“Mr. Walrus, you’re late! Where have you been?”
“I was in some serious consultations with Miss Welch.”
“So you lost track of time?”
“Who wouldn’t.”
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Friday Classic Funny
Cartoons and Memes
Bond Girlathon : Results 10/2/2024 New Matches 10/9/2024
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Results
| Cassandra Harris | No Preference | Kristina Wayborn |
|---|---|---|
| 35 | 2 | 135 |
| Tina Hudson | No Preference | Tanya Roberts |
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| 84 | 1 | 126 |
Grace Jones (May Day) vs Mary Stovin (Kimberly Jones)
Actress: Grace Jones Nationality: Jamaican Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
May Day was the girlfriend of Max Zorin, and also worked for him as an assassin.May Day killed Bond’s chauffeur, and tried to kill Bond on several occasions. Much later in the film, May Day realized that she had been double crossed by Zorin, who had left her to die in an explosion that would cause a flood in silicon valley. May Day joined teams with Bond to remove the bomb, and in doing so, met her death.
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Actress: Mary Stövin Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.
Fiona Fullerton (Pola Ivanova) vs Maryam d’Abo (Kara Milovy)
Actress: Fiona Fullerton Nationality: Nigerian Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Pola Ivanova was a KGB agent working for General Gogol. She recorded incriminating evidence of Max Zorin, and escaped with a tape of it. Bond had followed her, and a struggle ensued, until they both realized that they knew one another from a prior mission. They went to a spa and spent the evening in a hot tub together. While Bond took a shower, Pola snook out with the tape, only to realize later that Bond had switched it for a fake.
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Actress: Maryam d’Abo Nationality: Dutch Bond Movie: The Living Daylights (1987) Synopsis:
Kara Milovy was the girlfriend of Georgi Koskov, a traitor playing both sides in the cold war. Koskov pretended to defect to the West, and got Milovy to shoot blanks at him to make it look more real. He knew that she would be assassinated by Bond, who was assigned to protect Koskov. However, Bond noticed she wasn’t a professional, and he didn’t kill her. When Koskov was discovered to be a traitor, Bond met Milovy posing as a friend of Koskovs. He gained her trust and revealed his identity, gaining a brave ally for his mission.
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Babesleaga Group AC : Week 4 : Nancy McKeon vs Elizabeth Berkley
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Nancy McKeon vs Elizabeth Berkley
Nancy McKeon (1-2-0 Pts. 102 Avg. 34.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Meredith Baxter 30-73
- Week 2 Lost to Valerie Bertinelli 22-85
- Week 3 Defeated Judith Light 50-7
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Elizabeth Berkley (1-2-0 Pts. 130 Avg. 43.33)
- Week 1 Defeated Judith Light 66-28
- Week 2 Lost to Suzanne Somers 43-47
- Week 3 Lost to Marilu Henner 21-74
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Babesleaga Group AC : Week 4 : Judith Light vs Judy Landers
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Judith Light vs Judy Landers
Judith Light (0-3-0 Pts. 80 Avg. 26.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Elizabeth Berkley 28-66
- Week 2 Lost to Meredith Baxter 15-81
- Week 3 Lost to Nancy McKeon 37-50
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Judy Landers (0-3-0 Pts. 110 Avg. 36.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Valerie Bertinelli 30-76
- Week 2 Lost to Marilu Henner 31-61
- Week 3 Lost to Meredith Baxter 48-55
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Babesleaga Group AC : Week 4 : Valerie Bertinelli vs Marilu Henner
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Valerie Bertinelli vs Marilu Henner
Valerie Bertinelli (3-0-0 Pts. 225 Avg. 75.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Judy Landers 76-30
- Week 2 Defeated Nancy McKeon 85-22
- Week 3 Defeated Suzanne Somers 64-24
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Marilu Henner (3-0-0 Pts. 218 Avg. 72.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Suzanne Somers 84-29
- Week 2 Defeated Judy Landers 61-31
- Week 3 Defeated Elizabeth Berkley 74-21
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Babesleaga Group AC : Week 4 : Suzanne Somers vs Meredith Baxter
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Suzanne Somers vs Meredith Baxter
Suzanne Somers (1-2-0 Pts. 100 Avg. 33.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Marilu Henner 29-84
- Week 2 Defeated Elizabeth Berkley 47-43
- Week 3 Lost to Valerie Bertinelli 24-64
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Meredith Baxter (3-0-0 Pts. 209 Avg. 69.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Nancy McKeon 73-30
- Week 2 Defeated Judith Light 81-15
- Week 3 Defeated Judy Landers 55-48
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Babesleaga Group AC : Week 3 : Results and Standings
Almost halfway home.
Results
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Standings
| Contestnts | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
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| Valerie Bertinelli | 3 – 0 – 0 | 225 | 75.00 | 76 | 75.00-25.33 |
| Marilu Henner | 3 – 0 – 0 | 218 | 72.67 | 81 | 72.67-27.00 |
| Meredith Baxter | 3 – 0 – 0 | 209 | 69.67 | 93 | 69.67-51.00 |
| Elizabeth Berkley | 1 – 2 – 0 | 130 | 43.33 | 149 | 43.33-49.67 |
| Nancy McKeon | 1 – 2 – 0 | 102 | 34.00 | 195 | 34.00-65.00 |
| Suzanne Somers | 1 – 2 – 0 | 100 | 33.33 | 191 | 33.33-63.67 |
| Judy Landers | 0 – 3 – 0 | 110 | 36.67 | 192 | 36.67-64.00 |
| Judith Light | 0 – 3 – 0 | 80 | 26.67 | 197 | 26.67-65.67 |
Week 4
- 10:00 am Suzanne Somers vs Meredith Baxter
- 2:00 pm Valerie Bertinelli vs Marilu Henner
- 6:00 pm Judith Light vs Judy Landers
- 8:00 pm Nancy McKeon vs Elizabeth Berkley
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
“Good evening Mr. Walrus. Can we give a shout out to Miss Cruz for hosting a winner’s contest?”
“Certianly, I bet it was a hit.”
“We had a tie for the winner, and now we go back to some new cartoons and memes.”
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Friday Classic Funny
Cartoons and Memes
“Good to be back from the IMAO space station.”
“What were you doing up there anyway?”
“I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.”
“Can I choose my way to die?”
“With one exception.”
“Just the one?”
“Yes.”
“I guess I’ll stay ignorant then.”
“Good choice.”
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Bond Girlathon : Results 9/25/2024 New matches 10/2/2024
I hope everyone has been getting into the site okay to vote. We got some gremlins hanging around with their diobolical sabotage. Let us move on.
| Emily Bolton | No Preference | Leila Shenna |
|---|---|---|
| 70 | 11 | 44 |
| Lynn-Holly Johnson | No Preference | Carole Bouquet |
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| 129 | 1 | 81 |
Matches 10/2/2024
Cassandra Harris (Countess Lisl von Schlaf) vs Kristina Waybourn (Magda)
Actress: Cassandra Harris Nationality: Australian Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Countess Lisl von Schlaf was the mistress of Milos Columbo, a Greek smuggler. Columbo asked Lisl to stage an argument with him at dinner, as an excuse for her to go off with Bond, to discover some information about him. Lisl and Bond spent the night together, and got on quite well. They went for a walk on the beach the next morning, and Lisl was tragically killed by henchman Locque.
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Actress: Kristina Wayborn Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Magda was the right-hand woman of Octopussy, and assisted her smuggling partner Kamal Khan on many occasions throughout the film. After attending an auction in which Bond stole a Fabegé egg, Magda was sent to sleep with Bond so that she could steal it back. After Octopussy found out that Khan tried to kill her, her cult of girls, Magda included, storm Khan’s palace.
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Tina Hudson (Bianca) vs Tanya Roberts (Stacey Sutton)
Actress: Tina Hudson Nationality: English Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Bianca was an MI6 agent assisting Bond in Latin America. She helped Bond disguise himself as Colonel Toro so that he could infiltrate a military base and plant an explosive on a Cuban spy plane. When the mission went awry and Bianca saw Bond being taken away as a prisoner in an army jeep, she went into action. She drove alongside the jeep, and flirted with Bond’s captors, showing off her legs to distract them while Bond pulled their parachute cords.
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Actress: Tanya Roberts Nationality: American Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Stacey Sutton inherited the Sutton Oil company, which megalomaniac Max Zorin tried to take over. Zorin offered Sutton $5 million for her shares in the company, which she refused. Bond learnt of the cheque and confronted her at her home. Stacey was initially aggressive, pointing a shotgun at Bond. However, when some of Zorin’s henchmen arrived to persuade Stacey to sell, Bond sorted them out and gained Stacey’s trust. The pair escaped an attempt on their lives, and managed to kill Zorin.
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