I like the Navy. Two thirds of the world is covered in water, and who will kill people on that? They Navy, of course. The Marines can't handle it as they are unable to walk on water. And, even if the Marines had magical water walking shoes, water is a rugged terrain with no cover to duck behind. Luckily the Navy is used to this. Thus, they have big ships with giant guns. They can sit out in the water and pound the land with their big guns. The foreigners will be like, "What's that? Is it the wrath of God?" No, it's the Navy. Also, the Navy has nuclear weapons.

Don't mess with the Navy.

Right now, there is a fund-raiser for Project Valour-IT which provides voice-controlled laptop computers to wounded Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines recovering from hand and arm injuries or amputations at home or in military hospitals. Hopefully, they'll also give them to our illiterate troops, as many troops are illiterate because they are quite dumb as John Kerry tactfully pointed out.

In this fundraiser, the three branches of the military and the Air Force are competing in fundraising. I was asked by Chaotic Synaptic Activity to help with the Navy. I agreed since my roommate in college was in the Navy and he drove me to Sears to buy a new car battery when my old one died. So far, the combined effort of the Army, Air Force, and the Marines has never gotten me to Sears.

So, give money to help our wounded troops, and do it in the name of the Navy!

They are behind the others right now, which is bad because they can nuke everyone.

If you must give in the name of another branch, though, Blackfive is the Army (lazy drunkards) leader, Villainous Company is the Marine (score nearly as well as chimps on standardized tests) leader, and Op-For is the Air Force (the military's golf team) leader. I wouldn't give money through them, though, as they are all worse than pedophiles (was that okay, or did I overstep the bounds of friendly competition?).

So, make your tax deductible donation using the button above to help our wounded troops and to show your support of our God-like Navy.

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