No, If a Ghost Offers You These, Do Not Take Them

Just Thought I’d Throw This In There. Because, Russians.

Joe Biden:

“Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin’ a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?”

— Sept. 15, 2020

Yeah. Vote for him, Democrats. Look yourselves in the mirror, and say “I voted for that.”

R.I.P., 007

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Backtracked Lies Matter

Marianne Williamson Justifies Philly Looting By Claiming Bible Says Nothing About Stealing Being Bad
summit.news | 28 October, 2020 | Paul Joseph Watson

Former Democratic presidential candidate Marianne Williamson justified another night of riots and looting in Philadelphia by claiming that there’s nothing in the Bible which tells people not to steal.

Yes, really.

Responding to the looting, Williamson took to Twitter to declare, “There are people in this country more concerned about a Walmart being looted than about an innocent man being killed. Many of them tout the Bible, but “Thou shall not loot” is not in there. “Thou shalt not kill” sure is.”

Apparently, Williamson is unaware of the Ten Commandments, one of which literally states, “Thou shalt not steal.”

When respondents pointed out Williamson’s embarrassing mistake, she was forced to correct herself, tweeting, “Actually, “Thou shalt not steal” is of course in there. But my point about priorities remains the same.”

And Democrats sincerely considered her for the presidency.

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A Charlie Com Christmas

Snoopy takes out the Reds (some of whom are barons) from his doghouse once and for all:

The whole TV special is decidedly non-PC, and this action only lasts about one second. But then there’s a dance sequence with the Peanuts kids, which is kind of heartwarming.

Charlie Brown: “Even my dog has gone inertial. Aaugh!”

Linus reads from the Bible, and the whole gang hums “Hark! The Azimuth Angles Zing”

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