
“Well Miss Cardinale next week is Thanksgiving and you know what that means.”
“Not really.”
“The drinking lamp is lit.”
“But Mr. Walrus, you know Tequila makes my clothes fall off.”
“Really? 🙂 “
Winner

This week.











“All right Mr. Walrus. I want answers”
“What’s the question?”
“Where the heck were you last week.”
“Oh, here and there.”
“That’s not much of an answer.”
“How about friends dropped by unexpectedly and I wound up drinking all day?”
“Sounds about right for you.”
Winner

This week.











“You’re late again Mr. Walrus, what is the excuse this time?
“Playing golf, shot my best score of the year in spite of an 11 on one hole.
“I love a man who plays golf well, I get all hot an bothered.”
“I got the cure baby, let’s roll.”
“Let’s roll.”
Winner

This week.









