This is the classic question raised by child psychologists around the world. Every young boy goes through a crazy phase where they try on mommy's high heels, put on silly hats, and play soccer. (Note: Not at the same time.)

It turns out that Posh Spice's husband is some kind of soccer player. Not only that, but he appears to be coming to America and is gonna play right in my back yard!! (Note to self: Remember to go in the back yard and pick up the dog poo poo.)

After having done some research, I can honestly say that the evidence that soccer is gay is staggering.

Gay Examples:

French player "giving head."

Black dude practicing "jazz hands."

and during one match, spectators witnessed an impromptu song and dance routine.

I'm sorry if this offends some of you soccer fans. Tune in next week and I'll have proof that soccer is also nothing but a girls' sport.

Remember kids. Stick to good, old-fashioned non gay sports like football.

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