I Demand An Apology
In light of everything that's been said of late. I demand an apology.
Oh yes, an apology. From everyone whose has piled on John Kerry for the comments he made yesterday.
That's right everybody. Kerry was making a joke about George W Bush being uneducated and stupid. Now, I can understand why no one would recognize it. No one has every attempted such a joke. Uncharted waters. Beware thar be dragons!
Making a joke out of calling the president, of all things, stupid. Who but a mental giant with masters in Humorology like Kerry could ever fathom such? Everyone knows the president is stupid. Everyone has heard of jokes before. But who could think to combine the two? RE-VO-LU-TION-ARY!
While the president IS indeed a grade A moron who made the worst grades in everything everywhere ever. In fact the only A he ever got was in moronic-ness. It's just never occurred to us simple folk that such a well established fact could be a kernel from which a stalk of humor could be cultivated. It was just too obvious to us! The first of a kind is often misconstrued, unrecognized and misunderstood even feared.
Perhaps this making fun of the President's I.Q. or lack thereof could be the start of something. Perhaps making light of his chimp-like appearance could follow. Doubtful though, true innovative geniuses like Kerry are never appreciated whilst they live.
Apologize,you ignorant uneducated rubes!
Stumble It!