It’s another week and another round of answers. Most of the questions you left last time were answered by others, including: walruskkkch Happy Fun Ball tankdemon FormerHostage Veeshir CLIFFY Oppo DamnCat HokieGomer Bacon to you all! These are the questions that weren’t answered. Bob B: Is there really anything left to ask? There are definitely …
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We recently offered to answer your questions, any questions that you had. It seems you had some. It also appears some of you might have been expecting us to answer them at the time you asked the question. Like, right then. And yea, we’d like to do that. The truth is I have duties around …
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The “Chief Diversity Officer” of the U.S. State Department was so concerned about people saying racist things, that he felt it was his duty to find a way to connect just about every phrase in the American vernacular to how it might in fact be racist. For example, “hold down the fort” is apparently racist …
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FormerHostage [High Praise!] left this in the comments, and I wanted to make sure everyone got a chance to read it because it’s a real slab of bacon. ______________ JB: Hey sport, you send for me? BO: Uh, yeah Joe, uh, we have a, uh, situation and, uh, we’re gonna need you to, uh, do …
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Previously on IMAO, I quoted Bill Maher saying “Whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible.” Commenter FormerHostage [High Praise!] suggested that was like saying: “whenever Michael Moore takes pride in his personal appearance and hygiene” or “when Keith Over-man gives a calm, reasoned response” or “when Bill Maher is funny.” Good point. So let’s …
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* So, how about that Republican debate. If the point was to prove FOX News isn’t in the tank for Republicans, mission accomplished because that was bloody. Sample questions from the debate: “Why do you suck so bad and are stupid and ugly?” “So exactly how incompetent are you?” “I hate you.” And those were …
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This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for …
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Time to award HIGH PRAISE to who came up with the best answer to “Things cooler than being an Obama supporter”. And the best answer was: Rachel Maddow’s haircut Except no one submitted that. So instead HIGH PRAISE goes to FormerHostage for his answer: David Axelrod’s mustache Great job, FormerHostage; you are truly a titan …
This week, your job was to mock the Democrats’ new logo/motto: A LOT of good entries, and since this is a one-shot, I’d hate to leave a dozen gems on the cutting room floor. I’ll post Part 2 this weekend. I’m saving some of the best ones for then, so don’t miss it. And next …
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Apparently the post I did on the Democrats’ new logo has struck a chord with the readership, so I’m post-pwning (so to speak) the regular lol! features for a couple weeks to indulge in a little logo-related fun. Your assignment this week is to re-work the new Democrat logo/slogan: And send your image to lolterizt@gmail.com …
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FormerHostage presents: “Chrissy Mathews interviews Barak Obama” [YouTube direct link] Take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies“). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it isn’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and it doesn’t suck …
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How a Democrat could lose Massachusetts? Here’s the answer: FormerHostage presents: “Coakley Strategy Meeting”, [YouTube direct link] [reference link] Take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies“). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it isn’t obscene …
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Helen Thomas (via her shameless boy-toy FormerHostage) has honored IMAO with the “Zombie Helen (No Brains!) Worst Blogger Since Herbert Hoover Award” Award. First, I’d like to congratulate Helen on bravely coming out of the closet on her status as an Undead-American. I mean, sure, it was kind of an open secret like Adam Lambert’s …
Time for a little mockery of the stupid citizens who keep rooting for the wrong camp: Morphing from Michael. From jihadonlibs: From TGWShark: From Josh: Two from FormerHostage: Three from AlanABQ: Next week, back to mockn’ them squinty-eyed, head-wrapped, splodey-dopn’ furriners.
Once again, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier. [reference link] Reader submissions: From FormerHostage: From G8r: PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors …
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