You know that Three Dog Night song "Joy To The World" ?

Joy to the world

Joy to you and me

How can you tell if a fish is joyful?

I guess the question I should ask is how stoned do you have to be to be concerned if a fish is joyful?

"Hey, man, joy to the fishes."
"Pull over, Leroy. I think I ought to drive."
"No, really. Joy to the fishes."
"What, you're Vegan now? I don't care. We're still going to Red Lobster. Now shut up!"
"I'm tryin to tell you - joy to the fishes."
"Just sit tight, Leroy. We're just a few minutes from the hospital."

Then there's the bit about If I were the king of the world."I

I'd be very concerned if the King Of The World were worried whether fish were joyful.

Although, to tell you the truth, it would be a vast improvement on old Wahab thugs like King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia.

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