Eh, Just Get a Flock

NASA wants to see your pictures of the sky.
The Hill | 09/09/2026 | Alix Martichoux

Starting on Sept. 15, the space agency’s PACE satellite (which stands for the Plankton, Aerosol, Cloud, ocean Ecosystem satellite) will circle the Earth every 98 minutes.

Scientists want to compare what they’re seeing in the sky with what you’re seeing on the ground.

Sorry —

I don’t happen to have any decent pictures of plankton, aerosols, clouds, or [“ocean” — such an inept acronym] ecosystems available at the moment to share.  Perhaps you could look in my more …. private folders.

Of course, you can always check back in with me in 98 minutes.

Which I know you will.


 


 

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney

Good night.

 

Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney

 

Shania Twain (2-3-0 Pts. 195 Avg. 39.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Elke Sommer 43-41
  • Week 2 Lost to Ann-Margaret 29-59
  • Week 3 Lost to Salma Hayek 45-47
  • Week 4 Defeated Dina Meyer 44-35
  • Week 5 Lost to Markie Post 34-47

 

 

VS

 

Sydney Sweeney (5-0-0 Pts. 309 Avg. 61.80)

  • Week 1 Defeated Selma Hayek 62-26
  • Week 2 Defeated Elke Sommer 60-28
  • Week 3 Defeated Dina Meyer 66-19
  • Week 4 Defeated Markie Post 55-34
  • Week 5 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 68-23

 

 

Who do you prefer?
60 votes · 60 answers

 

 


 

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara

Good evening.

 

Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara

 

Dina Meyer (0-5-0 Pts. 148 Avg. 29.60)

  • Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 35-52
  • Week 2 Lost to Salma Hayek 32-55
  • Week 3 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 19-66
  • Week 4 Lost to Shania Twain 35-44
  • Week 5 Lost to Ann-Margaret 27-53

 

 

VS

 

Maureen O’Hara (0-5-0 Pts. 139 Avg. 27.80)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
  • Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 32-50
  • Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 37-47
  • Week 4 Lost to Salma Hayek 28-47
  • Week 5 Lost Sydney Sweeney 23-68

 

 

Who do you prefer?
60 votes · 60 answers

 

 


 


 

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Elke Sommer vs Markie Post

Good afternoon.

 

Elke Sommer vs Markie Post

 

Elke Sommer (1-4-0 Pts. 177 Avg. 35.40)

  • Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 41-43
  • Week 2 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 28-60
  • Week 3 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-37
  • Week 4 Lost to Ann-Margaret 21-53
  • Week 5 Lost to Salma Hayek 40-42

 

 

VS

 

Markie Post (3-2-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 43.40)

  • Week 1 Defeated Dina Meyer 52-35
  • Week 2 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 50-32
  • Week 3 Lost to Ann-Margaret 34-54
  • Week 4 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 34-55
  • Week 5 Defeated Shania Twain 47-34

 

 

Who do you prefer?
67 votes · 67 answers

 

 


 

Straight Line of the Day: Hey, Guys: Apparently You Can Get Paid For This!

An Army of Paid Creators Is Carpeting the Web With Political Content
The New York Times | Sept. 24, 2026 | Ken Bensinger and Stuart A. Thompson

mmm … Kim Basinger.

https://stan.store/blog/influencer-rates/

Influencer rates in 2026 are shaped by far more than follower count: platform, content format, engagement quality, audience location, and niche demand all affect pricing. Video-first formats (Instagram Reels, TikTok, YouTube integrations) command higher rates than static posts. Micro influencers offer the best cost-to-results ratio for most brands. This guide covers data-backed pricing benchmarks for nano, micro, macro, and mega influencers across every major platform.

Are you effing kidding me?  What planet have I beamed down on to?

All I want to see are DamnCat videos.


 


 

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek

Good morning.

 

Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek

 

Ann-Margaret (5-0-0 Pts. 281 Avg. 56.20)

  • Week 1 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 62-19
  • Week 2 Defeated Shania Twain 59-29
  • Week 3 Defeated Markie Post 54-34
  • Week 4 Defeated Elke Sommer 53-21
  • Week 5 Defeated Dina Meyer 53-27

 

 

 

VS

 

Salma Hayek (4-1-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 43.40)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
  • Week 2 Defeated Dina Meyer 55-32
  • Week 3 Defeated Shania Twain 47-45
  • Week 4 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-28
  • Week 5 Defeated Elke Sommer 42-40

 

 

Who do you prefer?
72 votes · 72 answers

 

 


 

Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 5 : Results and Standings

Will there be any late upsets? We shall see.

 

Results

 

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Who do you prefer?
81 votes · 81 answers

 

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80 votes · 80 answers

 

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82 votes · 82 answers

 

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91 votes · 91 answers

 

Standings

 

 

Contestants Record Points Average Points Against Average Score
Sydney Sweeney 5 – 0 – 0 309 61.80 130 61.80 – 26.00
Ann-Margaret 5 – 0 – 0 281 56.20 130 52.20 – 26.00
Salma Hayek 4 – 1 – 0 217 43.40 207 43.40 – 41.40
Markie Post 3 – 2 – 0 217 43.40 210 43.40 – 42.00
Shania Twain 2 – 3 – 0 195 39.00 229 39.00 – 45.80
Elke Sommer 1 – 4 – 0 177 35.40 235 35.40 – 47.00
Dina Meyer 0 – 5 – 0 148 29.60 270 29.60 – 54.00
Maureen O’Hara 0 – 5 – 0 139 27.80 274 27.80 – 54.80

 

Week 6

 

  • 10:00 am Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek
  • 2:00 pm Elke Sommer vs Markie Post
  • 6:00 pm Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara
  • 8:00 pm Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney

 

 


 


 

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

 

“Mr. Walrus, it happened again.”

“What?”

“The Decacurse.”

“Decacurse?”

“Beware the 10.”

 

Winner

 

10.

 

This week.

 

1.

 

2,

 

3.

 

4.

 

5.

 

6.

 

7.

 

8.

 

9.

 

10.

 

Which one is funniest?
80 votes · 80 answers

 

 

 

 


 

Quote of the Day

 

So, these days Christian pastors don’t have to believe in Jesus Christ. Got it. Weird though, ain’t it?

 

“We have no way of knowing if Jesus ever really existed … and whether or not Jesus really existed doesn’t even really matter to me. The fact remains that the message that was delivered by someone named Jesus, supposedly, – and it could have all been made up for all I know … And the God in the Old Testament is not a loving God. He’s a vengeful, people-killing kind of God. This is a lot of mythology … Jesus was put on that cross — not to save us — Jesus was put on that cross because Rome hated him and they thought he was a threat to their domination of the area. He didn’t die to save our sins.” ~~ Rev. Babs Miller, James Talaico’s Lesbian Pastor