December 06, 2007
Child Pornagraphers Concerned: "Will They Think We're ALL Liberal Talk Show Hosts?
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Child pornagraphers, who suffer a bad image everywhere, especially red states, today issued a statement regarding the arrest of liberal talk show host Bernie Ward. "We want people to know that just because we dig child porn, that it in no way makes us want to host a progressive radio show."

Many in the industry feel that being linked to this type of situation bodes badly for child pornographers. Said one spokes man with the National Association of Child Pornagraphers, "Sure, they can hide behind the First Amendment, but if people start to think that you're something OTHER than a child pornographer, then it could hurt your career in the long run."

Most child pornographers have no affiliation with liberal radio at all. They're concerned that they might finally face a stereotype that can bring them all down.

Said one source who insisted on secrecy, "Sure, many of these liberal talk show hosts stay in the shadows. They lurk in dark places where nobody will hear them - like Air America. But eventually, they do something stupid and get caught."

Bernie insists that he was looking at child porn while doing research for a book. If that excuse doesn't work, then he'll insist that it's not his and that he was only holding it for a friend.