It's Friday, so it's time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.

However, this week's different... this week we're going to start a new feature called:

WHAT IS MAHMOUD ABBAS PRAYING FOR?

So, from Mahmoud Abbas' expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?

Is it:

a) Hummus-flavored Bubble Yum.

b) Darth Vader to update his Twitter account more often. Oh, and for Paula Abdul to just shut the hell up.

c) The EU to recognize this while Unity Government thing at face value like they've done with everything else.

d) The sequel to Buckaroo Banzai.

e) Prince to play a concert in Ramallah, penis-shaped guitar neck or not.

or

f) NONE OF THE ABOVE

Put your guesses in the comments.