MoveOn put out a full page ad attacking General Petraeus by calling him "General Betray Us." By their tiny, chicken-brain understanding of things, someone who doesn't say only doom and gloom about Iraq is evil and lying to us. Many Democrat politicians have distanced themselves from the ad but the left-wing blogosphere thinks it completely accurate and productive for them to impugn him. So, it comes to the question of who do we trust more on Iraq: A serving general or wiener kids on the internet? Let's compare and contrast!

GENERAL PETRAEUS VERSUS WIENER KIDS ON THE INTERNET

General Petraeus: A general.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: A bunch of wiener kids.

General Petraeus: Want the military to succeed.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Wants nothing more than the military to fail.

General Petraeus: Nice. Wise.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Arrogant. Nigh-retarded.

General Petraeus: Understand military strategy.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Understands strategy for getting a diary recommended on Daily Kos.

General Petraeus: Uses regular hygiene.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Smells funny.

General Petraeus: Sounds like a smart, serious person.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Sounds like Osama bin Laden.

General Petraeus: Knows that Islamic radicals are responsible for terrorist attacks.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Thinks that the U.S. secretly attacks itself just for kicks.

General Petraeus: Really likes America.
Wiener Kids on the Internet: Doesn't see why America is so special.

Hmm... who to trust...

Well, as a respected pundit, I should choose one. I'm going to go with the general over the wiener kids on this. That's just my gut feeling.

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