Being something similar to a pundit, I guess I should make some prediction for the vote today. I guess the first step in that is checking my horoscope:

There are very few negative vibes today, and the only one creating real problems is Pluto, the planet of transformation, particularly because its effect is strong! Expect some minor revelations, which could reveal some little blips that slow the day right down. Just don’t lose your cool!

Does that sound like a McCain win or a Romney win? And how can Pluto create problems? It's planet status was revoked.

Screw it. I think McCain is going to have a big win and celebrate by grabbing the nearest conservative and making him squeal like a pig. Also, I think Hillary will come out of today with an advantage over Obama because, in the end, Democrats don't like black people. There's even been robo-calls exploiting that fact, the text of them being, "Obama... kinda black, ain't he?"

Those are my predictions. If they're wrong, look for voter fraud.

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