
“Mind if I sit on your chair?”
“I know more comfortable places for you to sit on.”
“Seriously?”
“Would I lie to you?”
Winner

This week.











Oh my, is it November already?
Results for 10/29/2025
| Sue Vanner | No Preference | Mary Stovin |
|---|---|---|
| 118 | 4 | 46 |
| Caroline Munro | No Preference | Fiona Fullerton |
|---|---|---|
| 174 | 0 | 25 |
Matches for 11/5/2025
Match 1
Maryam d’Abo (Kara Milovy) vs Olga Bisera (Felicca)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Maryam d’Abo | 3 – 2 – 0 | 551 – 3 – 569 |

Actress: Maryam d’Abo Nationality: Dutch Bond Movie: The Living Daylights (1987) Synopsis:
Kara Milovy was the girlfriend of Georgi Koskov, a traitor playing both sides in the cold war. Koskov pretended to defect to the West, and got Milovy to shoot blanks at him to make it look more real. He knew that she would be assassinated by Bond, who was assigned to protect Koskov. However, Bond noticed she wasn’t a professional, and he didn’t kill her. When Koskov was discovered to be a traitor, Bond met Milovy posing as a friend of Koskovs. He gained her trust and revealed his identity, gaining a brave ally for his mission.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Olga Bisera | 0 – 5 – 0 | 178 – 7 – 802 |

Actress: Olga Bisera Nationality: Bosnian Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Felicca worked for Aziz Fekkesh, a black market dealer who was selling the microfilms of a submarine tracking system. Fekkesh instructed Felicca to entertain Bond, should he call round, so that henchman Sandor could kill him. In their brief time together, Felicca took a liking to Bond, and when she saw Sandor about to shoot him, she spun round and took the bullet herself.

Match 2
Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead) vs Kell Tyler (Linda)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lois Chiles | 2 – 3 – 0 | 395 – 8 – 497 |

Actress: Lois Chiles Nationality: American Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Holly Goodhead was a CIA agent working undercover as an astronaut for the Hugo Drax organization. After spending the night together with Bond, the two met up at the top of Sugarloaf mountain in Rio. On the cable car ride down, Jaws tried to kill them, and Holly’s cover was blown. Bond managed to escape, and rescued Holly after the pair were almost killed in a rocket blast chamber. They went to space together and shot down Drax’s globes that contained fatal gases meant to kill the human race on Earth.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kell Tyler | 1 – 4 – 0 | 426 – 14 – 793 |

Actress: Kell Tyler Nationality: American Bond Movie: The Living Daylights (1987) Synopsis:
A lady of leisure, Linda was aboard her boat complaining on the phone to a friend. “It’s all so boring here Margo, there’s nothing but playboys and tennis pros. Ugh, if only I could find a real man.” At which point, Bond landed his holey and smoldering parachute on the yacht, hung up her phone and dialled exercise control. He said he would report in an hour, until Linda held up a glass of champagne, then he changed his mind to 2 hours.

Good night.
Donna Douglas vs Catherine Deneuve
Donna Douglas (3-2-0 Pts. 251 Avg. 50.20)

VS
Catherine Deneuve (3-2-0 Pts. 251 Avg. 50.20)

Good evening.
Ann-Margaret vs Joan Collins
Ann-Margaret (5-0-0 pts. 394 Avg. 78.80)

VS
Joan Collins (0-5-0 Pts. 164 Avg. 32.80)

Good afternoon.
Virginia Madsen vs Julie Newmar
Virginia Madsen (1-4-0 Pts. 243 Avg. 48.60)

VS
Julie Newmar (2-3-0 Pts. 237 Avg. 47.40)

Good morning.
Bernadette Peters vs Jayne Mansfield
Bernadette Peters (2-3-0 Pts. 243 Avg.48.60)

VS
Jayne Mansfield (4-1-0 Pts. 283 Avg. 56.60)

Week 6 done and dusted.
Results
Standings
| Contestants | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ann-Margaret | 5 – 0 – 0 | 394 | 78.80 | 113 | 78.80 – 22.60 |
| Jayne Mansfield | 4 – 1 – 0 | 283 | 56.60 | 252 | 56.60 – 50.40 |
| Donna Douglas | 3 – 2 – 0 | 251 | 50.20 | 273 | 50.20 – 54.60 |
| Catherine Deneuve | 3 – 2 – 0 | 251 | 50.20 | 263 | 50.20 – 52.60 |
| Bernadette Peters | 2 – 3 – 0 | 243 | 48.60 | 282 | 48.60 – 56.40 |
| Julie Newmar | 2 – 3 – 0 | 237 | 47.40 | 273 | 47.40 – 54.60 |
| Virginia Madsen | 1 – 4 – 0 | 243 | 48.60 | 284 | 48.60 – 56.80 |
| Joan Collins | 0 – 5 – 0 | 164 | 32.60 | 330 | 32.80 – 66.00 |
Week 6

I’m a sailor for my guest hosting duties for the Halloween Bond Girlathon Friday.
Results for 10/24/2025
| Cecilie Thomsen | No Preference | Mie Hama |
|---|---|---|
| 175 | 0 | 31 |
| Denise Richards | No Preference | Akiko Wakabayashi |
|---|---|---|
| 166 | 0 | 45 |
New Matches for 10/31/2025
Match 1
Tsai Chin (Ling) vs Sophie Marceau (Elektra King)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tsai Chin | 0 – 3 – 0 | 131 – 8 – 405 |

Actress: Tsai Chin Nationality: Chinese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond’s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Sophie Marceau | 3 – 0 – 0 | 495 – 3 – 236 |

Actress: Sophie Marceau Nationality: French Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Elektra King was the daughter of Sir Robert King, a wealthy oil baron. When Elektra was kidnapped by villain Renard, M persuaded Sir Robert not to pay the ransom. Elektra developed Stockholm syndrome because of this, feeling sympathy for Renard and resenting her father. She killed her father and planned to destroy Istanbul in a nuclear explosion so that her inherited oil pipeline would have a monopoly.

Match 2
Karin Dor (Helga Brandt) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Karin Dor | 0 – 3 – 0 | 170 – 7 – 406 |

Actress: Karin Dor Nationality: German Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Serena Scott Thomas | 1 – 2 – 0 | 245 – 14 – 399 |

Actress: Serena Scott Thomas Nationality: English Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Molly Warmflash was the chief medical officer at MI6. Bond had to visit her to be cleared for duty after an explosion dislocated his collar bone. Although not technically fit, Bond seduced Molly, who agreed to clear him so long as he called her this time. Moneypenny read off the report, which mentioned that Bond had “exceptional stamina.”


Closing in on Halloween, everyone got their costumes ready?
Result for 10/22/2025
| Tanya Roberts | No Preference | Francoise Therry |
|---|---|---|
| 228 | 0 | 20 |
| Barbara Bach | No Preference | Grace Jones |
|---|---|---|
| 275 | 0 | 4 |
New Matches for 10/28/2025
Match 1
(16) Sue Vanner (Log Cabin Girl) vs Mary Stovin (Kimberley Jones)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Sue Vanner | 3 – 2 – 0 | 623 – 6 – 500 |

Actress: Sue Vanner Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
The log cabin girl, played by Sue Vanner, was a KGB agent, and a lover of James Bond. While Bond and the girl were curled up under some furs on the floor of an isolated log cabin, M sent a message to Bond’s wrist watch that he was needed at once at HQ. As Bond got up to leave, the girl said “But James, I need you.”, to which Bond replied “So does England.” After he left, the girl radioed to KGB henchmen that Bond had let.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Mary Stovin | 2 – 3 – 0 | 611 – 12 – 483 |

Actress: Mary Stövin Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.

Match 2
(6) Caroline Munro (Naomi) vs Fiona Fullerton (Pola Ivanova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Caroline Munro | 5 – 0 – 0 | 726 – 11 – 307 |

Actress: Caroline Munro Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Naomi was an aid for Karl Stromberg, and escorted Bond and Anya Amasova to Stromberg’s oceanic citadel, the Atlantis. After Bond’s meeting ended, Stromberg instructed henchman Jaws to kill the two spies. In an intense chase sequence with Bond and Amasova driving a Lotus Esprit, Jaws shot at them from a car, another henchmen tried to kill them with a sidecar-missile, and Naomi tried to shoot them down from a helicopter. She met her end as Bond blew up her helicopter with a surface-to-air missile.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Fiona Fullerton | 2 – 3 – 0 | 532 – 11 – 637 |

Actress: Fiona Fullerton Nationality: Nigerian Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Pola Ivanova was a KGB agent working for General Gogol. She recorded incriminating evidence of Max Zorin, and escaped with a tape of it. Bond had followed her, and a struggle ensued, until they both realized that they knew one another from a prior mission. They went to a spa and spent the evening in a hot tub together. While Bond took a shower, Pola snook out with the tape, only to realize later that Bond had switched it for a fake.

Good night.
Catherine Deneuve vs Joan Collins
Catherine Deneuve (2-2-0 Pts. 194 Avg. 48.50)

VS
Joan Collins (0-4-0 Pts. 139 Avg. 34.75)
