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July 02, 2008
Barack Obama - SuperPatriot
Barack Obama is going on the offensive against a scurrilous whisper-campaign engineered by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and their willing accomplices in the Murdoch/Limbaugh-controlled Conservative Media. There's no need to question Obama's patriotism. Proof of his devotion to America lies below:
* Pinned a flag lapel pin to his grandmother and the Rev. Wright before throwing them under the bus. * Anything that big-knockered chicks make videos about is patriotic by definition. * Recites the Pledge of Allegiance when joining his former domestic terrorist friends at flag-burnings. * Doesn't make unpatriotic hissing noises when talking through his dentures like McCain does. * Trying to give America the same health care system as England & Canada is like super-triple-international patriotism! * Will make English the official language of all unconditional negotiations with terrorists. * Open-minded and tolerant of all belief systems, even those that don't recognize all 57 states. * He believes, like most patriotic Americans, that Hillary Clinton eats babies and craps pure evil. * "Hussein" might not sound patriotic, but at least it lacks the 'don't ask, don't tell' flavor of "Sidney". * He doesn't flip-flop on issues, he does the "Patriot Pirouette". * Questioning his patriotism makes you a racist, so knock it off, racist! And how do YOU know that Obama is a SuperPatriot? |