I’m pretty sure I’m going to hate myself for captioning this photo:

“Joseph Biden and Granddaughter Issue Press Release Decrying Irresponsible Reporting on Their Kiss”
I could lessen the creepiness factor by changing it to:
“Hunter Biden Meets With New Female Friend To Discuss Alimony, Burisma, and Sisters-In-Law In General”
Jeez, I’m not getting out of this.
Anyone else have any ideas for a caption? They’ve got to be better.

“The Bamboo Curtain has been upgraded to Rayon…”
“Want to know what’s behind the red door? Vote Bernie and find out…”
I was sitting in the Hollywood Hawaiian Hotel
I was listening to the air conditioner hum
It went mmm…
Look away
Once we get behind closed doors
and you let your hair hang down…
Pro: Romney gets his reward from the DNC
Con (at least for Romney?): It’s Nancy behind current #1 and Biden behind current #2
Almost makes you believe we dodged a bullet in electing Obama. Annnnd I can’t believe I just wrote that sentence.
Back in 2012, I did not understand it was Globalist vs Globalist with the fix in for Obama. If Obama had not won in 2012, we would not have gotten Trump in 2016. The plan in 2016 was again Globalist vs Globalist (Hillary Clinton/Jeb Bush) with the fix in for Hillary.
Trump has unmasked Globalism and the single party system it controlled when he unexpectedly won the primary and the Globalist RINOs went Never Trump and pushed for Hillary. Even George Bush Jr. who said nothing against Obama despite what Obama did to the US because he had said no bad mouthing a sitting president went after Trump before and after he won.
I’ve never regretted not voting for POTUS that election.
I decided to only vote local as Romney would have tried to “Fix” Obamacare and other Obamadebacles.
The politest thing I’ve said about Romney is the old, “If you don’t like my principles, I have more!” line.
Wise choice. I voted, though, for Eddie Haskell, thinking he was the best we’d ever get.
♩♩♪
So what could a poor boy do?
‘Cept to vote for a RickRoll Man?
‘Cause dishonor’s here
And the time is ripe to vote for an
Effete frightened man!
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I then voted for McCain, hoping we’d get Sarah Palin out of it. True story.
So did I.
Yup, I voted for Sarah Palin in 2008 too.
I thought about writing in Gus Hall in 2012, better a dead commie than either Obama or Romney, but I got lazy.
“Gathering Votes For Impeachment”
“PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CAUCUSING GOING ON BEHIND THAT CURTAIN!!!”
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