Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results From 7/22/2026 : New Matches for 7/29/2026
What a surprise, we got the sidewalls back! But for how long? The world wonders.
Results from 7/22/2026
| (10) Lea Seydoux | No Preference | Fiona Fullerton |
|---|---|---|
| 177 | 1 | 26 |
| Tonia Sotiropoulou | No Preference | Maryam d’Abo |
|---|---|---|
| 108 | 0 | 85 |
New Matches for 7/29/2026
Berenice Marlohe (Severine) vs Kell Tyler (Linda)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Berenice Marlohe | 2 – 6 – 0 | 590 – 20 – 907 |
Actress: Bérénice Marlohe Nationality: French Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Sévérine was a captive of Raoul Silva’s, who had taken her out of the Macau sex trade at a young age. Bond met Sévérine at a casino and convinced her that he could kill Silva and let her go free if she helped him out. After killing her bodyguards, Bond managed to escape the casino and travelled with Sévérine to Silva’s private Island. The pair were caught, and for her betrayal, Silva placed a glass of Scotch on Sévérine’s head and asked Bond to shoot it off. Bond purposefully missed, but Silva shot her in the head anyway, killing her and knocking off the Scotch. Bond coldly commented that it was a waste of good Scotch.
Berenice Marlohe
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kell Tyler | 2 – 6 – 0 | 655 – 22 – 1081 |
Actress: Kell Tyler Nationality: American Bond Movie: The Living Daylights (1987) Synopsis:
A lady of leisure, Linda was aboard her boat complaining on the phone to a friend. “It’s all so boring here Margo, there’s nothing but playboys and tennis pros. Ugh, if only I could find a real man.” At which point, Bond landed his holey and smoldering parachute on the yacht, hung up her phone and dialled exercise control. He said he would report in an hour, until Linda held up a glass of champagne, then he changed his mind to 2 hours.
Kell Tyler
(4) Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields) vs (13) Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (4) Gemma Arterton | 8 – 0 – 0 | 1200 – 8 – 478 |
Actress: Gemma Arterton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Strawberry Fields was an MI6 office worker in Bolivia at the British consulate. She was tasked with ensuring that James Bond flew back home, but she ultimately failed. She spent the night with Bond and went with him to Dominic Greene’s fundraiser, helping him escape by tripping one of Green’s henchmen. Greene got his revenge by leaving her dead on Bond’s bed, covered in oil from head to toe, in a throwback to Jill Masterson from Goldfinger.
Gemma Arterton
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (13) Carey Lowell | 6 – 2 – 0 | 1107 – 12 – 722 |
Actress: Carey Lowell Nationality: American Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989) Synopsis:
Pam Bouvier was a CIA freelancer pilot, and an informant against drug baron Franz Sanchez. Bond found her name on an informant list along with the time and place of her next meeting. He met her at a bar and escaped with her after Sanchez’s henchman Dario showed up. Pam then flew Bond to Isthmus City to find Sanchez, and became his executive secretary as a cover.
Carey Lowell
Straight Line of the Day: Help! I’m Being Followed By a Moon Shadow. And Other Problems Described in Songs: …
Caption This!
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 4 : Morgan Fairchild vs Geena Davis
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Morgan Fairchild vs Geena Davis
Morgan Fairchild (1-2-0 Pts. 133 Avg. 44.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 36-63
- Week 2 Lost to Teri Garr 47-48
- Week 3 Defeated Goldie Hawn 50-33
VS
Geena Davis (0-3-0 Pts. 115 Avg. 38.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Goldie Hawn 43-46
- Week 2 Lost to Sela Ward 40-53
- Week 3 Lost to Kelly Preston 32-45
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 4 : Goldie Hawn vs Heather Thomas
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Goldie Hawn vs Heather Thomas
Goldie Hawn (1-2-0 Pts. 112 Avg. 37.33)
- Week 1 Defeated Geena Davis 46-43
- Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 33-59
- Week 3 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 33-50
VS
Heather Thomas (2-1-0 Pts. 142 Avg. 47.33)
- Week 1 Defeated Teri Garr 47-29
- Week 2 Defeated Kelly Preston 61-25
- Week 3 Lost to Markie Post 34-54
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 4 : Teri Garr vs Kelly Preston
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Teri Garr vs Kelly Preston
Teri Garr (2-1-0 Pts. 130 Avg. 43.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Heather Thomas 29-47
- Week 2 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 48-47
- Week 3 Defeated Sela Ward 53-34
VS
Kelly Preston (1-2-0 Pts. 112 Avg. 37.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Sela Ward 42-49
- Week 2 Lost to Heather Thomas 25-61
- Week 3 Defeated Geena Davis 45-32
Straight Line of the Day: Possible Outcome of China’s State Visit to U.S. …
Karoline Leavitt insists Xi’s state visit still on despite Trump’s election claims
Express | July 17, 2026 | Cheyenne R. UbieraKaroline Leavitt has confirmed that Xi Jinping’s September visit to the White House will still happen despite President Donald Trump’s speech on Thursday, accusing China of election meddling.
What’s All This About EtherOpium and Somnalian Immigrants?
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 4 : Sela Ward vs Markie Post
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Sela Ward vs Markie Post
Sela Ward (2-1-0 Pts. 136 Avg. 45.33)
- Week 1 Defeated Kelly Preston 49-42
- Week 2 Defeated Geena Davis 53-40
- Week 3 Lost to Teri Garr 34-53
VS
Markie Post (3-0-0 Pts. 176 Avg. 58.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 63-36
- Week 2 Defeated Goldie Hawn 59-33
- Week 3 Defeated Heathr Thomas 54-34
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 3 : Results and Standings
We are back after a short, forced hiatus. So let us see where we stand.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Markie Post | 3 – 0 – 0 | 176 | 58.67 | 103 | 58.67 – 34.33 |
| Heather Thomas | 2 – 1 – 0 | 142 | 47.33 | 107 | 47.33 – 35.67 |
| Sela Ward | 2 – 1 – 0 | 136 | 45.33 | 135 | 45.33 – 45.00 |
| Teri Garr | 2 – 1 – 0 | 130 | 43.33 | 128 | 43.33 – 42.67 |
| Morgan Fairchild | 1 – 2 – 0 | 133 | 44.33 | 144 | 44.33 – 48.00 |
| Kelly Preston | 1 – 2 – 0 | 112 | 37.33 | 142 | 37.33 – 47.33 |
| Goldie Hawn | 1 – 2 – 0 | 112 | 37.33 | 152 | 37.33 – 50.67 |
| Geena Davis | 0 – 3 – 0 | 115 | 38.33 | 144 | 38.33 – 48.00 |
Week 4
- 10:00 am Sela Ward vs Markie Post
- 2:00 pm Teri Garr vs Kelly Preston
- 6:00 pm Goldie Hawn vs Heather Thomas
- 8:00 pm Morgan Fairchild vs Geena Davis
Straight Line of the Day: And Why Would a Person Surf Naked on a Train?
Man arrested after surfing naked on top of moving locomotive
KDVR Denver | 07/17/2026 | Spencer KristensenDENVER (KDVR) — A man was arrested for surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive on Thursday, according to a social media post from the Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Office.
The man, identified as Daniel Ray Ballance of Quartzsite, Arizona, broke the window on a Union Pacific Railroad locomotive and entered it.
Ballance was arrested and faces a combination of felony and misdemeanor charges, according to the sheriff’s office.
“For those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive yesterday, I want you to know that he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges,” said the post.
He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.
“Daniel expressed his love of vodka, beer and playing the banjo. Unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride,” said the sheriff’s office.
Science!
Eating eggs linked to dangerous heart condition that triggers stroke, new study suggests
Daily Mail | July 24, 2026 | Ciaran Foreman… experts at the Cleveland Clinic in the US have found that those with the life-threatening problem have high levels of trimethylamine N-oxide (TMAO) – which is produced in the gut in response to certain foods.
TMAO is released during digestion of nutrients like carnitine and choline, which are in foods like beef steak and livers, pork and egg yolks.
Can IMAO sue Science for copyright infringement? The innocent public might think IMAO is released during digestion.
IMAO is just TMAO without the bar at the top — a barless top.
Friday Night Open Thread: The SAVE Act
Apparently Trump’s got an ace, but Antifa has a Joker to play:
If Congress does not find a way to vote that bill [the SAVE Act] out to Mr. Trump’s desk before they recess for the rest of the summer in late July, Mr. Trump will invoke an executive order under the National Emergencies Act (NEA) — Public Law 94-412; codified at 50 U.S.C. §§ 1601–1651 — requiring the fifty states to employ all the same provisions that are in the SAVE America Act for the 2026 midterm elections. Under the NEA, the federal courts cannot be used to fight or strike down the executive order; it can only be stopped by a two-thirds vote in both the House and the Senate.
If that is the course that this takes, you can expect Antifa and the Democratic-Socialist foot-soldiers to take to the streets this fall in a violently-amplified episode of “No Kings” demonstrations — because fair and honest elections with citizens-only voting will mean the end of the Democratic Party, and they know it. Last night’s move by President Trump is only the opening bid of a quickening game against the Deep State, and their partners-in-sedition. The game is gonna get rough now.
— “Acceleration”
substack Kunstler.com | 7/17/2026 | James Howard Kuntsler
Straight Line of the Day: Why Would Feral Pigs Overrun a California Neighborhood?
Feral beasts spark chaos across superrich California neighborhood: ‘Really did a number here’
NY Post | 7-21-26 | Nina JoudehA group of feral pigs has sparked chaos in an affluent area of San Jose after tearing up landscaped lawns at a business park in search of food, leaving employees stunned by the destruction.
Video captured along Hellyer Drive showed a sounder of wild pigs rooting through grassy areas and ripping up sections of landscaping, with workers saying the damage unfolded over just a few days.
“It was all a good patch of green grass we used to enjoy in the break time, but now it’s all messy,” employee Bhawani Shankar said.