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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg
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Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg
Mary Ure (0-3-0 Pts. 62 Avg. 20.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
- Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
- Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58
VS
Jean Seberg (0-3-0 Pts. 60 Avg. 20.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
- Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
- Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58
Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Results and Standings
Week 3 is in the books.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elke Sommer | 3 – 0 – 0 | 161 | 53.67 | 85 | 53.67 – 28.33 |
| Ursula Andress | 3 – 0 – 0 | 146 | 48.67 | 96 | 48.67 – 32.00 |
| Tuesday Weld | 2 – 1 – 0 | 153 | 51.00 | 88 | 51.00 – 29.33 |
| Sharon Tate | 2 – 1 – 0 | 150 | 50.00 | 98 | 50.00 – 32.67 |
| Dyan Cannon | 1 – 2 – 0 | 114 | 38.00 | 117 | 38.00 – 39.00 |
| Eva Renzi | 1 – 2 – 0 | 107 | 35.67 | 123 | 35.67 – 41.00 |
| Mary Ure | 0 – 3 – 0 | 62 | 20.67 | 173 | 20.67 – 57.67 |
| Jean Seberg | 0 – 3 – 0 | 60 | 20.00 | 176 | 20.00 – 58.67 |
Week 4
- 10:00 am Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg
- 2:00 pm Elke Sommer vs Dyan Cannon
- 6:00 pm Sharon Tate vs Tuesday Weld
- 8:00 pm Eva Renzi vs Ursula Andress
Saturday Night Hootenanny
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Straight Line of the Day: Why, Exactly, Would One Want To Break Into Punch the Monkey’s Enclosure?
American tourists arrested after breaking into Punch the Monkey’s enclosure at Japan’s Ichikawa City Zoo
New York Post | 5-18-26 | Ronny Reyes
Friday Night Open Thread: Light Day
On November 15, 2026, the Voyager 1 spacecraft will officially be one light-day from Earth.
Well, it’s also a light day here, so post a comment if you have anything noticeable to share. Not noteworthy, necessarily, just noticeable.
I’m losing my faith in my bet that the spacecraft will make the Kessel run in less than five parsecs.
Fnideq Open Thread
Morocco launches mass deportations to block Europe migration route: As the EU rolls out its new, stricter migration pact, Morocco intensifies crackdown and interceptions of sub-Saharan Africans at Europe’s behest
Middle east eye | 22nd May 2026 | Kate McMahon
Europe has a behest?
Since 14 April, Morocco has been conducting large-scale deportation operations targeting sub-Saharan Africans migrating to Europe, reportedly arresting over 100 per day, local sources told Middle East Eye.
According to Moroccan human rights groups, around 800 people . . .
How does that square with “over 100 per day”?
. . . were detained during coordinated raids in the forests between Fnideq and Belyounech, in the northern tip of the North African state, where many were sheltering before attempting to reach Europe.
They still have forests?
Keep your browser here for more news from Fnideq, Belyounech!
White House Correspondents Press Authorities on Statute of Limitations for Stolen Wine
Straight Line of the Day: And What, Exactly, Would You Expect To Find on the Trump Interstate?
Sen. John Cornyn proposes naming major Texas highway ‘Trump Interstate’
WFAA (DFW) | 05/12/2026 | Jaime E. GalvanU.S. Sen. John Cornyn is introducing new legislation that would designate a major U.S. highway as “Interstate 47,” or “Trump Interstate.”
Cornyn announced Monday that he introduced the I-47 Future Interstate Act, which would designate U.S. Highway 287 as a future interstate stretching from Port Arthur, Texas, to Choteau, Montana.
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/15/2026 : New Matches for 5/22/2026
Keeping it classy guys.
Results from 5/22/2026
| (14) Tania Mallet | No Preference | Martine Beswick |
|---|---|---|
| 137 | 0 | 56 |
| (5) Daniela Bianchi | No Preference | Nadja Regin |
|---|---|---|
| 152 | 2 | 16 |
New Matches for 5/22/2026
Match 1
Margaret Nolan (Dink) vs Zena Marshall (Miss Taro)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Margaret Nolan | 2 – 4 – 0 | 600 – 4 – 646 |
Actress: Margaret Nolan Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Margaret Nolan played the Golden Girl in the title sequence and the pre-release advertising for Goldfinger. However, the producers eventually choose Shirley Eaton to play Jill Masterson, and Nolan was given the much smaller role of the pool-side masseuse Dink. Dink is shown massaging Bond, but has to leave when Felix Leiter arrives for some “man’s talk.”
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Zena Marshall | 1 – 5 – 0 | 414 – 7 – 739 |
Actress: Zena Marshall Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) Synopsis:
Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.
Match 2
(13) Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (13) Claudine Auger | 4 – 2 – 0 | 765 – 8 – 457 |
Actress: Claudine Auger Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Eunice Gayson | 3 – 3 – 0 | 396 – 27 – 612 |
Actress: Eunice Gayson Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.
Wabbit Season!
Straight Line of the Day: For Your Publicity Still, Will You Be Looking Thoughtfully Directly Into the Camera, Or Looking Wistfully Off Into the Distance?
Cartoons and Memes
