Why do they hate us?

I stay up at nights wondering that. I mean, America is the bastion of diversity, so shouldn't we be able to get along with other countries? Espcially those in the Middle East?

In the interest of reaching out and understanding other cultures, IMAO will be presenting a special series. We have gained special permission to re-post many of the thought forming, character shaping shows that are presented on Middle Eastern Public Television.

We hope you are entertained and can better understand the other side of the issues. Remember, this is the stuff that shapes young children and helps them to become happy, well formed little peaceful citizens of the world.

Hello,

I'm Mohammed Al Lakyu and it's Plaaaaaaaaay Time.

Gather round children. I seeeeeee you.

Hi Khidrah

Hi Khaleem

I see Mustafa playing soccer. So much fun.

I see Khalid

Hi Najeeb

I see Assan playing and striking a blow for equality. Good job Assan. Don't mix the red wire with the blue wire.

I see Afsana. Cover up your legs you little slut or we'll have stoned. Hee hee. Mohammed Al Lakyu is just kidding.

Hello MIkal

Najeeb! Shalom.

Ooh. There's Nura

I see Abdul in Guantanamo Bay, locked up and tortured. Remember, waterboarding only FEELS like you're drowning.

Oh, look in Lebanon. I see little MoMo standing on a roof. Don't fall off. That roof is almost 2 feet high. Curse those filthy Jooooos.

Hello Nasreen

Hi Ashira

Hi wish you all peace. Peace to you!

Welcome to Allah's Fun House.

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