With the new torture compromise, I bet many of you are worried that federal agents will now be able to drag you out of your home, tie you to a chair, and beat you with a wiffle ball bat in the groin until you confess to crimes you never committed.

And this indeed will happen. Actually, if you hear a knock at the door, that's probably them now.

You may think that torturing terrorists is a necessary evil to stop further attacks, but let's see what you think when the bat connects with your groin.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I've recently been to Andrew Sullivan's blog and I think some of the hysteria rubbed off

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