* If you suck and are in charge, you will be thrown out... even if your replacements also suck. Will Democrats learn this lesson now that they're in charge? Kinda doubt it.

* Joe Lieberman may end up being the deciding vote in whether the Democrats have a majority, thus making him the powerful sitting Senator. If he doesn't get too big a head to thank his supporters, he should send a fruit basket to Kos.

* If you don't know who to vote for, put your write in candidate as "pie." A vote is never wasted if it's for pie. Mmm pie.

* Whitler brings up a good quote from Winston Churchill (yes, he's posted twice in two days; surely it is the end of time): "Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."

* Gold! Gold I tells ya! Speaker Pelosi! Liberals trying to set an agenda in a time of war! It's pure comedy gold!

* There a huge noise machine to make Iraq look like a disaster and force us to retreat (i.e., declare we lost). That means we need to make a lot of noise to combat it, and the one who can do that best is the president. I really don't want to hear much out of him other than that topic and border security.

Unless he read IMAO and wants to talk about it. He can talk all he wants about that too.

Ooh! I'll have to send him a copy of my book when it comes out...

* I really really need coffee this morning.

* I've already kicked the cat, but the dog gets to wait until we hear more on the Senate. When I kicked the cat, she gave me this look that said, “I understand.”

Actually, she gave me her “I never understand anything ever” blank stare. Still, it was fun.

* I think, out of everything, I'm most disappointed in you, my readers. I know I did all that was possible, so somehow you all failed. Bad readers. You should be ashamed.

* No time to be sad and mopey. The Republican Party got what it deserved, and new fun times lay ahead. What crazy things the Democrats will do now? Only Satan knows, but I'm sure it will be hilarious.