TGIF? Really? That’s all you got?
“The ’80s was a brutal, brutal time for people. It was a f***ing mess and people forget that. It was a tremendous strife. Socio political tensions everywhere. We were still pretty fresh off a Cuban missile crisis, which was only 15-20 years before. It’s a tumultuous period, but you look back at it now and you’re like, ‘Oh, yeah. Top Gun. Cocaine!’ Like, ‘No!’ It was really scary.” ~~ Ryan Reynolds
Our society is polyamorous, polymorphic, polytheistic, and polysyllabic. It promotes giving everything to everyone, as long as they can muster the language skills to ask for it.
That’s “muster,” not “mister.”
Spoiled parents raising spoiled parrots. With a few cockatoos thrown in. Children of braacckkkkkkkken homes.
Society is a Dead Parrot Sketch without a punchline, with conservatives in the role of John Cleese. It’s sad.
Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Results from 9/18/2026
| (3) Sophie Marceau | No Preference | (10) Rosemund Pike |
|---|---|---|
| 111 | 0 | 62 |
| Halle Berry | No Preference | Serena Scott Thomas |
|---|---|---|
| 125 | 0 | 55 |
New Matches for 9/25/2026
Match 1
(7) Ursula Andress (Honey Ryder) vs (14) Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (7) Ursula Andress | 7 – 1 – 0 | 1211 – 8 – 550 |
Honey Ryder
Actress: Ursula Andress Nationality: Swiss Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) Synopsis:
Honey Ryder dazzled cinema audiences, stepping out of the Caribbean sea wearing a white bikini with a large hunting knife at her side. She proved to be immensely popular with fans and set the tone for all Bond girls to come.
Ursula Andress
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (14) Tania Mallet | 5 – 3 – 0 | 959 – 5 – 715 |
Tilly Masterson
Actress: Tania Mallet Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Tilly Masterson tried to assassinate Auric Goldfinger in revenge for the death of her sister Jill. With her poor marksmanship, she missed and almost shot Bond, who took a sharp interest in her. Bond caught up with Tilly again and foiled another of her attempts to kill Goldfinger. In the process, the two were chased by Goldfinger’s hitmen, and Tilly was killed by Oddjob’s steel rimmed hat.
Tania Mallet
Match 2
Nadja Regin (Bonita) vs (15) Shirley Eaton (Jill Masterson)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Nadja Regin | 1 – 7 – 0 | 399 – 35 – 939 |
Bonita
Actress: Nadja Regin Nationality: Serbian Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
In the exciting pre-title sequence of Goldfinger, Bond foils the plots of a heroin baron and blows up his operations with plastic explosives. Before leaving, Bond takes care of some unfinished business, to have a bath with Bonita. The excursion turns out to be a trap, as Bonita seduces Bond so that a henchman can knock him unconscious. Bond sees the reflection in Bonita’s eyes, and she gets knocked on the head while the henchman is electrocuted in the bath. “Shocking. Positively shocking” Bond remarks before leaving the room.
Nadja Regin
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (15) Shirley Eaton | 5 – 3 – 0 | 925 – 16 – 568 |
Jill Masterson
Actress: Shirley Eaton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Jill Masterson was the scantly dressed girl who used binoculars and an ear piece to help Auric Goldfinger cheat at cards. Bond caught her at the game, and together they blackmailed Goldfinger into losing his money. After enjoying a few bottles of Dom Perignon with Bond, Masterson was killed by Goldfinger’s henchman Oddjob, in revenge for her betrayal. Bond awoke to find her covered from head to toe in gold paint.
Shirley Eaton
Anybody know who’s damn cat this is?
Results From 9/16/2026
| (5) Ana de Armas | No Preference | (14) Tina Hudson |
|---|---|---|
| 146 | 0 | 28 |
| (9) Tanya Roberts | No Preference | Monica Bellucci |
|---|---|---|
| 107 | 1 | 73 |
New Matches for 9/23/2026
Match 1
(10) Lea Seydoux (Madelaine Swann) vs Grace Jones (May Day)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (10) Lea Seydoux | 5 – 4 – 0 | 1139 – 11 – 680 |
Madelaine Swann
First appearance Spectre (2015) Last appearance No Time to Die (2021) Portrayed by Léa Seydoux Madeleine Swann is a complex character introduced in the James Bond film Spectre. Madeline Swann is the daughter of Mr. White (Jesper Christensen), a member of the criminal organization SPECTRE.
Swann studied at the University of Oxford and at Sorbonne University, and later worked with Doctors Without Borders.[1] By the time of Spectre she is working as a psychiatrist at a private clinic in the Austrian Alps.
Dying of thallium poisoning, White tells James Bond (Daniel Craig) to protect his daughter from SPECTRE, so Bond goes to see her at the clinic. Although Swann is initially hesitant to trust Bond, she agrees to share information about SPECTRE and help Bond take the organization down. The two gradually fall in love, and Bond ultimately leaves MI6 to be with her after arresting Blofeld.
Lea Seydoux
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Grace Jones | 0 – 9 – 0 | 134 – 25 – 1889 |
May Day
Actress: Grace Jones Nationality: Jamaican Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
May Day was the girlfriend of Max Zorin, and also worked for him as an assassin.May Day killed Bond’s chauffeur, and tried to kill Bond on several occasions. Much later in the film, May Day realized that she had been double crossed by Zorin, who had left her to die in an explosion that would cause a flood in silicon valley. May Day joined teams with Bond to remove the bomb, and in doing so, met her death.
Grace Jones
Match 2
Tonia Sotiropoulou (Bond’s Lover) vs Mary Stovin (Kimberley Jones)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tonia Sotiropoulou | 3 – 6 – 0 | 753 – 17 – 990 |
Bond’s Lover
Actress: Tonia Sotiropoulou Nationality: Greek Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Tonia Sotiropoulou was credited only as “Bond’s lover”, and appeared in a brief scene with no lines or conversation with Bond. They made love, and were then shown lying on a bed, Bond drinking a beer. She is the only girl on this list that didn’t have a speaking role, and is perhaps the least memorable of all Bond girls.
Tonia Sotiropoulou
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Mary Stovin | 2 – 7 – 0 | 867 – 23 – 968 |
Kimberly Jones
Actress: Mary Stövin Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.
Mary Stovin
Ready for today’s words of wisdom?
“His slaughter is now a source of ongoing glee for the sort of people who listen to (and sing along with) Piker. There may be other forces at work in the brains of those who pity Lindsay Clancy, a child-killer without a political agenda. Yet it’s hard to avoid comparing her apologists with Luigi Mangione’s left-wing admirers. Mangione became a folk hero to anti-capitalist radicals after he killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in December 2024. Clancy’s case lacks the overt ideological angle, but emotions run deeper than ideas. Mangione and Clancy have both benefited from a warped sense of sympathy for the underdog and greater identification with the killers’ plight than with that of the victims. It’s been argued that this is a projection of “Main Character Syndrome,” the narcissistic belief of many people, in this age of social media, that the whole world is nothing but a film in which they are the star.” ~~ Daniel McCarthy
White House to Launch ‘TRUMP TV’ at 7PM Monday — 2 Days After Press Ban
Mediaite | Sep 21st, 2026 | Stephanie KaloiThe White House is set to launch Trump TV at 7 pm ET Monday night, two days after President Donald Trump banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from the White House.
“Demsmoke”?
“What’s Melania?”
“Obamacare 54, Where Are You?”
“The Yuge Valley?”
Good night.
Sydney Sweeney vs Maureen O’Hara
Sydney Sweeney (4-0-0 Pts. 243 Avg. 60.75)
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Maureen O’Hara (0-4-0 Pts. 116 Avg. 29.00)
Good evening.
Salma Hayek vs Elke Sommer
Salma Hayek ( 3-1-0 pts. 175 Avg. 43.75)
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Elke Sommer (1-3-0 Pts. 137 Avg. 34.25)
