Is Superman Gay?

I never thought twice about it but it seems to be generating a lot of buzz. How can we know that this latest movie version of Superman is gay? Does he change into his tights at Interstate Rest Area Bathrooms? Does he wear a rainbow colored cape? Does the movie end with Lex Luthor in jail and Superman pining: “I wish I could quit you.” ?

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Is Superman Gay?

Top Ten Changes to the Movie That Tell Us Superrman Might Be Gay

10. No rescues performed while Ellen DeGeneres is on.

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9. New crime-fighting uniform features a pair of leather chaps.

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8. Fortress of Solitude gets a pink paint job – and a bidet.

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7. Ends all rescues with the phrase , "That was so fab-ooooo!"

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6. New weaknesses include kryptonite, lead, and Ryan Seacrest.

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5, Constantly asking bank robbers: "Is that a gun in your pocket?"

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4. Runs into burning buildings. Keeps "accidentally" rescuing the firemen.

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3. Takes all captured criminals to the cop from the Village People

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2. Superman’s new secret identity: Cher.

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And the number one change to this movie that tells us Superman just might be gay…

# 1. The new Lois Lane has an Adam's apple.