Do Other Countries Know How Much They Suck?
As the most powerful and most awesome nation ever ever, America leaves a lot for other countries to measure up to, but they don't even seem to be trying. It's time America makes sure other countries know exactly how much they suck. I mean really rub their faces in it.
We could start by buying the most expensive properties in some foreign countries just we can raze them to the ground. Why? Because we have money to burn like that because we're so awesome. Then we can invade some countries, completely overthrow their governments, and just leave. If other countries ask why, we should say, "That's the wrong question. What you should be asking is, 'If we didn't suck so much, would this still happen to us?'"
Most other countries in the world are seriously underachieving. It's the duty of America, the most awesomest nation there is, to get out countries to do better. The only way to do that is to make sure they know exactly how much they suck.
Frank J. 'XX for Some Office
"Letting other countries know exactly how much they suck."
Stumble It!