Straight Line of the Day: If Corporations = People, Then…

Judge awards corporations the right to vote in Delaware town
Not The Bee | May 31, 2026 | Mister Retrops

Delaware Superior Court Judge Craig Karsnitz has ruled that companies in Delaware will be able to vote in elections just like people.

This is especially wacky for Delaware.

As per the US Census Bureau, the estimated human population of Delaware is just over 1 million.

But there are over 2 million corporations headquartered in the state, which means there are far more companies in Delaware than there are people.

Karsnitz dismissed the lawsuit from Delaware’s Superior Court, citing ‘the principle of one person/entity/one vote.’

‘Visions of faceless large corporations or even HAL controlling a small town are frightening and the stuff of science fiction,’ but ‘trusts, partnerships, limited liability companies, and corporations are expressly recognized as “persons” in the Delaware Code,’ the judge said.


 

Local Man Sued by Bill Gates for Swatting One of His Expensive Designer Mosquitoes

“It’s not a bug, it’s a future!”

Bill Gates Releases Hundreds of Millions of Bacteria-Infected Mosquitoes Across Colombia
Slay News | May 29, 2026 | Frank Bergman

The revelation is drawing renewed scrutiny to Gates’s other mosquito-based biological interventions around the world, with scientists warning that the long-term consequences remain largely unknown.

… and …

Google Reportedly Planning to Release TENS OF MILLIONS of Mosquitoes into Two States to ‘Stop’ Spread of Several Dangerous Diseases
The Gateway Pundit | May 30, 2026 | Cullen Linebarger

America’s most infamous tech company has a bold, potentially risky plan to supposedly reduce the spread of mosquito-borne illnesses, assuming the federal government will sign off on the proposal.

As The New York Post reported, Google wants federal approval to unleash approximately 32 MILLION mosquitoes into the states of California and Florida over the next two years.


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld

Good morning.

Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld

Ursula Andress (4-0-0 Pts. 187 Avg. 46.75)

  • Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
  • Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28
  • Week 4 Defeated Eva Renzi 41-37

VS

Tuesday Weld (3-1-0 Pts. 189 Avg. 47.25)

  • Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
  • Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29
  • Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12
  • Week 4 Defeated Sharon Tate 36-27

Who do you prefer?
26 votes · 26 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Results and Standings

Already planning the next group, but let us get this one done first.

Results

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Who do you prefer?
51 votes · 51 answers

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Who do you prefer?
75 votes · 75 answers

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63 votes · 63 answers

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78 votes · 78 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Elke Sommer4 – 0 – 021654.0010554.00 – 26.25
Ursula Andress4 – 0 – 018746.7513346.75 – 33.25
Tuesday Weld3 – 1 – 018947.2511547.25 – 28.75
Sharon Tate2 – 2 – 017744.2513444.25 – 33.50
Eva Renzi1 – 3 – 014436.0016436.00 – 41.00
Dyan Cannon1 – 3 – 013433.5017233.50 – 43.00
Jean Seberg1 – 3 – 08721.7520021.75 – 50.00
Mary Ure0 – 4 – 08621.5020021.50 – 50.00

Week 5

  • 10:00 am Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld
  • 2:00 pm Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate
  • 6:00 pm Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer
  • 8:00 pm Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure


 


 

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

Hi boys. Mr. Walrus sez I can show you these if this post gets to bacon. So accept the challenge today.* All the memes are winners so you can get choice for choice.

*(Walrus) Technically I can’t, site rules, but you can use your imagination.

Winners

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This week.

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Which one is funniest?
58 votes · 58 answers


 


 

The Biggest Blunder in the History of Politics?

Some commenter on a news thread posted a comment regarding the last election that gave me food for thought.

I’ll never understand why Joe didn’t resign, making Kamala the first woman President.

Not only would the gushing media coverage of her swearing in ceremony have taken the wind out of Trump’s campaign, but as President, she would have had the perfect excuse for avoiding debates and tough interviews: the need to “hit the ground running” with a flurry of meetings with foreign dignitaries, governors, lawmakers, diplomats, SC justices and cabinet chiefs.

An incumbent President doesn’t needs to campaign at all — the nature of the job provides the kind of exposure campaign strategists dream of.

The DNC could have run out the clock until the election, creating a non-stop series of favorable photo opportunities for her without her once having to open her stupid mouth.

She would have enjoyed the “honeymoon” that every new President gets during the months leading up to the election — especially the first woman POTUS.

I was 100% certain that was going to be their play — their October surprise — and not doing that has to be the biggest blunder in the history of politics.

Another replied to him that it was because Jill would not want to give Kamala that satisfaction. Who knows? Maybe even Michelle joined in on that decision.

Just a thought.


 


 


 


 


 


 

Rorschach Test

(With a tip of the hat to CayleyGraph’s interpretation of the puff clouds over Iran)

I see an adorable plush stuffed doggie just to the right of center.

And, at the right edge, is that the Hamburglar giving the “OK” sign?


 

Straight Line of the Day: Other Names To Appear on California Ballots: …

California’s governor race features 61 candidates — including a man who changed his name to Barack Obama

ConservativeInstitute.org | May 21, 2026 | Daniel Vaughan

California voters opening their ballots for the June 2 gubernatorial primary will find sixty-one names staring back at them, a field so bloated it reads less like a serious election and more like a monument to the state’s remarkably low barriers to entry.

Among the crowd: a man who legally changed his name to Barack D. Obama Shaw, a candidate who goes by “LivingForGod AndCountry DeMott,” and a former congressman who dropped out after sexual assault allegations but whose name remains printed on the ballot anyway.