Last night, SarahK was watching the results show to Dancing with the Stars while I was painting the guest bathroom. During a commercial break, there was an ad for Good Morning America in which there would be an interview with Jim McGreevy's wife with the teaser "Could your husband be gay?"

Oh, that's trouble.

Think if women learn to wield that as a weapon:

WIFE: "Honey, want to go with me to the fabric store to help me pick out curtains?"

HUSBAND: "Why don't you just shoot me in the face instead?"

WIFE: "According to a segment on Good Morning America, men who don't want to go pick out curtains with their wives are really just afraid of exposing their homosexuality."

HUSBAND: "What? Well, I just didn't want to go because I... uh... hurt my knee doing manly things. But it's better now! I'm going to go help you find curtains and then sex you up -- heterosexual style!

How much do you want to bet Elizabeth Edwards is going to tune into that Good Morning America special? Anyway, might as well get the ball rolling...

INDICATIONS YOUR HUSBAND MAY BE GAY

* He watched Dancing with the Stars under his own volition.

* He cares whether you have curtains.

* You're a man and you married in Vermont.

* He's openly a Democrat (Mrs. McGreevy should have picked up on that one).

* He regularly has sex with men.

You know the drill; keep it going in the comments.