Babeslaga Group AO : Week 5 : Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn

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Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn

 

Kelly Preston (1-3-0 Pts. 138 Avg. 34.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Sela Ward 42-49
  • Week 2 Lost to Heather Thomas 25-61
  • Week 3 Defeated Geena Davis 45-32
  • Week 4 Lost to Teri Garr 26-62

 

 

VS

 

Goldie Hawn (1-3-0 Pts. 142 Avg. 35.50)

  • Week 1 Defeated Geena Davis 46-43
  • Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 33-59
  • Week 3 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 33-50
  • Week 4 Lost to Heather Thomas 30-61

 

Who do you prefer?
6 votes · 6 answers

 

 


 

Straight Line of the Day: If a Pack of Coyotes Takes Over an Abandoned Condo Complex, What Comes Next?

Pack of coyotes takes over abandoned West Hollywood complex, locals plead for help as apex predators roam streets
NY Post | July 28, 2026 | Katie Jerkovich

A pack of coyotes have moved into an abandoned West Hollywood condo complex, forcing locals to live in fear . . . 

 

After realizing that the Land Court has exclusive, original jurisdiction over the registration of title to real property and over all matters and disputes concerning such title subsequent to registration, the coyotes bit them in the leg. This is called “packing” the court.  Registration of title occurs when the Land Court, after having jumped on top of a filing cabinet to avoid further attacks, has the title exhaustively searched by a court-appointed title examiner in a protective suit, and after due process is afforded to all interested parties, reviews and then adjudicates and decrees the state of the title. Thereafter the current state of the title, as it is sequentially updated by registration of future transactions, is embodied in a certificate of title which not only evidences title, but is in fact the guarantee of title, totally surrounding unsuspecting claimants, subject only to the exceptions provided by statute, threats of canine distemper and/or rabies, and matters of federal law. Subsequent owners of the registered land will be issued numbered certificates (which are useless) describing the coy-ownership of the property and noting any encumbrances (such as mortgages, claws, or slavering drool) or rights affecting the property. The initial decree of registration and the subsequent certificate of title are in rem, that is, against the whole world, and will be entirely devoured. 


 


 

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 5 : Geena Davis vs Heather Thomas

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Geena Davis vs Heather Thomas

 

Geena Davis (0-4-0 Pts. 147 Avg. 36.75)

  • Week 1 Lost to Goldie Hawn 43-46
  • Week 2 Lost to Sela Ward 40-53
  • Week 3 Lost to Kelly Preston 32-45
  • Week 4 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 32-61

 

VS

 

Heather Thomas (3-1-0 Pts. 203 Avg. 50.75)

  • Week 1 Defeated Teri Garr 47-29
  • Week 2 Defeated Kelly Preston 61-25
  • Week 3 Lost to Markie Post 34-54
  • Week 4 Defeated Goldie Hawn 61-30

 

 

 

Who do you prefer?
36 votes · 36 answers

 

 


 

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 4 : Results and Standings

We make the down and head down the stretch.

 

Results

 

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Who do you prefer?
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Standings

Contestant Record Points Average Points Against Average Score
Markie Post 4 – 0 – 0 229 57.25 139 57.25 – 34.75
Heather Thomas 3 – 1 – 0 203 50.75 137 50.75 – 34.25
Teri Garr 3 – 1 – 0 191 47.75 154 47.75 – 38.50
Morgan Fairchild 2 – 2 – 0 194 43.00 176 48.50 – 44.00
Sela Ward 2 – 2 – 0 172 48.50 188 43.00 – 47.00
Goldie Hawn 1 – 3 – 0 142 35.50 213 35.50 – 53.25
Kelly Preston 1 – 3 – 0 138 34.50 204 34.50 – 51.00
Geena Davis 0 – 4 – 0 147 36.75 205 36.75 – 51.25

 

Week 5

  • 10:00 am Geena Davis vs Heather Thomas
  • 2:00 pm Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn
  • 6:00 pm Markie Post vs Teri Garr
  • 8:00 pm Morgan Fairchild vs Sela Ward

 

 


 


 

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

 

“Mr. Walrus, what happened?”

“Err, nothing important.”

“But I’m missing two weeks in my memory.”

“Trust me, they were great weeks.”

“How can you be so sure?”

“First hand experience.”

 

Winner

 

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This week.

 

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Which one is funniest?
75 votes · 75 answers

 

 

 

 


 


 

Straight Line of the Day: Questions Related To Nations Leaving Their Doors Wide Open: …

The invasion of Ceuta must be the final nail in the coffin of globalism
Spiked| 31 July 2026 | Brendan O’Neill

Can we say ‘invasion’ now? What other word is there for the rough intrusion of tens of thousands of young men into the sovereign territory of a foreign nation? Surely not even the sappiest leftist in his tattered keffiyeh and ‘Refugees Welcome’ t-shirt would describe the thuggish gatecrashing of an independent nation as ‘asylum seeking’? That might be the one and only upside to the extraordinary events in Ceuta yesterday: the death, at last, of euphemism. The impossibility of any longer dressing up the West’s suicidal abandonment of its borders as ‘kindness’.

The scenes from the Spanish enclave at the tip of North Africa are staggering. An estimated 49,000 people, mostly Moroccans, mostly men, gleefully intruded upon the territory of the Spanish kingdom. That’s around the same number of people who illegally sail to Britain in a year. 

Q: Why didn’t Hitler just send his men unarmed (unarmored) to seek asylum in Stalingrad until they were Stalingrad?

Q: Will a circuit court judge in the U.S. order that absentee ballots be counted from these new Spaniards, who want to become new Americans? 

Q: How do you pronounce Ceuta?

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Things fall apart; the Ceuta cannot hold.

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Ceuta the action to the word, the word to the action. 

— Shakespeare

 


 


 

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 7/24/2026 : New Matches for 7/31/2026

 

 

                    So this is where the interns hang out. Pretty sweet. Whatever happened to my application?      

 

 

Results from 7/24/2026

 

Aliza Gur No Preference Nadja Regin
72 5 42

 

Margaret Nolan No Preference Martine Beswick
83 1 47

 

New Matches for 7/31/2026

  Match 1  

(13) Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs (5) Daniela Bianchi (Tatiana Romanova)

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(13) Claudine Auger 5 – 2 – 0 904 – 9 – 484
Domino Derval
Actress: Claudine Auger
Nationality: French
Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.

 

Claudine Auger

 

VS

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(5) Daniela Bianchi 7 – 0 – 0 1041 – 15 – 294
Tatiana Romanova
Actress: Daniela Bianchi
Nationality: Italian
Bond Movie: From Russia With Love (1963)

Synopsis:

Tatiana Romanova worked for the Soviet Embassy in Istanbul, and was coerced by the deadly Rosa Klebb into a mission to seduce James Bond and (unknowingly) lead him to his death. She helped Bond steal a Lektor decoding machine, and the pair escaped on the Orient Express train. After a failed assassination attempt by henchman Red Grant, Klebb tried to personally kill Bond, but Tatiana’s loyalty to Bond won out.

 

Daniela Bianchi

 

Who do you prefer?
47 votes · 47 answers
  Match 2  

Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Zena Marshall (Miss Taro)

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Luciana Paluzzi 3 – 4 – 0 597 – 10 – 813
Fiona Volpe
Actress: Luciana Paluzzi
Nationality: Italian
Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

Luciana Paluzzi

 

VS

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Zena Marshall 1 – 6 – 0 455 – 7 – 857
Miss Taro
Actress: Zena Marshall
Nationality: English
Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962)

Synopsis:

Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.

Zena Marshall

Who do you prefer?
41 votes · 41 answers

 


 


 

Oh FFS! Give Them Milk, Flintstones Cereal, Diapers, Toys, Jumpers, and iPads Too?

How free childcare started winning US elections: ‘Overnight, people realized how essential it was’
The Guardian | July 29, 2026 | Sunny Patel

In a matter of weeks, Francesca Hong, an unlikely candidate for governor in one of the country’s most heated battleground states, will test a message that is at once radical and, to many, incredibly practical: the government should help pay for childcare.

“When we talk about free childcare, you can connect to folks whether it’s on an economic argument or just purely that it’s the right thing to do for our kids,” said Hong, a democratic socialist running in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary on 11 August. “I always like to remind folks: if we don’t take care of our kids, who’s going to take care of us?

For 50 years, US childcare policy lived in the welfare drawer with programs such as Head Start, a free early learning initiative for low-income families, and subsidies focused on keeping poor mothers in the workforce. Anything broader was often shut down by conservatives advocating for families’ “personal choice” over government-run childcare. And while Democratic lawmakers, often women, campaigned on the need for affordable childcare – presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris made it central to their platforms – they had little success.

Then something shifted as the cost of care surpassed college tuition and a pandemic hangover pushed caregivers, and their wallets, to their limits: childcare became a middle-class problem that could no longer be ignored. In November, Zohran Mamdani made universal childcare a cornerstone of his New York mayoral campaign, and two centrists, Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill, won the governorships in Virginia and New Jersey, respectively, running on the same plank. In March, New Mexico became the first state to offer free childcare for all.

Can liberals even imagine any reason that parents don’t have 11 or 12 kids?

Or why non-parents should chip in?