Not that he's asking me, but FrankJ could use these quotes for the back of the jacket cover of his book if he ever gets around to finishing it...

• "Frank is not anti-Semitic at all. When he's arrested for driving drunk, he's usually too busy kvetching about Mexicans and gays, passing out long before he gets all worked up over the Jews." -Your Friend, Laurence Simon (NOW GO TO BED!)

• "This is the second edition of Frank's book. Some things have changed since the first edition. But you probably don't remember them. And we made you quack like a duck, too."
  -Mysterio the Magnificent

• "I was given a copy of FrankJ's book to review and I put it in my jacket pocket. I was going to read it, but my crazy wife pulled out a gun and shot me in the chest. If only he'd have given me a hardback instead of a paperback proof, I'd be alive today."
  -Phil Hartman

• "Am I getting paid for this?"
  -Harvey

• "Why does your wife keep telling you to stop talking about me?"
  -Michelle Malkin

• "We lied about soldiers and prison guards throwing this book in a toilet."
  -Newsweek

However, I'm sure that he's got quotes from a whole bunch of big and famous people. Some of them legitimately, too, and not just screamed responses after he leapt out from an alleyway going "OOGIE BOOGIE!" dressed like a clown or something. (I tried that, and I still wound up leaving the back cover to my own book blank.)

If you could contribute a thoughtful, insightful, and meaningful quote to the back jacket cover of Frank's book without actually having read the thing, what would it be?

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