It's Friday, so you know it's time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.

However, this week's different... this week we're going to start a new feature called:

WHAT IS MAHMOUD ABBAS PRAYING FOR?

So, from Mahmoud Abbas' expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?

Is it:

a) Someone to fix the air conditioner. The hum is driving him nuts!

b) His assistants to stop trying to steal his watch. And when he puts his hand on his watch while he prays, they steal his wallet. Why? Why, Allah, why?

c) John Kerry to hook him up with his Botox doc. His face feels like a mudlike, for Allah's sake!

d) More padding in the floor. Damn, that smarts!

e) When someone breaks him off a piece of that KitKat bar, they break it off of the end that they haven't sucked the chocolate off of.

or

f) NONE OF THE ABOVE

Put your guesses in the comments.