Glenn Reynolds yesterday linked to a left-wing blog because of the author’s displeasure with Harold Ford Jr. (I didn't read the post; I assume he didn't like him because he's black). From a scan of the posts at the blog, it's just the average postings of a BDS sufferer, but a quote at the top of the blog caught my eye:

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." - Sinclair Lewis

I don't know who Sinclair Lewis is, but I was thinking that maybe I could write something really quotable about fascism coming to America and then other blogs would feature what I say. So, I decided to come up with a super-quotable quote about fascism. I figured I'd either have to spend a long time thinking about the nature of fascism or just start writing whatever comes to mind.

I, of course, chose the latter:

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a poncho and carrying a bong." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Michael Moore will smother it in mayo and eat it." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, the netroots crowd will question the timing." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, liberals will embrace it for the sake of multiculturalism." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a gordita and carry three kinds of cheeses." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, the wiener kids at Kos will ally with it in hopes to defeat the dreaded Chimpy McHitler." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will have a cape, a cane, and a pimp hat with a feather in it and everyone will be like, 'That's some stylish fascism!'" - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, I'll punch it in its dumb monkey face." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be like a million times better than the fascism that came to France." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Glenn Reynolds will quote Ann Althouse about it followed by the word 'Indeed'." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will sneak over the Mexican border with its friend the dreaded chupacabra." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will get tenure at a major university." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be a part of the Democrats' platform in '08." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, people will keep reminding us that, despite its actions, its religion means 'Peace'." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be found dead the next day, a victim of the mysterious serial killer known as the 'Rumsfeld Strangler'." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, I'll use it as an opportunity to sell more shirts." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, McDonalds will have a Happy Meal tie-in." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will pig out on nachos until it hurls." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, John Kerry will remind it that he served in Vietnam." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, kids will get a half-day at school." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be partially cloudy with a 30% chance of rain." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Michelle Malkin will have like five long posts a day about it until the MSM picks up the story." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, the New York Times will bury it on page 18." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Homer will say, 'Mmm... fascistic.'" - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be fifty feet tall, have rocket shoes, and shoot lasers out its eyes." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will have a show on E!" - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Jack Bauer will have only 24 hours to stop it." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, I'll have to turn off the news to keep the lovely and talented SarahK from yelling at the TV." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will have an army of ninja warriors." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, the Daily Kos will ignore it in favor of posting about a minor scandal involving Joe Lieberman." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, House will make a racially insensitive remark to Dr. Foreman." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, I won't notice because Battlestar Gallatica will be on." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, there will be a new South Park about it the following Wednesday." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, the Democratic Underground will praise it for it's comments about Bush." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be the fault of the joooooos!" - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will hand out parfaits because everyone likes parfaits." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, the 24-hour news channels will be all over it until another teen goes missing in Aruba." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Wikipedia will deny it an entry for being 'non-notable' since it has nothing to do with the Transformers" - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will talk like a pirate." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Cadet Happy will photoshop it to make it look gay." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Allahpundit will post a video clip of it and then link to what Ace has to say." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will make O'Reilly 'Most Ridiculous Item of the Day' segment." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will start a new kids clothing line of fascist fashion." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, with an offer of $78,000 and $750,000 still in play, it will have a hard time deciding between 'Deal' and 'No Deal'." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick in the face." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Ann Coulter will suggest we capture it and convert it to Christianity." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will prove Mark Steyn's point about demographics." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, in NRO's The Corner, Jonah Goldberg will post a new timewaster in response while John Derbyshire will be pretty blasé about the whole thing." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Chomps will be angry. Very angry." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will make smoothies by putting puppies in blenders." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will also grind the puppies’ bones to make its bread." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be the number one search term for Google." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, our troops in Iraq will be extremely confused because, God bless 'em, they're just not that bright." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, the made for TV movie will star Tori Spelling." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Rush Limbaugh will be misquoted on the subject." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, its ride will be totally pimped out." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Mary Katherine Ham will look cute as a button talking about it on CNN. " - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Dean Barnett will write a hilarious FAQ about it." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Jimmy Carter will race to get a picture of him shaking its hand." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Horatio Caine will stand over its murdered corpse and say something pithy as he puts on his sunglasses." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will bring lollipops for all the kids." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, everyone will be like, 'Watch out for that fascism!'" - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will go to a Yankees game." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will totally win any hotdog eating contest it enters." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Pier One will have a sale on odd shaped pottery." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, I'll try to tie it in to the release of my In My World™ compilation." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, my 'Know Thy Enemy: Fascism' post will be a huge hit." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be defeated by Aquaman." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Keith Olbermann will have a pompous 'Special Comment' about it in which he blames his computer crashing on President Bush." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, John Hawkins will email more than 230 right-of-center bloggers to ask them their opinion about it." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will open a deli down the street." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will have to wait an hour and a half to get through security at the airport." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will taste like chicken." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will have a long, curly mustache." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, FOX will have it in a new celebrity boxing special." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, we’ll frolic in the meadows and then sing songs of loves long past." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Glenn Beck will take it as more evidence that doomsday is near." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it won't signal any of its turns." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be elected mayor of D.C." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, it will take the last beer in the fridge and not fess up to it." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, President Bush will pronounce it FASK-ISM." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Charles Johnson will have a neat animated GIF to prove its documents are fakes." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, Bill Clinton will have sex with it." - Frank J.

"When fascism comes to America, everyone will realize they don't have a clue what 'fascism' actually means." - Frank J.

Well, that's all I could come up with right now, but there just has to be some great wisdom buried in there somewhere. Pick whatever you think best summarizes fascism and put it on your blog or use it as a signature. If you have your own ideas for quotable quotes about fascism coming to America, put them in the comments.