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August 03, 2006
Give Him a Break; He Ain't Nothing But a Hound Dog!
So a guard dog attacks a museum's teddy bear display, including destroying Elvis's teddy bear, and people are mad at the dog. Hey, you expect a guard dog to attack a real bear if it broke into the museum but not hurt teddy bears. How can the dog know the difference? He probably saw the display and assumed they were all under attack by a pack of tiny vicious bears and then did what any Doberman would in that situation: massacre the lot of them. He should get a medal... or a biscuit. He'd probably like a biscuit better. |