“Are we good now?”
Straight Line of the Day: And What, Exactly, Would You Expect To Find on the Trump Interstate?
Sen. John Cornyn proposes naming major Texas highway ‘Trump Interstate’
WFAA (DFW) | 05/12/2026 | Jaime E. GalvanU.S. Sen. John Cornyn is introducing new legislation that would designate a major U.S. highway as “Interstate 47,” or “Trump Interstate.”
Cornyn announced Monday that he introduced the I-47 Future Interstate Act, which would designate U.S. Highway 287 as a future interstate stretching from Port Arthur, Texas, to Choteau, Montana.
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/15/2026 : New Matches for 5/22/2026
Keeping it classy guys.
Results from 5/22/2026
| (14) Tania Mallet | No Preference | Martine Beswick |
|---|---|---|
| 137 | 0 | 56 |
| (5) Daniela Bianchi | No Preference | Nadja Regin |
|---|---|---|
| 152 | 2 | 16 |
New Matches for 5/22/2026
Match 1
Margaret Nolan (Dink) vs Zena Marshall (Miss Taro)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Margaret Nolan | 2 – 4 – 0 | 600 – 4 – 646 |
Actress: Margaret Nolan Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Margaret Nolan played the Golden Girl in the title sequence and the pre-release advertising for Goldfinger. However, the producers eventually choose Shirley Eaton to play Jill Masterson, and Nolan was given the much smaller role of the pool-side masseuse Dink. Dink is shown massaging Bond, but has to leave when Felix Leiter arrives for some “man’s talk.”
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Zena Marshall | 1 – 5 – 0 | 414 – 7 – 739 |
Actress: Zena Marshall Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) Synopsis:
Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.
Match 2
(13) Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (13) Claudine Auger | 4 – 2 – 0 | 765 – 8 – 457 |
Actress: Claudine Auger Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Eunice Gayson | 3 – 3 – 0 | 396 – 27 – 612 |
Actress: Eunice Gayson Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.
Wabbit Season!
Straight Line of the Day: For Your Publicity Still, Will You Be Looking Thoughtfully Directly Into the Camera, Or Looking Wistfully Off Into the Distance?
Cartoons and Memes
Beowulf
I never read Beowulf — as far as I remember. If I did, the fact that I don’t remember says something.
Now I think I would, because of this guy’s description of it on the web:
The first 100 lines are basically “I’m going to tell you a story of this guy. He murders his way up and down the coast until everyone pays him to stop; that was a great king! Also, he had kids; this is the story of how his wealth got them in trouble.”
Imagine Hollywood effects and celebrity actors, and it might be an enjoyable read!
Straight Line of the Day: Per the City Desk Editor, Just Make Up a Headline So We Can Make Up a Story To Go With It
(In the comic strip “Tumbleweeds,” there was a newspaper editor who took exactly that approach.)
In the comic strip “The Washington Post”:
DOJ sees fallout after push to prosecute former FBI director James Comey
Washington Post via MSN | May 9, 2026 | Perry Stein… Others [sic] prosecutors have voluntarily decamped or scrambled to find new jobs, fearful they could be asked to work on cases that violate their principles, according to 10 current and former prosecutors familiar with the office and the case. Major cases, including one involving a terrorist attack in Afghanistan, have been hobbled by the turmoil.
Side note: the DOJ is investigating a terrorist attack in Afghanistan?
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : New Matches for 5/20/2026
We are back in business, time to get naughty.
Matches for 5/20/2026
Match 1
Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver) vs Berenice Marlohe (Severine)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | 1 – 5 – 0 | 177 – 21 – 1048 |
Actress: Gloria Hendry Nationality: American Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Berenice Marlohe | 1 – 6 – 0 | 430 – 17 – 881 |
Actress: Bérénice Marlohe Nationality: French Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Sévérine was a captive of Raoul Silva’s, who had taken her out of the Macau sex trade at a young age. Bond met Sévérine at a casino and convinced her that he could kill Silva and let her go free if she helped him out. After killing her bodyguards, Bond managed to escape the casino and travelled with Sévérine to Silva’s private Island. The pair were caught, and for her betrayal, Silva placed a glass of Scotch on Sévérine’s head and asked Bond to shoot it off. Bond purposefully missed, but Silva shot her in the head anyway, killing her and knocking off the Scotch. Bond coldly commented that it was a waste of good Scotch.
Match 2
(7) Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight) vs (8) Jane Seymour (Solitaire)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (7) Britt Ekland | 6 – 1 – 0 | 1199 – 14 – 368 |
Actress: Britt Ekland Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Mary Goodnight was Bond’s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (8) Jane Seymour | 5 – 2 – 0 | 1131 – 6 – 716 |
Actress: Jane Seymour Nationality: English Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.
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Straight Line of the Day: In a World Truly Turned Upside-Down, …
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Bond Girlathon Wednesday Update
I believe I have it figured out and after the next two weeks all contestants will have 8 matches played. I have deleted the second match of those that played each other twice. I trust my math is correct. Now I just have to work out the schedule moving forward for the remaining matches.
Schedule
5/20/2026
Match 1
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | 1 – 5 – 0 | 177 – 21 1048 |
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Berenice Marlohe | 1 – 6 – 0 | 430 – 17 – 881 |
Match 2
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Britt Ekland | 6 – 1 – 0 | 1199 – 14 – 368 |
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Jane Seymour | 5 – 2 – 0 | 1131 – 6 – 716 |
5/27/2026
Match 1
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gemma Arterton | 7 – 0 – 0 | 1052 – 7 – 436 |
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tonia Sotiropoulou | 2 – 5 – 0 | 603 – 16 – 757 |
Match 2
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lea Seydoux | 4 – 3 – 0 | 869 – 9 – 532 |
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Diana Rigg | 7 – 0 – 0 | 1394 – 7 – 370 |
Match 3
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherine Schell | 3 – 4 – 0 | 638 – 15 – 935 |
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | TBD | TBD |
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