December 22, 2006
What is Mahmoud Abbas Praying For? #17
Posted by Laurence Simon at 10:29 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

It's Friday, so you know it's time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.

However, this week's different... this week we're going to start a new feature called:

WHAT IS MAHMOUD ABBAS PRAYING FOR?

So, from Mahmoud Abbas' expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?

Is it:

a) Saeb Erekat to give him his glasses back.

b) Okay, he's got them back. How about a headquarters in a hollowed-out volcano... preferrably one not surrounded by Jews!

c) His acne to clear up.

d) New shoes. Like... um... Air Jordanians.

or

e) NONE OF THE ABOVE

Put your guesses in the comments.