September 20, 2006
Democrats Only Wish They Had My Genius for Negative Ad Campaigns
Posted by Frank J. at 09:09 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (8)

Glenn Reynolds wonders if Democrats are going to start channeling me for their negative ads. Wouldn't hurt. I mean, who are they channeling now? A three-year-old with an ear infection?

Anyway, for the record, Michael Steele loves puppies.

UPDATE:

I hear there is a whisper campaign among lefty blogs trying to spread the rumor that Michael Steele is black. They seem to think this will hurt his standing among Southern voters, but I think that plan may backfire.

UPDATE 2:

Liberals have found out that the dog is Steele's commercial IS NOT HIS ACTUAL DOG!

That's right, IT'S A STAND IN DOG!

If Michael Steele loves puppies so much, WHY IS HE ASHAMED OF HIS OWN DOG?!

(I think that makes it official: The Democrats really do need to hire me to help with their negative attacks.)