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Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
“Hey Mr. Walrus, where were you last week?”
“Well you know how you plan out some time to do a certain thing and then something unexpectedly comes up involving friends and alcohol and you couldn’t get to do what you had planned before hitting the sheets and passing out from being drunk?”
“Err, yes.”
“Well that might have been what happened.”
“Interesting. Now you know how it seems like the tenth entry always seems to win?”
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Straight Line of the Day: Your Ad Agency Has To Put a Positive Spin on Booze in Baby Products: …
FDA Announces Recall of Baby Supplements, Some Could Contain Alcohol
Gateway Pundit | 10/9/26 | Jack DavisA baby product that was found to contain various forms of alcohol is being recalled.
Pacific Health Sciences is voluntarily recalling a batch of Babies’ Magic Tea brand Baby Sleep Gripe Water, according to a notice posted on the website of the Food and Drug Administration.
The FDA said tests found “ethanol, methanol, and isopropanol that were not declared on the product label.”
“Measured levels were approximately 8.3 percent ethanol, 0.35 percent methanol, and 0.48 percent isopropanol. These substances were not listed on the label. Their presence may pose a risk depending on the amount consumed and the age and body weight of the person using the product,” the notice said.
🎵 “Rock-and-Rye, baby, in the treetop . . .” 🎵
Friday Night Open Thread: If the Only Way To Win Is To Not Play…
Quote of the Day
Hope everyone is well, hale and hearty.
“The guy who told us that God is non-binary, relied on heretical false gospel accounts to call for abortions, and formed a mutual admiration society with a “TransQueer,” “Latinx” theologian has suddenly gone missing. Has he joined a progressive monastic order that calls for a vow of silence from virtue-signaling? Or has his GOP rival Ken Paxton scared him off so much that he can’t campaign anymore?
Of course, what we’re hearing from the Talarico Revival Tent is that the patron saint of bad theology has the flu. Maybe the doctor has prescribed rest, fluids, and a temporary moratorium on explaining the Sermon on the Mount to Republicans. If that’s the case, I’ll pray for you, James. I mean, I’ll pray to the real God, not the heretical woke deity you’re trying to pawn off on us.” ~~ Chris Queen
Straight Line of the Day: Not Sure: What’s the Difference Between Naturalized Citizens and Neutralized Citizens?
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 10/2/2026 : New matches for 10/9/2026
Buongiorno, come stai?
Results from 10/2/2026
| (12) Honor Blackman | No Preference | Margaret Nolan |
|---|---|---|
| 106 | 1 | 83 |
| (13) Claudine Auger | No Preference | Aliza Gur |
|---|---|---|
| 162 | 0 | 27 |
New Matches for 10/9/2026
Match 1
Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Martine Beswick (Zora, Paula Caplan)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Luciana Paluzzi | 4 – 4 – 0 | 700 – 12 – 836 |
Fiona Volpe
Actress: Luciana Paluzzi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.
Luciana Paluzzi
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Martine Beswick | 2 – 6 – 0 | 597 – 14 – 823 |
Zora
Paula Caplan
Actress: Martine Beswick Nationality: English Bond Movie: From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Head of Station in Istanbul, Kerim Bey, took Bond to a gypsy camp, where the two girls Vida and Zora were to fight to the death over a man. Zora was played by Martine Beswick, who would return 3 years later to play another Bond girl in Thunderball.
Actress: Martine Beswick Nationality: Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Paula Caplan was Bond’s liaison in Nassau. She was played by Martine Beswick, who had previously played Bond girl Zora in From Russia With Love. Paula helped Bond to make contact with Domino Derval, but met her end after being captured by SPECTRE agents, taking a cyanide pill to avoid torture.
Martine Beswick
Match 2
(6) Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs (5) Daniela Bianchi (Tatiana Romanova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (6) Molly Peters | 6 – 2 – 0 | 1208 – 7 – 553 |
Patricia Fearing
Actress: Molly Peters Nationality: English Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.
Molly Peters
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (5) Daniela Bianchi | 7 – 1 – 0 | 1112 – 16 – 387 |
Tatiana Romanova
Actress: Daniela Bianchi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Tatiana Romanova worked for the Soviet Embassy in Istanbul, and was coerced by the deadly Rosa Klebb into a mission to seduce James Bond and (unknowingly) lead him to his death. She helped Bond steal a Lektor decoding machine, and the pair escaped on the Orient Express train. After a failed assassination attempt by henchman Red Grant, Klebb tried to personally kill Bond, but Tatiana’s loyalty to Bond won out.
Daniela Bianchi
Quote of the Day
Rock and roll is here to stay, it will never die.
“I never thought I’d live to see the day when the right wing would become to cool ones giving the middle finger to the establishment, and the left wing become the sniveling self-righteous twatty ones going around shaming everyone.” ~~ John Lydon AKA Johnny Rotten The Sex Pistols
Straight Line of the Day: Changes Creep Up on You All of a Sudden. For Example, …
Cartoons and Memes
Quote of the Day
Sometimes you may have to take responsibility before the act and not look for scape goats after the results come in.
“Females deliberately drink themselves blotto in order to lower their sexual inhibitions, voluntarily participate in sex, and then, after the regrets set in, deny their agency and put exclusive responsibility for their drunken encounter on their male partner, on the grounds that they are helpless to take care of themselves.” ~~ Heather Mac Donald
Straight Line of the Day: We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident: …
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from9/30/2026 : New Matches for 10/7/2026
Getting a bit chilly out there. Hope you got someone cozy to snuggle up to.
Results from 9/30/2026
| (4) Gemma Arterton | No Preference | Maryam d’Abo |
|---|---|---|
| 176 | 0 | 37 |
| Berenice Marlohe | No Preference | Fiona Fullerton |
|---|---|---|
| 122 | 2 | 77 |
New Matches for 10/7/2026
Match 1
(12) Olga Kurylenko (Camille Montes) vs Kell Tyler (Linda)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (12) Olga Kurylenko | 8 – 1 – 0 | 1060 – 17 – 535 |
Camille Montes
Actress: Olga Kurylenko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Camille Montes was a Bolivian agent who’s family was murdered by General Medrano. She slept with Medrano’s business acquaintance Dominic Greene to try and get close enough to Medrano to enact revenge. The plan failed and she was almost killed, so Camille teamed up with Bond to kill Medrano and Greene.
Olga Kurylenko
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Score |
|---|---|---|
| Kell Tyler | 2 – 7 – 0 | 737 – 28 – 1193 |
Linda
Actress: Kell Tyler Nationality: American Bond Movie: The Living Daylights (1987) Synopsis:
A lady of leisure, Linda was aboard her boat complaining on the phone to a friend. “It’s all so boring here Margo, there’s nothing but playboys and tennis pros. Ugh, if only I could find a real man.” At which point, Bond landed his holey and smoldering parachute on the yacht, hung up her phone and dialled exercise control. He said he would report in an hour, until Linda held up a glass of champagne, then he changed his mind to 2 hours.
Kell Tyler
Match 2
Catherina Murino (Solange Dimitrios) vs (13) Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherina Murino | 4 – 5 – 0 | 1023 – 15 – 833 |
Solange Dimitrios
Actress: Catherina Murino Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.
Caterina Murino
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (13) Carey lowell | 6 – 3 – 0 | 1170 – 16 – 850 |
Pam Bouvier
Actress: Carey Lowell Nationality: American Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989) Synopsis:
Pam Bouvier was a CIA freelancer pilot, and an informant against drug baron Franz Sanchez. Bond found her name on an informant list along with the time and place of her next meeting. He met her at a bar and escaped with her after Sanchez’s henchman Dario showed up. Pam then flew Bond to Isthmus City to find Sanchez, and became his executive secretary as a cover.
Carey Lowell
Quote of the Day
It’s Tuesday, who brought the tacos?
“Robert Nozick explains socialism’s attraction to intellectuals: they don’t care about the “working class”. Rather, they resent capitalists for earning more money than them, despite their apparently inferior merit. They’re disappointed meritocrats, not suffering laborers.” ~~ Russ Greene
TANST-AWFUL
There Ain’t No Stupider Thing As ‘Work-For-Us’ Liberals
Is this guy absolutely stark raving mad?
Mamdani’s definition of socialism sounds like state-controlled ‘totalitarianism’: critics
NY Post | 10/03/26 | Rich CalderFar-left New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani offered an impassioned definition of socialism this week — one critics say rivals state-controlled totalitarianism — claiming in a podcast interview that it’s the job of the government to ensure the masses have “whatever you need.”
“Socialism, to me, it means that you will have whatever you need to live a dignified life and that it is the government’s job to deliver on that.”
… People talk about it as the extension of democracy . . .
— the extension of government intrusion —
. . . from the ballot box to the rest of your life.
“What do people mean by . . .
— government intrusion in —
. . . the rest of your life? They mean your workplace, your home, things like that.”
“When people say dignity, I want to be very clear, we’re talking about the things that allow you to take a breath: housing, childcare, public transit,” the mayor said. “No one should be priced out of these things. These are non-negotiables; you need these to live.”
— as is CO2, but that’s another discussion.