Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 4 : Sydney Sweeney vs Markie Post

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Sydney Sweeney vs Markie Post

 

Sydney Sweeney (3-0-0 Pts. 188 Avg. 62.67)

  • Week 1 Defeated Selma Hayek 62-26
  • Week 2 Defeated Elke Sommer 60-28
  • Week 3 Defeated Dina Meyer 66-19

 

 

VS

 

Markie Post (2-1-0 Pts. 136 Avg. 45.33)

  • Week 1 Defeated Dina Meyer 52-35
  • Week 2 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 50-32
  • Week 3 Lost to Ann-Margaret 34-54

 

 

Who do you prefer?
59 votes · 59 answers

 

 


 

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 4 : Dina Meyer vs Shania Twain

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Dina Meyer vs Shania Twain

 

Dina Meyer (0-3-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 28.67)

  • Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 35-52
  • Week 2 Lost to Salma Hayek 32-55
  • Week 3 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 19-66

 

 

VS

 

Shania Twain (1-2-0 Pts. 117 Avg. 39.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Elke Sommer 43-41
  • Week 2 Lost to Ann-Margaret 29-59
  • Week 3 Lost to Salma Hayek 45-47

 

 

Who do you prefer?
54 votes · 54 answers

 

 

 

 


 


 

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 4 : Elke Sommer vs Ann-Margaret

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Elke Sommer vs Ann-Margaret

 

Elke Sommer (1-2-0 Pts. 116 Avg. 38.67)

  • Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 41-43
  • Week 2 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 28-60
  • Week 3 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-37

 

 

VS

 

Ann-Margaret (3-0-0 Pts. 175 Avg. 58.33)

  • Week 1 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 62-19
  • Week 2 Defeated Shania Twain 59-29
  • Week 3 Defeated Markie Post 54-34

 

 

Who do you prefer?
59 votes · 59 answers

 

 


 


 

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 4 : Maureen O’Hara vs Salma Hayek

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Maureen O’Hara vs Salma Hayek

 

Maureen O’Hara (0-3-0 Pts. 88 Avg. 29.33)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
  • Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 32-50
  • Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 37-47

 

 

VS

 

Salma Hayek (2-1-0 Pts. 128 Avg. 42.67)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
  • Week 2 Defeated Dina Meyer 55-32
  • Week 3 Defeated Shania Twain 47-45

 

 

Who do you prefer?
67 votes · 67 answers

 

 


 

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 3 : Results and Standings

Week 3 is over and here is where we stand.

 

Results

 

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Who do you prefer?
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Standings

 

 

Contestant Record Points Average Points Against Average Score
Sydney Sweeney 3 – 0 – 0 188 62.67 73 62.67 – 24.33
Ann-Margaret 3 – 0 – 0 175 58.33 82 58.33 – 27.33
Markie Post 2 – 1 – 0 136 45.33 121 45.33 – 40.33
Salma Hayek 2 – 1 – 0 128 42.67 139 42.67 – 46.33
Shania Twain 1 – 2 – 0 117 39.00 147 39.00 – 49.00
Elke Sommer 1 – 2 – 0 116 38.67 140 38.67 – 46.67
Maureen O’Hara 0 – 3 – 0 88 29.33 159 29.33 – 53.00
Dina Meyer 0 – 3 – 0 86 28.67 173 28.67 – 57.67

 

Week 4

  • 10:00 am Maureen O’Hara vs Salma Hayek
  • 2:00 pm Elke Sommer vs Ann-Margaret
  • 6:00 pm Dina Meyer vs Shania Twain
  • 8:00 pm Sydney Sweeney vs Markie Post

 

 


 


 

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

 

“So Miss Cardinale, what did you do on your week off?”

“This and that.”

“More this or more that?”

“Mostly this.”

“Nice”

 

Winner

 

10.

 

This week.

 

1.

 

2.

 

3.

 

4.

 

5.

 

6.

 

7.

 

8.

 

9.

 

10.

 

Which one is funniest?
72 votes · 72 answers

 


 

Strip-Taxing

You’ve heard of strip-mining?

Liberal states (California and New York) are engaged in strip-taxing.

 

I just invented that.  Feel free to use it.

 

The fatted tax calf — and strippers — in one image.  Pretty impressive.  (What are those, crutches?  What the hell?)


 

Not a Dialogue

CONSERVATIVES:  Stop spending.

Don’t be ridiculous.  That will harm people who depend on our spending.

CONSERVATIVES:  At least reduce spending.

You are evil.  

CONSERVATIVES:  At least spend judiciously.

Funny you should use that word.  Most judges are on our side.  The spending will continue.*

CONSERVATIVES:  From the spending, at least eliminate fraud.  And waste.

Don’t be ridiculous.  This is how we reward our loyalists.

CONSERVATIVES:  Limit spending to money already appropriated, like a normal person.

Don’t be ridiculous.

CONSERVATIVES:  Don’t increase taxes to pay for ever more wasteful and unwise corrupt programs.

*You haven’t been listening.  Oh, and criteria would be racist.