“Hey Mr. Walrus, where were you last week?”

“Well you know how you plan out some time to do a certain thing and then something unexpectedly comes up involving friends and alcohol and you couldn’t get to do what you had planned before hitting the sheets and passing out from being drunk?”

“Err, yes.”

“Well that might have been what happened.”

“Interesting. Now you know how it seems like the tenth entry always seems to win?”

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“Mr. Walrus, it happened again.”

“What?”

“The Decacurse.”

“Decacurse?”

“Beware the 10.”

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“It’s Saturday night, you know what that means.”

“Oh boy!”

“Movies”

“Movies?”

“Movies.”

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“So Miss Cardinale, what did you do on your week off?”

“This and that.”

“More this or more that?”

“Mostly this.”

“Nice”

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Hi guys. You get me tonight because we have a winners contest this week. Enjoy.

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“Good evening Miss Cardinale. What’s with the gun? Should I be worried?”

“Maybe.”

“Maybe?”

“Maybe.”

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“Good morning Mr. Walrus. Know what I’m in the mood for?”

“Me?”

“No, Bacon.”

“Bacon is my middle name.”

“Has that line ever worked?”

“How about now?”

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“Ready for a little nightcap tonight?”

“Oh yes, let’s do it.”

“I’ll get some glasses.”

“Glasses?”

“Glasses.”

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“Another Saturday Night and I ain’t got nobody. I got some money cause I justy got paid. Oh how I wish I had someone to talk to. I’m in an awful way.”

“I’m right here Miss Cardinale, ready willing and able to rock and roll all night.”

“Another Saturday Night…”

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“Mr. Walrus, what happened?”

“Err, nothing important.”

“But I’m missing two weeks in my memory.”

“Trust me, they were great weeks.”

“How can you be so sure?”

“First hand experience.”

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“Mr. Walrus we have a problem!”

“What’s wrong?”

“The Intern’s wing had a fire, all of our clothes were lost!”

“How does that classify as a problem?”

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Well it has been 250 years, some good, some bad,  but it’s been one hell of a ride. Let’s hope we got 250 more in us.

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“Laying down on the job I see.”

“Isn’t that my job?”

“Carry on.”

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“Is this thing working Mr. Walrus”

“My thing is always working.”

“I meant the site and the posting.”

“Well, mostly.”

“Oh, so sort of like you.”

“Cheeky Monkey.”

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