You know, as odd as it seems, it could have actually been worse for John Kerry when he delivered that speech in which he maligned our nation's troops.

If it hadn't have been for Botox, he could have actually generated a true mocking sneer on his face while delivering that "Or you'll end up in Iraq" line.

However, beyond allowing his lips to form the malignant words, his poison-ravaged facial muscles were only able to generate a series of weak twitches.

If you watch YouTube and news clips of that speech, you can see his face try to form the appearance of a sneer. It's a frightening sight, a horror of modern medicine gone amok. It's like a 98-pound weakling at the freeweights, straining to bench three hundred pounds, and only able to rattle the bar slightly on the posts.

It is my theory that you could get more emotion and expression out of a John Kerry Halloween mask than John Kerry's actual face.

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