Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 9/16/2026 : New Matches for 9/23/2026

Anybody know who’s damn cat this is?
Results From 9/16/2026
| (5) Ana de Armas | No Preference | (14) Tina Hudson |
|---|---|---|
| 146 | 0 | 28 |
| (9) Tanya Roberts | No Preference | Monica Bellucci |
|---|---|---|
| 107 | 1 | 73 |
New Matches for 9/23/2026
Match 1
(10) Lea Seydoux (Madelaine Swann) vs Grace Jones (May Day)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (10) Lea Seydoux | 5 – 4 – 0 | 1139 – 11 – 680 |

Madelaine Swann
First appearance Spectre (2015) Last appearance No Time to Die (2021) Portrayed by Léa Seydoux Madeleine Swann is a complex character introduced in the James Bond film Spectre. Madeline Swann is the daughter of Mr. White (Jesper Christensen), a member of the criminal organization SPECTRE.
Swann studied at the University of Oxford and at Sorbonne University, and later worked with Doctors Without Borders.[1] By the time of Spectre she is working as a psychiatrist at a private clinic in the Austrian Alps.
Dying of thallium poisoning, White tells James Bond (Daniel Craig) to protect his daughter from SPECTRE, so Bond goes to see her at the clinic. Although Swann is initially hesitant to trust Bond, she agrees to share information about SPECTRE and help Bond take the organization down. The two gradually fall in love, and Bond ultimately leaves MI6 to be with her after arresting Blofeld.

Lea Seydoux
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Grace Jones | 0 – 9 – 0 | 134 – 25 – 1889 |

May Day
Actress: Grace Jones Nationality: Jamaican Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
May Day was the girlfriend of Max Zorin, and also worked for him as an assassin.May Day killed Bond’s chauffeur, and tried to kill Bond on several occasions. Much later in the film, May Day realized that she had been double crossed by Zorin, who had left her to die in an explosion that would cause a flood in silicon valley. May Day joined teams with Bond to remove the bomb, and in doing so, met her death.

Grace Jones
Match 2
Tonia Sotiropoulou (Bond’s Lover) vs Mary Stovin (Kimberley Jones)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tonia Sotiropoulou | 3 – 6 – 0 | 753 – 17 – 990 |

Bond’s Lover
Actress: Tonia Sotiropoulou Nationality: Greek Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Tonia Sotiropoulou was credited only as “Bond’s lover”, and appeared in a brief scene with no lines or conversation with Bond. They made love, and were then shown lying on a bed, Bond drinking a beer. She is the only girl on this list that didn’t have a speaking role, and is perhaps the least memorable of all Bond girls.

Tonia Sotiropoulou
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Mary Stovin | 2 – 7 – 0 | 867 – 23 – 968 |

Kimberly Jones
Actress: Mary Stövin Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.

Mary Stovin
Quote of the Day

Ready for today’s words of wisdom?
“His slaughter is now a source of ongoing glee for the sort of people who listen to (and sing along with) Piker. There may be other forces at work in the brains of those who pity Lindsay Clancy, a child-killer without a political agenda. Yet it’s hard to avoid comparing her apologists with Luigi Mangione’s left-wing admirers. Mangione became a folk hero to anti-capitalist radicals after he killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in December 2024. Clancy’s case lacks the overt ideological angle, but emotions run deeper than ideas. Mangione and Clancy have both benefited from a warped sense of sympathy for the underdog and greater identification with the killers’ plight than with that of the victims. It’s been argued that this is a projection of “Main Character Syndrome,” the narcissistic belief of many people, in this age of social media, that the whole world is nothing but a film in which they are the star.” ~~ Daniel McCarthy
Straight Line of the Day: A New Network, “Trump TV.” Possible Shows Include…
White House to Launch ‘TRUMP TV’ at 7PM Monday — 2 Days After Press Ban
Mediaite | Sep 21st, 2026 | Stephanie KaloiThe White House is set to launch Trump TV at 7 pm ET Monday night, two days after President Donald Trump banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from the White House.
“Demsmoke”?
“What’s Melania?”
“Obamacare 54, Where Are You?”
“The Yuge Valley?”

Caption This!
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 5 : Sydney Sweeney vs Maureen O’Hara
Good night.
Sydney Sweeney vs Maureen O’Hara
Sydney Sweeney (4-0-0 Pts. 243 Avg. 60.75)
- Week 1 Defeated Selma Hayek 62-26
- Week 2 Defeated Elke Sommer 60-28
- Week 3 Defeated Dina Meyer 66-19
- Week 4 Defeated Markie Post 55-34

VS
Maureen O’Hara (0-4-0 Pts. 116 Avg. 29.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
- Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 32-50
- Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 37-47
- Week 4 Lost to Salma Hayek 28-47

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 5 : Salma Hayek vs Elke Sommer
Good evening.
Salma Hayek vs Elke Sommer
Salma Hayek ( 3-1-0 pts. 175 Avg. 43.75)
- Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
- Week 2 Defeated Dina Meyer 55-32
- Week 3 Defeated Shania Twain 47-45
- Week 4 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-28

VS
Elke Sommer (1-3-0 Pts. 137 Avg. 34.25)
- Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 41-43
- Week 2 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 28-60
- Week 3 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-37
- Week 4 Lost to Ann-Margaret 21-53

Quote of the Day

Happy Monday all. I hear rumors Fall is in the air.
“Historians often act like Lenin’s tyranny was a bolt from the blue: Who would have expected a bunch of socialists to be so bloodthirsty? Admirers of Lenin, in contrast, often paint him as a great innovator – at least as a strategist. A dictatorship of the proletariat run by a vanguard party of bourgeois intellectuals? Only Lenin could have conceived it. When you read 19th-century Russian literature, however, “Leninist” memes clearly predate the birth of Lenin. Contrary to many historians, Lenin’s atrocities were foreseeable. And contrary to Lenin’s admirers, his strategy of atrocity was pure cliche.” ~~ Bryan Caplan
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 5 : Ann-Margaret vs Dina Meyer
Good afternoon.
Ann-Margaret vs Dina Meyer
Ann-Margaret (4 – 0 – 0 Pts. 228 Avg. 57.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 62-19
- Week 2 Defeated Shania Twain 59-29
- Week 3 Defeated Markie Post 54-34
- Week 4 Defeated Elke Sommer 53-21

VS
Dina Meyer (0-4-0 Pts.121 Avg. 30.25)
- Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 35-52
- Week 2 Lost to Salma Hayek 32-55
- Week 3 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 19-66
- Week 4 Lost to Shania Twain 35-44

Straight Line of the Day: If It Walks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, …
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 5 : Markie Post vs Shania Twain
Good morning.
Markie Post vs Shania Twain
Markie Post (2-2-0 Pts. 170 Avg. 42.50)
- Week 1 Defeated Dina Meyer 52-35
- Week 2 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 50-32
- Week 3 Lost to Ann-Margaret 34-54
- Week 4 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 34-55

VS
Shania Twain (2-2-0 Pts. 161 Avg. 40.25)
- Week 1 Defeated Elke Sommer 43-41
- Week 2 Lost to Ann-Margaret 29-59
- Week 3 Lost to Salma Hayek 45-47
- Week 4 Defeated Dina Meyer 44-35

Babesleaga Division 5 Group Winners : Week 4 : Results and Standings
We have completed week 4 and we have are two front runners emerging.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sydney Sweeney | 4 – 0 – 0 | 243 | 60.75 | 107 | 60.75 – 26.75 |
| Ann-Margaret | 4 – 0 – 0 | 228 | 57.00 | 103 | 57.00 – 25.75 |
| Salma Hayek | 3 – 1 – 0 | 175 | 43.75 | 167 | 43.75 – 41.75 |
| Markie Post | 2 – 2 – 0 | 170 | 42.50 | 176 | 42.50 – 44.00 |
| Shania Twain | 2 – 2 – 0 | 161 | 40.25 | 182 | 40.25 – 45.50 |
| Elke Sommer | 1 – 3 – 0 | 137 | 34.25 | 193 | 34.25 – 48.25 |
| Dina Meyer | 0 – 4 – 0 | 121 | 30.25 | 217 | 30.25 – 54.25 |
| Maureen O’Hara | 0 – 4 – 0 | 116 | 29.00 | 206 | 29.00 – 51.50 |
Week 5
- 10:00 am Markie Post vs Dina Meyer
- 2:00 pm Ann-Margaret vs Dina Meyer
- 6:00 pm Salma Hayek vs Elke Sommer
- 8:00 pm Sydney Sweeney vs Maureen O’Hara
Saturday Night Hootenanny
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
Straight Line of the Day: Common Scams and How To Spot Them
… other than the SLoTD, of course.
Actually a decent introductory article for the clueless:
20 Common Scams and How to Spot Them
Epoch Times | 09/12/2026 | Chris Summers














