FBI Admits That IMAO Is “On Their Radar” … And So Is Everyone Else. What Good Does That Do?


 

Zounds! Of Zilence?

“Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him.”

— Shakespeare

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Your challenge: to create a new word or phrase that begins with Z.

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Tomorrow, we start in with ordinal numbers, 1 through infinity.


 

Science Thought

The laws of physics are more just than merciful.

— Anonymous


 

Straight Line of the Day: What Would You Do With 5,000 Ants?

Belgian Teenagers Found With 5,000 Ants to Be Sentenced by Kenyan Court in Two Weeks
Euronews | 23/04/2025 | Gavin Blackburn

The two men had entered Kenya on a tourist visa and were staying in a guest house in the western town of Naivasha. Their lawyer said that her clients did not know what they were doing was illegal.

Two Belgian teenagers who were found with thousands of ants valued at more than €8,000 and allegedly destined for European and Asian markets will be sentenced in two weeks, a Kenyan magistrate has said. Njeri Thuku, sitting at the court in Kenya’s main airport, said she would not rush the case but would take time to review environmental impact and psychological reports filed in court before passing sentence on 7 May.


 

Welcome to IMAO! Press 72 for English

Como esta Emusted?

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Would an emu dance a flamenco on a flamingo?


 

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 4/23/2025 : New Matches for 4/30/2025

We hit the end of April. Hope those May flowers will begin to bloom.

Results

Tina HudsonNo PreferenceGloria Hendry
229213
Tanya RobertsNo PreferenceMadeline Smith
1351115

Week of 4/30/2025

Match 1

Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight) vs Grace Jones (May Day)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Britt Ekland2 – 1 – 0536 – 4 – 198
Mary Goodnight

Actress:Britt Ekland
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Mary Goodnight was Bond’s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.

Britt Ekland

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Grace Jones0 – 3 – -058 – 18 – 561
May Day

Actress:Grace Jones
Nationality:Jamaican
Bond Movie:A View To a Kill (1985)

Synopsis:

May Day was the girlfriend of Max Zorin, and also worked for him as an assassin.May Day killed Bond’s chauffeur, and tried to kill Bond on several occasions. Much later in the film, May Day realized that she had been double crossed by Zorin, who had left her to die in an explosion that would cause a flood in silicon valley. May Day joined teams with Bond to remove the bomb, and in doing so, met her death.

Grace Jones

Who do you prefer?
49 votes · 49 answers

Match 2

Maud Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy) vs Mary Stovin (Kimberly Jones)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maud Adams2 – 1 – 0423 – 2 – 300
Andrea Anders
Octopussy

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.

Maud Adams

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Mary Stovin1 – 2 – 0416 – 6 – 285
Kimberly Jones

Actress:Mary Stövin
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:A View To a Kill (1985)

Synopsis:

Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.

Mary Stovin

Who do you prefer?
44 votes · 44 answers


 

Is This Something Kirk Can Use in His Fight Against The Gorn?

The orange-brown smoke seen in the exhaust of some missiles, particularly those using hydrazine-based fuels, is primarily due to the presence of nitrogen dioxide (NO2). This reddish-brown gas is a byproduct of the breakdown of dinitrogen tetroxide (N2O4), which is often used as an oxidizer in these rocket engines. When N2O4 decomposes, it forms NO2, which is responsible for the distinctive color of the exhaust plume.

— Seen on the internet. Now my head hurts.


 

Y Chromostoned

Ever since Anonymiss took off.

Your challenge: to create a new word or phrase that begins with Y.


 

Any Way the Wind Blows, Doesn’t Really Matter To Me

April 22nd: Spain brags about hitting 100% renewable power.

April 28th: Spain, Portugal, and France have the nation’s largest blackout in history.

Blacked-Out Lives Matter


 

Straight Line of the Day: What Excuse Will You Use To Avoid Appearing Before the Court of Inquiry?

Otherwise,

“The Court of Inquiry will give you such a pranging you’ll be lucky to wear the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant.”

— Group Captain Lionel Mandrake


 

Caption This!


 

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 2 : Britney Spears vs Valerie Bertinelli

Good night.

Britney Spears vs Valerie Bertinelli

Britney Spears (0-1-0 Pts. 18 Avg. 18.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Barbara Eden 18-109

VS

Valerie Bertinelli (1-0-0 Pts. 83 Avg. 83.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Greta Garbo 83-37

Who do you prefer?
93 votes · 93 answers


 

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 2 : Lynda Carter vs Greta Garbo

Good evening.

Lynda Carter vs Greta Garbo

Lynda Carter (1-0-0 Pts. 92 Avg. 92.00)

  • Week 1 Defeted Jayma Mays 92-27

VS

Greta Garbo (0-1-0 Pts. 37 Avg. 37.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Valerie Bertinelli 37-83

Who do you prefer?
84 votes · 84 answers


 

X is Right Out

Your challenge: to create a new word or phrase that begins with X.

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Xavier: Worshipped every Xunday.


 

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 2 : Barbara Eden vs Alicia SIlverstone

Good afternoon.

Barbara Eden vs Alicia Silverstone

Barbara Eden (1-0-0 Pts. 109 Avg. 109.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Britney Spears 109-18

VS

Alicia Silverstone (1-0-0 Pts. 85 Avg. 85.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Selena Gomez 85-21)

Who do you prefer?
95 votes · 95 answers