Theme music:

{Last week’s episode: The Nude arranges an interview for The Slasher for a job with a temp agency, with predictable and hilarious results. Hoagie Carmichael guest stars.}
Good night.
Fairuza Balk vs Ashley Judd
Fairuza Balk (0-4-0 Pts. 77 Avg. 1926ZZ)

VS
Ashley Judd (2-2-0 Pts. 160 Avg. 40.00)

Good evening.
Lacy Chabert vs Emmanuelle Beart
Lacy Chabert (4-0-0 pts. 226 Avg. 56.50)

VS
Emmanuelle Beart (1-3-0 Pts. 155 Avg. 38.75)


Happy Monday… I think.”
“People think theyâre dealing with liberals when theyâre actually dealing with communists. Marty Scorsese is a liberal. Mark Ruffalo is a communist. Communism is a religion of malcontents, and they are allergic to beauty. They are subhuman in ways your liberal uncle isnât.” ~~ Spencer Pratt
Good afternoon.
Danica McKellar vs Danielle Fishel
Danica McKellar (3-1-0 Pts. 178 Avg. 44.50)

VS
Danielle Fishel (2-2-0 Pts. 188 Avg. 47.00)

Good morning.
Angela Marie Dotchin vs Jordana Brewster
Angela Marie Dotchin (1-3-0 Pts. 140 Avg. 35.00)

VS
Jordana Brewster (2-2-0 Pts. 158 Avg. 39.50)

Past the half way point and a leader emerges. Will she last down the home stretch?
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lacy Chabert | 4 – 0 – 0 | 226 | 56.50 | 98 | 56.50 – 24.50 |
| Danielle Fishel | 3 – 1 – 0 | 188 | 47.00 | 125 | 47.00 – 31.25 |
| Danica McKellar | 2 – 2 – 0 | 178 | 44.50 | 151 | 44.50 – 37.75 |
| Ashley Judd | 2 – 2 – 0 | 160 | 40.00 | 171 | 40.00 – 42.75 |
| Jordana Brewster | 2 – 2 – 0 | 158 | 39.50 | 165 | 39.50 – 41.25 |
| Emmanuelle Beart | 1 – 3 – 0 | 155 | 38.75 | 166 | 38.75 – 41.50 |
| Angela Marie Dotchin | 1 – 3 – 0 | 140 | 35.00 | 163 | 35.00 – 40.75 |
| Fairuza Balk | 0 – 4 – 0 | 77 | 19.25 | 242 | 19.25 – 60.50 |
Week 5

No, I am Iron Man.
Results from 10/30/2026
| Karin Dor | No Preference | Trina Parks |
|---|---|---|
| 125 | 2 | 8 |
| (8) Jill St. John | No Preference | Denise Perrier |
|---|---|---|
| 139 | 0 | 5 |
New Matches for 11/6/2026
(2) Jacqueline Bissett (Giovanna Goodthighs) vs (16) Izabella Scorupco (Natalya Simonova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Jaqueline Bisset | 8 – 0 – 0 | 1260 – 2 – 341 |

Giovanna Goodthighs
Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she âtook care of herâ.

Jacqueline Bisset
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (16) Izabella Scorupco | 6 – 2 – 0 | 959 – 7 – 578 |

Natalya Simonova
Actress: Izabella Scorupco Nationality: Polish-Swedish Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995) Synopsis:
Natalya Simonova was a programmer working at a Russian Space Control Centre along with Boris Grishenko. Xenia Onatopp and General Ourumov staged a test drill in the centre, and after getting the launch keys, Onatopp shot everyone in sight. Natalya managed to escape, and made contact with Boris over the Internet. Unfortunately, Boris was a traitor working with Onatopp, and Natalya was captured.After she escaped a near death experience with Bond, the two paired up, and Natalya’s computer skills helped Bond overcome the traitors.

Izabella Scorupco
Match 2
Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs (4) Famke Janssen (Xenia Onatopp)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kim Basinger | 4 – 4 – 0 | 805 – 7 – 756 |

Domino Petachi
Birth Name:Â Kimila Ann Basinger
Age: 71, born 8 December 1953
Country of origin:Â
 United States
Height: 5âČ 6âł
Relationship Status:Â In a relationship
Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jackâs sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTREâs top agent.
Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largoâs yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largoâs base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

Kim Basinger
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (4) Famke Janssen | 8 – 0 – 0 | 1163 – 9 – 425 |

Xenia Onatopp
Actress: Famke Janssen Nationality: Dutch Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995) Synopsis:
Xenia Onatopp was a henchwoman working alongside the traitor General Ourumov. She stole a Tiger Helicopter, a new prototype that was resistant to electromagnetic pulses. She then helped Ourumov steal the codes and launch key for the Goldeneye satellite weapon from the Severnaya Space Control Centre. She killed the staff and programmed Goldeneye to destroy the facility with electromagnetic pulses that wouldn’t effect the Tiger. She flirted with Bond and tried to kill him on multiple occasions, but Bond ended up onatopp.

Famke Janssen

Doing the right thing sometimes does not reap you the rewards.
“President Trump just shared Joel Pollak’s take on last night, and it is the only one worth reading. “Securing the border is ugly. Fighting Iran is costly. Taking on special interests upsets donors. Backing AI scares people.” “Tonight, Republicans paid the costs. The benefits will be with us for many generations.” Weak Republicans campaign on what is easy. Trump governs on what is NECESSARY. One bad night does not undo a secure border.” ~~ Gunther Eagleman