Bond Girlathon Wednesday Update

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I believe I have it figured out and after the next two weeks all contestants will have 8 matches played. I have deleted the second match of those that played each other twice. I trust my math is correct. Now I just have to work out the schedule moving forward for the remaining matches.

Schedule

5/20/2026

Match 1

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Gloria Hendry1 – 5 – 0177 – 21 1048

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Berenice Marlohe1 – 6 – 0430 – 17 – 881

Match 2

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Britt Ekland6 – 1 – 01199 – 14 – 368

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Jane Seymour5 – 2 – 01131 – 6 – 716

5/27/2026

Match 1

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Gemma Arterton7 – 0 – 01052 – 7 – 436

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Tonia Sotiropoulou2 – 5 – 0603 – 16 – 757

Match 2

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lea Seydoux4 – 3 – 0869 – 9 – 532

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Diana Rigg7 – 0 – 01394 – 7 – 370

Match 3

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Catherine Schell3 – 4 – 0638 – 15 – 935

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Gloria HendryTBDTBD

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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld

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Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld

Jean Seberg (0-2-0 Pts. 48 Avg. 24.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
  • Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64

VS

Tuesday Weld (1-1-0 Pts. 95 Avg. 47.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
  • Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29

Who do you prefer?
11 votes · 11 answers
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress

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Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress

Dyan Cannon (1-1-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 43.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
  • Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51

VS

Ursula Andress (2-0-0 Pts. 106 Avg. 53.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24

Who do you prefer?
19 votes · 19 answers
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Promoted Song: If You Are a Rich Man

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from our own Bob B:

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If you are a rich man,
We will take your money, buck by buck, accounts we’ll surely drain
All day long we’ll tax and fine and fee
‘Til you’re not a wealthy man.
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Living off the grift that fraud-based NGOs always obtain
If you’re even a little bitty rich
You’re a target of our evil plan

I’d build a big McMansion from your former riches,
And so will a dozen of my pals
I’d get a new EV with the stolen loot I took
There might be one long lawsuit filed in the courts
And one IRS probe coming down,
But they will all lead nowhere, ‘cus you’re a schnook

Once you’re not a rich man,
We’ll move on and find another sucker we can bleed wealth from
Anyone who has that thing we want
All day long we’ll break ‘em to a bum.

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Let x = 1.5

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OK, say I. Let it. Doesn’t bother me.

“If x + y = 7, . . .”

. . . which is as likely or unlikely as x + y equalling 6 or 8, and furthermore is assuming facts not in evidence . . .

“then what is y?”

What, indeed?

Why drag y into this at all?

If you’re able to assume the godlike power to deem that x has a certain value — out of infinite possibilities — why, then, can’t I do the same for y? Let someone else reconcile the discrepancy in the equation. We’ve both made our cases, and I say they stand on equal ground.

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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 2 : Results and Standings

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Week 2 went smoothly.

Results

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Who do you prefer?
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82 votes · 82 answers
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Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Ursula Andress2 – 0 – 010653.006853.00 – 34.00
Elke Sommer2 – 0 – 010351.507351.50 – 36.50
Sharon Tate1 – 1 – 010854.007154.00 – 35.50
Tuesday Weld1 – 1 – 09547.507647.50 – 38.00
Dyan Cannon1 – 1 – 08643.007743.00 – 38.50
Eva Renzi1 – 1 – 08040.008140.00 – 40.50
Mary Ure0 – 2 – 05025.0011525.00 – 57.50
Jean Seberg0 – 2 – 04824.0011824.00 – 59.00

Week 3

  • 10:00 am Eva Renzi vs Sharon Tate
  • 2:00 pm Mary Ure vs Elke Sommer
  • 6:00 pm Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress
  • 8:00 pm Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld

 

 

 

 

 

Promoted Song: The Thug’ll Come Out Tomorrow

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by our very own Bob B:

The thug’ll come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar, that tomorrow there’ll be fun
Just thinking about tomorrow
Antifa brings riots, and the sorrows just begun


When I’m stuck with some gay that’s gray and phony
I just print more ballots, and grin, and say, oh
Hamas’ll come out tomorrow
Oh, you gotta hang out tomorrow, come what may


Tomorrow, tomorrow, a new cause tomorrow
Your troubles won’t go away


The taxes come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there’ll be more!
Just grifting some more tomorrow
‘Til we ruin the rich folks and the rest become poor


When I’m stuck for some words that are vague and phony
I just call AOC or Gavin and say
These are our best hopes tomorrow
Oh, we’ve gotta hang on ’til tomorrow, come what may


Tomorrow, tomorrow, you’ll find out tomorrow
Can’t trust anything they say
Tomorrow, tomorrow, we’ll fool you tomorrow
No answers, you’ll always pay

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