It's Friday, so it's time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.

However, this week's different... this week we're going to start a new feature called:

WHAT IS MAHMOUD ABBAS PRAYING FOR?

So, from Mahmoud Abbas' expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?

Is it:

a) Why is there carpeting in this mosque? Why can't there be carpeting in the Ramallah mosque he uses all the time?

b) There's a dog food that makes its own gravy? Since when? And what does it taste like?

c) Leo Laporte to stop calling him about starting a daily podcast.

d) A DNA sample from Anna Nicole Smith. Or, failing that, to lea- [ed- STOP IT!]

e) The Jews to strike oil during their attempts to destroy the Al-Aqsa mosque so there's at least something worth killing them all over besides rocks and dirt.

or

f) NONE OF THE ABOVE

Put your guesses in the comments.