Gerard of American Digest recently pointed out that no one has yet compared Bush to Vlad the Impaler, and - upon reading that - it occured to me that the left is making a huge mistake in comparing Bush to Hitler.

After all, Hitler managed to hold the reins of German power for 11 years and was directly responsible for millions of deaths.

What's Bush's confirmed body count?

Why, it's not even as impressive as Ted Kennedy's.

Besides, as the frothing Kos-kids are forever pointing out, Bush is an idiotic bumbler who has the cunning of Grimace and the success-to-failure ratio of Wile E. Coyote. Surely a more accurate comparison would be to those lovable, bumbling villians who bluff and bluster but never manage to really hurt anyone before their ill-conceived schemes blow up in their faces.

So here's a list of dangerously unbalanced and/or evil people to whom comparing Bush would be FAR more reasonable:

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Snidely Whiplash

C. Montgomery Burns

Boris and/or Natasha

Cobra Commander

Elmer Fudd

Sylvester Pussycat

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

Any Batman villain from the TV series.

Pinky and/or The Brain

Shredder

Harcourt Fenton "Harry" Mudd

David Letterman and/or Paul Schaffer

The Wachowski brothers

Sideshow Bob

Captain Hook

The Wicked Witch of the West

Severus Snape

Gargamel

Vizzini

Witchiepoo

Skeletor

Jareth the Goblin King

Dr. Smith

and, of course, Frank J.

Who - like George W. Bush - has yet to have a SINGLE confirmed kill of either a monkey or ninja, despite his numerous half-implemented plans to bring about their destruction.

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Rebuttals and/or additions are welcome in the comments.