They're Close Relatives of the Wolf, Not Accessories!
A lot of people hate little yip-yap dogs, but that's wrong. It's not their fault they're tiny and stupid; that was selective breeding by people who hate all that dogs stand for.
You see, even if you breed tiny dogs, they still are so closely related to the wolf that the species distinction is more aesthetic that genetics. Inside each little yipping Chihuahua is a wolf desperately wanting to tear out the throats of whomever crosses it. It's like Jack Bauer being trapped in the body of a two-year-old. Do you think Jack Bauer would like to be told how cute he is while being rolled around in a stroller?
No, he wouldn't. He would plot to kill you even while impotent to do so. Such is the life of the small dog.
And that's why this is animal abuse of the highest order:
"Someone! Please! Kill me!"
I'm not a big animal rights advocate, but things like this should be outlawed. Dogs have had a long history as man's best friend, and a civil society should afford them at least some protections of their dignity if nothing else.
If little yip-yap dogs suddenly gained the ability to inflict real damage, I bet they'd kill way more people than pit bulls.
And who could blame them?
Stumble It!