It's Friday, so... um...

Okay, it's Saturday. Got a little drunk last night.

Anyway, you know it's time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.

However, this week's different... this week we're going to start a new feature called:

WHAT IS MAHMOUD ABBAS PRAYING FOR?

So, from Mahmoud Abbas' expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?

Is it:

a) Is someone making microwave popcorn in the building? That stuff always smells so gooooooooood. Why do they have to pop it during prayers?

b) The guy next to him to stop shoving. I swear, if he keeps this up, I'm going to appoint him head of Force 17 in Gaza.

c) Rachel Corrie's parents to hug and kiss him like they did to Yasser. Can't they just understand that all he wants is a little love?

or

d) NONE OF THE ABOVE

Put your guesses in the comments.