A man smuggled a monkey onto a flight into the U.S. He hid it under his hat (presumably a big yellow one). How are we supposed to feel safe on a flight if anyone can get a monkey on board? Isn't security supposed to stop liquids from being brought on? Do you know how much liquid you can put in a monkey?

At security, you have everyone take off their hats and put them through the x-ray to check for monkeys; that's airline security 101. Otherwise, one day a group of terrorists are going to board a plane together, wait until their flight is in the air, and then they'll pull off their turbans and... MID FLIGHT MONKEY ATTACK!

They better start checking for monkeys or letting me bring my gun on board.

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