Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 7/29/2026 : New Matches for 8/5/2026

I hope you are all staying cool this summer.
Results from 7/29/2026
| Berenice Marlohe | No Preference | Kell Tyler |
|---|---|---|
| 112 | 6 | 82 |
| (4) Gemma Arterton | No Preference | (13) Carey Lowell |
|---|---|---|
| 128 | 4 | 63 |
New Matches for 8/5/2026
Match 1
(12) Olga Kurylenko (Camille Montes) vs Talisa Soto (Lupe Lamora)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (12) Olga Kurylenko | 7 – 1 – 0 | 913 – 12 – 500 |
Actress: Olga Kurylenko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Camille Montes was a Bolivian agent who’s family was murdered by General Medrano. She slept with Medrano’s business acquaintance Dominic Greene to try and get close enough to Medrano to enact revenge. The plan failed and she was almost killed, so Camille teamed up with Bond to kill Medrano and Greene.

Olga Kurylenko
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Talisa Soto | 3 – 5 – 0 | 710 – 24 – 995 |
Actress: Talisa Soto Nationality: American Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989) Synopsis:
Lupe Lamora was the mistress of drug baron Franz Sanchez. Lupe frequently slept around, and Sanchez went to deal with one of her lovers in Florida, getting himself arrested by the DEA in the process. Bond met Lupe unintentionally when trying to kill someone aboard her boat. They met again at a casino, and Bond forced Lupe into taking him upstairs to meet Sanchez. Although Lupe was a love interest, Bond left her at the end of film to be with Pam Bouvier.

Talisa Soto
Match 2
Catherino Murino (Solange Dimitrios) vs (3) Eva Green (Vesper Lynd)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherina Murino | 4 – 4 – 0 | 964 – 10 – 701 |
Actress: Catherina Murino Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.

Caterina Murino
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (3) Eva Green | 8 – 0 – 0 | 1452 – 11 – 512 |
Actress: Eva Green Nationality: French Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Vesper Lynd worked for Her Majesty’s Treasury, and was assigned to manage the funds lent to Bond for his poker game with villain Le Chiffre. She got caught up with a vicious fight between Bond and Steven Obanno, that ended in Obanno’s bloody death. Bond found Vesper sitting shivering and fully dressed in the shower, trying to wash away the blood. He comforted her, and the two bonded. When Bond was poisoned by Le Chiffre, Vesper came to Bond’s aid and saved his life. Later in the film, the pair were captured, and Vesper spared Bond’s life in a series of events that led to the end of her own.

Eva Green
Straight Line of the Day: What Can We Blame on Someone Else?
Caption This!
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 5 : Morgan Fairchild vs Sela Ward
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Morgan Fairchild vs Sela Ward
Morgan Fairchild (2-2-0 Pts. 194 Avg. 48.50)
- Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 36-63
- Week 2 Lost to Teri Garr 47-48
- Week 3 Defeated Goldie Hawn 50-33
- Week 4 Defeated Geena Davis 61-32

VS
Sela Ward (2-2-0 Pts. 172 Avg. 43.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Kelly Preston 49-42
- Week 2 Defeated Geena Davis 53-40
- Week 3 Lost to Teri Garr 34-53
- Week 4 Lost to Markie Post 36-53

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 5 : Markie Post vs Teri Garr
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Markie Post vs Teri Garr
Markie Post (4-0-0 Pts. 229 Avg. 57.25)
- Week 1 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 63-36
- Week 2 Defeated Goldie Hawn 59-33
- Week 3 Defeated Heathr Thomas 54-34
- week 4 Defeated Sela Ward 53-36

VS
Teri Garr (3-1-0 Pts. 191 Avg. 47.75)
- Week 1 Lost to Heather Thomas 29-47
- Week 2 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 48-47
- Week 3 Defeated Sela Ward 53-34
- Week 4 Defeated Kelly Preston 62-26

Babeslaga Group AO : Week 5 : Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn
Good afternoon.
Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn
Kelly Preston (1-3-0 Pts. 138 Avg. 34.50)
- Week 1 Lost to Sela Ward 42-49
- Week 2 Lost to Heather Thomas 25-61
- Week 3 Defeated Geena Davis 45-32
- Week 4 Lost to Teri Garr 26-62

VS
Goldie Hawn (1-3-0 Pts. 142 Avg. 35.50)
- Week 1 Defeated Geena Davis 46-43
- Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 33-59
- Week 3 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 33-50
- Week 4 Lost to Heather Thomas 30-61

Straight Line of the Day: If a Pack of Coyotes Takes Over an Abandoned Condo Complex, What Comes Next?
Pack of coyotes takes over abandoned West Hollywood complex, locals plead for help as apex predators roam streets
NY Post | July 28, 2026 | Katie JerkovichA pack of coyotes have moved into an abandoned West Hollywood condo complex, forcing locals to live in fear . . .
After realizing that the Land Court has exclusive, original jurisdiction over the registration of title to real property and over all matters and disputes concerning such title subsequent to registration, the coyotes bit them in the leg. This is called “packing” the court. Registration of title occurs when the Land Court, after having jumped on top of a filing cabinet to avoid further attacks, has the title exhaustively searched by a court-appointed title examiner in a protective suit, and after due process is afforded to all interested parties, reviews and then adjudicates and decrees the state of the title. Thereafter the current state of the title, as it is sequentially updated by registration of future transactions, is embodied in a certificate of title which not only evidences title, but is in fact the guarantee of title, totally surrounding unsuspecting claimants, subject only to the exceptions provided by statute, threats of canine distemper and/or rabies, and matters of federal law. Subsequent owners of the registered land will be issued numbered certificates (which are useless) describing the coy-ownership of the property and noting any encumbrances (such as mortgages, claws, or slavering drool) or rights affecting the property. The initial decree of registration and the subsequent certificate of title are in rem, that is, against the whole world, and will be entirely devoured.
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Babesleaga Group AO : Week 5 : Geena Davis vs Heather Thomas
Good morning.
Geena Davis vs Heather Thomas
Geena Davis (0-4-0 Pts. 147 Avg. 36.75)
- Week 1 Lost to Goldie Hawn 43-46
- Week 2 Lost to Sela Ward 40-53
- Week 3 Lost to Kelly Preston 32-45
- Week 4 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 32-61

VS
Heather Thomas (3-1-0 Pts. 203 Avg. 50.75)
- Week 1 Defeated Teri Garr 47-29
- Week 2 Defeated Kelly Preston 61-25
- Week 3 Lost to Markie Post 34-54
- Week 4 Defeated Goldie Hawn 61-30

Babesleaga Group AO : Week 4 : Results and Standings
We make the down and head down the stretch.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Markie Post | 4 – 0 – 0 | 229 | 57.25 | 139 | 57.25 – 34.75 |
| Heather Thomas | 3 – 1 – 0 | 203 | 50.75 | 137 | 50.75 – 34.25 |
| Teri Garr | 3 – 1 – 0 | 191 | 47.75 | 154 | 47.75 – 38.50 |
| Morgan Fairchild | 2 – 2 – 0 | 194 | 43.00 | 176 | 48.50 – 44.00 |
| Sela Ward | 2 – 2 – 0 | 172 | 48.50 | 188 | 43.00 – 47.00 |
| Goldie Hawn | 1 – 3 – 0 | 142 | 35.50 | 213 | 35.50 – 53.25 |
| Kelly Preston | 1 – 3 – 0 | 138 | 34.50 | 204 | 34.50 – 51.00 |
| Geena Davis | 0 – 4 – 0 | 147 | 36.75 | 205 | 36.75 – 51.25 |
Week 5
- 10:00 am Geena Davis vs Heather Thomas
- 2:00 pm Kelly Preston vs Goldie Hawn
- 6:00 pm Markie Post vs Teri Garr
- 8:00 pm Morgan Fairchild vs Sela Ward
Saturday Night Hootenanny
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
Saturday Night Open Thread: Slightly Off-Topic. But I Digress.
Straight Line of the Day: Questions Related To Nations Leaving Their Doors Wide Open: …
The invasion of Ceuta must be the final nail in the coffin of globalism
Spiked| 31 July 2026 | Brendan O’NeillCan we say ‘invasion’ now? What other word is there for the rough intrusion of tens of thousands of young men into the sovereign territory of a foreign nation? Surely not even the sappiest leftist in his tattered keffiyeh and ‘Refugees Welcome’ t-shirt would describe the thuggish gatecrashing of an independent nation as ‘asylum seeking’? That might be the one and only upside to the extraordinary events in Ceuta yesterday: the death, at last, of euphemism. The impossibility of any longer dressing up the West’s suicidal abandonment of its borders as ‘kindness’.
The scenes from the Spanish enclave at the tip of North Africa are staggering. An estimated 49,000 people, mostly Moroccans, mostly men, gleefully intruded upon the territory of the Spanish kingdom. That’s around the same number of people who illegally sail to Britain in a year.
Q: Why didn’t Hitler just send his men unarmed (unarmored) to seek asylum in Stalingrad until they were Stalingrad?
Q: Will a circuit court judge in the U.S. order that absentee ballots be counted from these new Spaniards, who want to become new Americans?
Q: How do you pronounce Ceuta?
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Things fall apart; the Ceuta cannot hold.
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Ceuta the action to the word, the word to the action.
— Shakespeare















