Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

Hi boys. Mr. Walrus sez I can show you these if this post gets to bacon. So accept the challenge today.* All the memes are winners so you can get choice for choice.

*(Walrus) Technically I can’t, site rules, but you can use your imagination.

Winners

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This week.

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Which one is funniest?
19 votes · 19 answers

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/22/2026 : New Matches for 5/29/2026

I see fun on the horizon.

Results for 5/22/2026

Margaret NolanNo PreferenceZena Marshall
118041

(13) Claudine AugerNo PreferenceEunice Gayson
136127

New Matches for 5/29/2026

Match 1

Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs (9) Lana Wood (Plenty O’Toole)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Luciana Paluzzi3 – 3 – 0569 – 9 – 669
Fiona Volpe

Actress:Luciana Paluzzi
Nationality:Italian
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

Luciana Paluzzi

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(9) Lana Wood5 – 1 – 0832 – 2 – 498
Plenty O’Toole

Actress:Lana Wood
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Plenty O’Toole was a gold digger from Las Vegas. She helped a man gamble at the craps table, but when he lost all of his money, she lost interest. She turned to leave, but went back after hearing James Bond ask for $10,000 in chips. She helped Bond play craps, and after winning $50,000, she went back to Bond’s suite. Bond girl Tiffany Case was waiting there for Bond, and some mobsters threw Plenty out of the window into the pool below.

Lana Wood

Who do you prefer?
40 votes · 40 answers

Match 2

Marye Guy Mitsouko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Trina Parks (Thumper)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Marye Guy Mitsouko1 – 5 – 0415 – 14 – 864
Mademoiselle La Porte

Actress:Maryse Guy Mitsouko
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

Maryse Guy Mitsouko

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Trina Parks0 – 6 – 065 – 6 – 1013
Thumper

Actress:Trina Parks
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Thumper and Bambi attack Bond, kicking him and using their martial art skills to overcome him. Bond was at a loss, the two girls too nimble for him. However, Thumper and Bambi then throw Bond into a pool, and they lose their advantage, Bond managing to push their heads underwater until they give in and reveal where Willard Whyte is being kept.

Trina Parks

Who do you prefer?
38 votes · 38 answers

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 5/20/2026 : New Matches for 5/27/2026

We have 3 make-up matches for you this week. Enjoy them all.

Results from 5/20/2026

Berenice MarloheNo PreferenceGloria Hendry
160326

(8) Jane SeymourNo Preference(7) Britt Ekland
128171

Matches for 5/27/2026

Match 1

(4) Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields) vs Tonia Sotiropoulou (Bond’s Lover)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(4) Gemma Arterton7 – 0 – 01052 – 7 – 436
Strawberry Fields

Actress:Gemma Arterton
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Quantum of Solace (2008)

Synopsis:

Strawberry Fields was an MI6 office worker in Bolivia at the British consulate. She was tasked with ensuring that James Bond flew back home, but she ultimately failed. She spent the night with Bond and went with him to Dominic Greene’s fundraiser, helping him escape by tripping one of Green’s henchmen. Greene got his revenge by leaving her dead on Bond’s bed, covered in oil from head to toe, in a throwback to Jill Masterson from Goldfinger.

Gemma Arterton

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Tonia Sotiropoulou2 – 5 – 0603 – 16 – 757
Bond’s Lover

Actress:Tonia Sotiropoulou
Nationality:Greek
Bond Movie:Skyfall (2012)

Synopsis:

Tonia Sotiropoulou was credited only as “Bond’s lover”, and appeared in a brief scene with no lines or conversation with Bond. They made love, and were then shown lying on a bed, Bond drinking a beer. She is the only girl on this list that didn’t have a speaking role, and is perhaps the least memorable of all Bond girls.

Tonia Sotiropoulou

Who do you prefer?
51 votes · 51 answers

Match 2

(10) Lea Seydoux (Madelaine Swann) vs (2) Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(10 Lea Seydoux4 – 3 – 0869 – 9 – 532
Madelaine Swann

First appearanceSpectre (2015)
Last appearanceNo Time to Die (2021)
Portrayed byLéa Seydoux

Madeleine Swann is a complex character introduced in the James Bond film Spectre. Madeline Swann is the daughter of Mr. White (Jesper Christensen), a member of the criminal organization SPECTRE.

Swann studied at the University of Oxford and at Sorbonne University, and later worked with Doctors Without Borders.[1] By the time of Spectre she is working as a psychiatrist at a private clinic in the Austrian Alps.

Dying of thallium poisoning, White tells James Bond (Daniel Craig) to protect his daughter from SPECTRE, so Bond goes to see her at the clinic. Although Swann is initially hesitant to trust Bond, she agrees to share information about SPECTRE and help Bond take the organization down. The two gradually fall in love, and Bond ultimately leaves MI6 to be with her after arresting Blofeld.

Lea Seydoux

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(2) Diana Rigg7 – 0 – 01394 – 7 – 370
Teresa di Vicenzo

Actress:Diana Rigg
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.

Diana Rigg

Who do you prefer?
56 votes · 56 answers

Match 3

Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Gloria Hendry1 – 6 – 0203 – 24 – 1208
Rosie Carver

Actress:Gloria Hendry
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.

Gloria Hendry

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Catherine Schell3 – 4 – 0638 – 15 – 935
Nancy

Actress:Catherine Schell
Nationality:Hungarian
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.

Catherine Schell

Who do you prefer?
47 votes · 47 answers

Babesleaga Group AM : Eva Renzi vs Ursula Andress

Good night.

Eva Renzi vs Ursula Andress

Eva Renzi (1-2-0 Pts. 107 Avg. 35.67)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
  • Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
  • Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42

VS

Ursula Andress (3-0-0 Pts. 146 Avg. 48.67)

  • Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
  • Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28

Who do you prefer?
77 votes · 77 answers

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Sharon Tate vs Tuesday Weld

Good evening.

Sharon Tate vs Tuesday Weld

Sharon Tate (2-1-0 Pts. 150 Avg. 50.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48
  • Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23
  • Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi 42-27

VS

Tuesday Weld (2-1-0 Pts. 153 Avg. 51.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
  • Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29
  • Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12

Who do you prefer?
62 votes · 62 answers

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Elke Sommer vs Dyan Cannon

Good afternoon.

Elke Sommer vs Dyan Cannon

Elke Sommer (3-0-0 Pts. 161 Avg. 53.67)

  • Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26
  • Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure 58-12

VS

Dyan Cannon (1-2-0 Pts. 114 Avg. 38.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
  • Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51
  • Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40

Who do you prefer?
74 votes · 74 answers

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg

Good morning.

Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg

Mary Ure (0-3-0 Pts. 62 Avg. 20.67)

  • Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
  • Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
  • Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58

VS

Jean Seberg (0-3-0 Pts. 60 Avg. 20.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
  • Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
  • Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58

Who do you prefer?
50 votes · 50 answers

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Results and Standings

Week 3 is in the books.

Results

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Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Elke Sommer3 – 0 – 016153.678553.67 – 28.33
Ursula Andress3 – 0 – 014648.679648.67 – 32.00
Tuesday Weld2 – 1 – 015351.008851.00 – 29.33
Sharon Tate2 – 1 – 015050.009850.00 – 32.67
Dyan Cannon1 – 2 – 011438.0011738.00 – 39.00
Eva Renzi1 – 2 – 010735.6712335.67 – 41.00
Mary Ure0 – 3 – 06220.6717320.67 – 57.67
Jean Seberg0 – 3 – 06020.0017620.00 – 58.67

Week 4

  • 10:00 am Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg
  • 2:00 pm Elke Sommer vs Dyan Cannon
  • 6:00 pm Sharon Tate vs Tuesday Weld
  • 8:00 pm Eva Renzi vs Ursula Andress

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

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“Who’s there?”

“Cartoons and Memes.”

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Winners

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This week.

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Which one is funniest?
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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/15/2026 : New Matches for 5/22/2026

Keeping it classy guys.

Results from 5/22/2026

(14) Tania MalletNo PreferenceMartine Beswick
137056

(5) Daniela BianchiNo PreferenceNadja Regin
152216

New Matches for 5/22/2026

Match 1

Margaret Nolan (Dink) vs Zena Marshall (Miss Taro)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Margaret Nolan2 – 4 – 0600 – 4 – 646
Dink

Actress:Margaret Nolan
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Margaret Nolan played the Golden Girl in the title sequence and the pre-release advertising for Goldfinger. However, the producers eventually choose Shirley Eaton to play Jill Masterson, and Nolan was given the much smaller role of the pool-side masseuse Dink. Dink is shown massaging Bond, but has to leave when Felix Leiter arrives for some “man’s talk.”

Margaret Nolan

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Zena Marshall1 – 5 – 0414 – 7 – 739
Miss Taro

Actress:Zena Marshall
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Dr. No (1962)

Synopsis:

Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.

Zena Marshall

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Who do you prefer?
45 votes · 45 answers

Match 2

(13) Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(13) Claudine Auger4 – 2 – 0765 – 8 – 457
Domino Derval

Actress:Claudine Auger
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.

Claudine Auger

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Eunice Gayson3 – 3 – 0396 – 27 – 612
Sylvia Trench

Actress:Eunice Gayson
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Dr. No (1962)
From Russia With Love (1963)

Synopsis:

Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.

Eunice Grayson

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Who do you prefer?
45 votes · 45 answers

Cartoons and Memes

“Hop in Mr. Walrus. Time for a ride.”

“Great, I’ll get in the back.”

“Why not ride up front?”

“More room in the back.”

“For what?”

“Errr, stuff?”

“Silly boy.”

Winner

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This week.

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