Heh.

Schadenfreulein.

Maren Morris Details ‘-–— Up’ First Relationship With a Woman: ‘Borderline Extortion’
New York Post | April 17, 2026

Maren Morris took to social media to label her first relationship with a woman as “f–ked up.” The songstress opened up to fans about her “bisexual journey” in a TikTok on Wednesday, which she described as “pretty short.”

“I’m not kidding, within like, three weeks of this completely falling apart, it was lies, threats to my reputation and borderline extortion,” the Grammy winner recalled. “It was pretty -–— up. And for that to be my first experience, it was just so depressing,” the songstress lamented, concluding that she’s “just really cool being alone” after the fling. Morris shared that friends from the lesbian community told her that her experience was typical. “‘You start seeing women and one is going to almost ruin your life,’” she recalled a pal telling her. “‘We’ve all been there. You just have to push through.

Phrasing?


 


 

Straight Line of the Day: What Can We Learn From Mayan Astronomy?

For that matter, what can we learn from Boise Public Radio?

What We Can Learn From Mayan Astronomy
Boise Public Radio | April 6, 2026

Gerardo Aldana is a professor at University of California, Santa Barbara. Our Living Lands producer Daniel Spaulding spoke to Aldana about Mayan astronomy, Mesoamerican culture, and the importance of Indigenous knowledge.

“If we think of Indigenous cultures and their approaches, especially Mesoamerican cultures and their approaches to astronomy, it wasn’t to transform and control nature,” Aldana said. “It was to find ways to open up dialogues with nature so that now your engagement with your environment can be a productive and a healthy one.”

Bwa-haa-haa-ha!

By the way, Nature tries resolutely and incessantly to kill you.

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“Nephilim . . . Goliath . . . Anak . . . Peru . . . Mounds of Southern Ohio . . . Cannibalism”


 

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Americans Could Soon Be One Step Closer to Distilling Spirits at Home
Food & Wine | April 14, 2026 | Stacey Leasca

The decision challenges a Reconstruction-era law originally intended to prevent Americans from evading federal liquor taxes.

A federal appeals court struck down a longstanding ban on home distilling … unconstitutional. While home production of beer and wine has long been legal, distilling spirits at home has been prohibited since 1868, with penalties including prison time and fines. The ruling does not immediately legalize home distilling nationwide, as state laws still apply and the federal government may appeal to the Supreme Court. …

And if you’re thinking, “Hang on, I couldn’t make my own hooch before?” Well, it depends on what you’re making. Federal law already allows home production of beer and wine, but if you wanted to distill spirits, then no, my friend, you couldn’t. That’s thanks to a law that took effect in 1868 during Reconstruction to prevent people from evading the liquor tax. Anyone caught distilling booze at home, which is considered a federal felony, could face up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

Freedom.


 

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 4/15/2026 : New Matches for 4/22/2026

Life is like a box of chocolates, every Bond girl voting is delicious!

Results from 4/15/2026

Maryam d’AboNo PreferenceLeila Shnna
128232
Carole BouquetNo Preference
89452

New Matches for 4/22/2026

Match 1

(13) Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier) vs Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi Dahl)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(13) Carey Lowell5 – 2 – 01014 – 11 – 631
Pam Bouvier

Actress:Carey Lowell
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Licence to Kill (1989)

Synopsis:

Pam Bouvier was a CIA freelancer pilot, and an informant against drug baron Franz Sanchez. Bond found her name on an informant list along with the time and place of her next meeting. He met her at a bar and escaped with her after Sanchez’s henchman Dario showed up. Pam then flew Bond to Isthmus City to find Sanchez, and became his executive secretary as a cover.

Carey Lowell

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lynn-Holly Johnson3 – 4 – 0751 – 8 – 350
Bibi Dahl

Actress:Lynn-Holly Johnson
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Synopsis:

Bibi Dahl was a young ice skater sponsored by double agent Kristatos. Bibi was very attracted to Bond, however he turned her down on every occasion due to her young age. By the end of the film, Kristatos was killed, and Bond’s ally Columbo became her new sponsor.

Lynn-Holly Johnson

Who do you prefer?
32 votes · 32 answers

Match 2

Talisa Soto (Lupe Lamora) vs (5) Ana de Armas (Paloma)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Talisa Soto3 – 4 – 0669 – 23 – 865
Lupe Lamora

Actress:Talisa Soto
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Licence to Kill (1989)

Synopsis:

Lupe Lamora was the mistress of drug baron Franz Sanchez. Lupe frequently slept around, and Sanchez went to deal with one of her lovers in Florida, getting himself arrested by the DEA in the process. Bond met Lupe unintentionally when trying to kill someone aboard her boat. They met again at a casino, and Bond forced Lupe into taking him upstairs to meet Sanchez. Although Lupe was a love interest, Bond left her at the end of film to be with Pam Bouvier.

Talisa Soto

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(5) Ana de Armas6 – 1 – 0963 – 11 – 475
Paloma

Ana Celia de Armas Caso (born 30 April 1988) is a Cuban-Spanish actress. She portrayed the Bond Girl Paloma in No Time to Die.

An agent of the CIA, James Bond, meets Paloma at the El Nido Bar after agreeing to Felix Leiter‘s request to go there in order to retrieve the scientist Valdo Obruchev, who has been captured by SPECTRE from a MI6 laboratory. To Bond’s bemusement, Paloma tells him that she has had only three weeks of training, though she nevertheless seems confident in her skills. She works together with Bond to infiltrate the party which is being held in the bar, though it turns out to secretly be a trap to capture and kill Bond. Bond ends up in a spotlight and sprayed with nanobots created from Project Heracles, though it ultimately transpires that Obruchev reprogrammed the nanobots to kill members of SPECTRE instead. In the ensuing chaos, Bond and Paloma manage to capture Obruchev, evading Nomi, an MI6 agent who had been sent with the same objective.

Ana de Armas

Who do you prefer?
31 votes · 31 answers


 

Man, I Wish People Could Just Speak English

The more I read of this press statement, the less I understand it.

US, Philippines unveil 4,000-acre supply chain zone in the Island of Luzon under Pax Silica push
Gulf News | 04/17/2026

OK; good start. Something about 4,000 acres in the Phillippines. I assume the rest will be explained in the article.

MANILA: The United States and the Philippines have announced plans for a 4,000-acre “Economic Security Zone” in Luzon (ESZ),

Oh, so it’s not just 4,000 acres — it’s an Economic Security Zone (ESZ). I guess that will be explained as well.

a new industrial hub

i.e., a physical location?

meant to strengthen supply chains for critical goods

like, reduce the need for trucks to move materials from one location to another?

and deepen allied manufacturing ties,

Um, make the trading partners more familiar with each other? Like, sharing cafeteria tables and so forth? Otherwise, won’t their ties be as close as the next phone call, email, or signed document?

according to a US State Department fact sheet and a post by Under Secretary of State Jacob Helberg.

Did his staff create both of those for him? If so, then why do we need him?

The project, about 1,618.7 hectares (16,187,000 square metres, about 16.187 square km)

Does that equal 4,000 acres? Hectares, square metres, square km, acres — what’s with all the conversion of units?

is being described as the first “AI-native investment acceleration hub”

I’m not sure if those terms go together to make sense. I’ve tried until my head hurts. Hence this post.

under “Pax Silica”,

What’s that now?

a US-led initiative

That I understand.

aimed at building secure supply chains

Like, armed guards for the transport trucks? Password-protected emails? What?

among partner countries.

Who else?

Officials said the site is intended to help secure inputs vital to American supply chains

Which I guess makes sense if the “inputs” are made on-site and don’t have to transit anywhere.

while giving allies a platform

Like, a factory floor?

to manufacture together more efficiently.

So . . . a factory floor.

In a Tweet on X, Under Secretary of State Jacob S. Helberg said:

“Today we announced plans for a historic 4,000-acre Economic Security Zone in the Philippines—the first AI-native investment acceleration hub under Pax Silica. This purpose-built platform will secure inputs vital to American supply chains and transform how allies manufacture together.”

His words — or his staff’s words — were issued, but nothing came out.

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Also:

Did some low-level staffer substitute the Russian flag for the Phillippine flag?

Russian Flag:

Phillippine Flag:

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I’d bet money that those are two folding tables.


 


 


 


 

Babesleaga Group AL : Week 6 : Joan Blondell vs Veronica Lake

Good night.

Joan Blondell vs Verronica Lake

Joan Blondell (0-5-0 pts. 112 Avg. 22.40)

  • Week 1 Lost to Gene Tierney 14-79
  • Week 2 Lost to Cyd Charisse 22-64
  • Week 3 Lost to Greer Garson 36-37
  • Week 4 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 15-68
  • Week 5 Lost to Lauren Bacall 25-42

VS

Veronica Lake (2-3-0 Pts. 238 Avg. 47.60)

  • Week 1 Defeated Greer Garson 77-12
  • Week 2 Lost to Gene Tierney 44-48
  • Week 3 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 43-44
  • Week 4 Defeated Lauren Bacall 49-44
  • Week 5 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 25-48

Who do you prefer?
59 votes · 59 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AL : Week 6 : Ingrid Bergman vs Maureen O’Hara

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Ingrid Bergman vs Maureen O’Hara

Ingrid Bergman (5-0-0 Pts. 267 Avg. 53.40)

  • Week 1 Defeated Lauren Bacall 55-49
  • Week 2 Defeated Greer Garson 58-24
  • Week 3 Defeated Veronica Lake 50-45
  • Week 4 Defeated Joan Blondell 68-15
  • Week 5 Defeated Cyd Charisse 42-32

VS

Maureen O’Hara (5-0-0 Pts. 288 Avg. 57.60)

  • Week 1 Defeated Cyd Charisse 62-37
  • Week 2 Defeted Lauren Becall 60-36
  • Week 3 Defeated Gene Tierney 50-45
  • Week 4 Defeated Greer Garson 68-13
  • Week 5 Defeated Veronica Lake 48-25

Who do you prefer?
68 votes · 68 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AL : Week 6 : Gene Tierney vs Lauren Bacall

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Gene Tierney vs Lauren Bacall

Gene Tierney (4-1-0 Pts. 281 Avg. 56.20)

  • Week 1 Defeated Joan Blondell 79-14
  • Week 2 Defeated Veronica Lake 48-44
  • Week 3 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 45-50
  • Week 4 Defeated Cyd Charisse 48-35
  • Week 5 Defeated Greer Garson 61-7

VS

Lauren Bacall (1-4-0 Pts. 223 Avg. 44.60)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 49-55
  • Week 2 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 36-60
  • Week 3 Lost to Cyd Charisse 42-52
  • Week 4 Lost to Veronica Lake 44-49
  • Week 5 Defeated Joan Blondell 52-25

Who do you prefer?
68 votes · 68 answers


 


 

Babesleaga Group AL : Week 6 : Cyd Charisse vs Greer Garson

Good morning.

Cyd Charisse vs Greer Garson

Cyd Charisse (2-3-0 Pts. 220 Avg. 44.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 37-62
  • Week 2 Defeated Joan Blondell 64-22
  • Week 3 Defeated Lauren Bacall 52-42
  • Week 4 Lost to Gene Tierney 35-48
  • Week 5 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 32-42

VS

Greer Garson (1-4-0 Pts. 93 Avg. 18.60)

  • Week 1 Lost to Veronica Lake 12-77
  • Week 2 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 24-58
  • Week 3 Defeated Joan Blondell 37-36
  • Week 4 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 13-68
  • Week 5 Lost to Gene Tierney 7-61

Who do you prefer?
63 votes · 63 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AL : Week 5 : Results and Standings

The end draws nigh.

Results

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Who do you prefer?
77 votes · 77 answers

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Who do you prefer?
74 votes · 74 answers

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Who do you prefer?
68 votes · 68 answers

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Who do you prefer?
73 votes · 73 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Maureen O’Hara5 – 0 – 028857.6015657.60 – 31.20
Ingrid Bergman5 – 0 – 026753.4016353.40 – 32.60
Gene Tierney4 – 1 – 028156.2013056.20 – 26.00
Veronica Lake2 – 3 – 023847.6019647.00 – 39.20
Cyd Charisse2 – 3 – 022044.0021644.00 – 43.20
Lauren Bacall1 – 4- – 022344.6024144.60 – 48.20
Greer Garson1 – 4 – 09318.6030018.60 – 60.00
Joan Blondell0 – 5 – 011222.4030022.40 – 60.00

Week 6

  • 10:00 am Cyd Charisse vs Greer Garson
  • 2:00 pm Gene Tierney vs Laren Bacall
  • 6:00 pm Ingrid Bergman vs Maureen O’Hara
  • 8:00 pm Joan Blondell vs Veronica Lake