment is just a warm up.

The Republicans are about to lose the House, and it's only smart people like us who can make sure that conservative values succeed. We have a problem in America, and it's time we only support candidates willing to face it. That problem is...

VOTE RIGGING IN AMERICAN IDOL!!!

This problem has gone on far too long. In its first year, there should have been a committee formed as soon as Justin Guarini made the top two. Things have only gotten worse since then. Obviously, the Democrats don't care; they hate America and want bad singing to reign. We would have expected some support from Republicans, BUT WE WERE WRONG!

The voting is obviously rigged, and we need Congressional investigation into it. Who controls it? What is their agenda? Why did Mandissa get voted off so early this year? WHY?

Then there is the drug issue. American Idol involves more drug abuse than all major sports combined, and all of it is done by Paula Abdul. What is she taking? And how can we get some?

Things are horribly wrong at FOX, but no one seems to care. When Dennis Hastert was confronted on this issue, he said he doesn't watch American Idol.

WHAT!?

Why are the Republicans scared on this issue? Are they afraid what Simon Cowell might say about them? Are they secretly members of the Soul Patrol?

Well, one thing is clear: WE MUST SUPPORT A PRIMARY CHALLENGER FOR DENNIS HASTERT! IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF THAT SINGING-HATING RINO!

Everyone call your Congressmen now and give money to their challengers. It's time to get some real conservatives in Washington.

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