Bill Clinton was crazy. In a post from Dean Barnett about the upcoming ABC docudrama, he mentions this actual quote from Mr. Bill:

(WARNING: Contains a swear word, but I'm not altering it since it's historical)

You know, it would scare the shit out of Al Qaeda if suddenly a bunch of black ninjas rappelled out of helicopters into their camp.

Can you believe we once had a man in the Oval Office so crazy as to consider deploying ninjas? As soon as America turns to using ninjas, that's a path of evil from which there is no return.

Clinton may not seem as bad a Democrat compared to many we've seen lately, but I'm glad he and his ninjas are no longer a threat to America's civility.

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