
Got a little something different for you tonight. It’s IMAO’s first AI generated Hootenanny. Let me know how it worked out so I can refine it for future use.

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This week.











I see fun on the horizon.
Results for 5/22/2026
| Margaret Nolan | No Preference | Zena Marshall |
|---|---|---|
| 118 | 0 | 41 |
| (13) Claudine Auger | No Preference | Eunice Gayson |
|---|---|---|
| 136 | 1 | 27 |
New Matches for 5/29/2026
Match 1
Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs (9) Lana Wood (Plenty O’Toole)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Luciana Paluzzi | 3 – 3 – 0 | 569 – 9 – 669 |

Actress: Luciana Paluzzi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (9) Lana Wood | 5 – 1 – 0 | 832 – 2 – 498 |

Actress: Lana Wood Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Plenty O’Toole was a gold digger from Las Vegas. She helped a man gamble at the craps table, but when he lost all of his money, she lost interest. She turned to leave, but went back after hearing James Bond ask for $10,000 in chips. She helped Bond play craps, and after winning $50,000, she went back to Bond’s suite. Bond girl Tiffany Case was waiting there for Bond, and some mobsters threw Plenty out of the window into the pool below.

Match 2
Marye Guy Mitsouko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Trina Parks (Thumper)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Marye Guy Mitsouko | 1 – 5 – 0 | 415 – 14 – 864 |

Actress: Maryse Guy Mitsouko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Trina Parks | 0 – 6 – 0 | 65 – 6 – 1013 |

Actress: Trina Parks Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Thumper and Bambi attack Bond, kicking him and using their martial art skills to overcome him. Bond was at a loss, the two girls too nimble for him. However, Thumper and Bambi then throw Bond into a pool, and they lose their advantage, Bond managing to push their heads underwater until they give in and reveal where Willard Whyte is being kept.


We have 3 make-up matches for you this week. Enjoy them all.
Results from 5/20/2026
| Berenice Marlohe | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 160 | 3 | 26 |
| (8) Jane Seymour | No Preference | (7) Britt Ekland |
|---|---|---|
| 128 | 1 | 71 |
Matches for 5/27/2026
Match 1
(4) Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields) vs Tonia Sotiropoulou (Bond’s Lover)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (4) Gemma Arterton | 7 – 0 – 0 | 1052 – 7 – 436 |

Actress: Gemma Arterton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Strawberry Fields was an MI6 office worker in Bolivia at the British consulate. She was tasked with ensuring that James Bond flew back home, but she ultimately failed. She spent the night with Bond and went with him to Dominic Greene’s fundraiser, helping him escape by tripping one of Green’s henchmen. Greene got his revenge by leaving her dead on Bond’s bed, covered in oil from head to toe, in a throwback to Jill Masterson from Goldfinger.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tonia Sotiropoulou | 2 – 5 – 0 | 603 – 16 – 757 |

Actress: Tonia Sotiropoulou Nationality: Greek Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Tonia Sotiropoulou was credited only as “Bond’s lover”, and appeared in a brief scene with no lines or conversation with Bond. They made love, and were then shown lying on a bed, Bond drinking a beer. She is the only girl on this list that didn’t have a speaking role, and is perhaps the least memorable of all Bond girls.

Match 2
(10) Lea Seydoux (Madelaine Swann) vs (2) Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (10 Lea Seydoux | 4 – 3 – 0 | 869 – 9 – 532 |

First appearance Spectre (2015) Last appearance No Time to Die (2021) Portrayed by Léa Seydoux Madeleine Swann is a complex character introduced in the James Bond film Spectre. Madeline Swann is the daughter of Mr. White (Jesper Christensen), a member of the criminal organization SPECTRE.
Swann studied at the University of Oxford and at Sorbonne University, and later worked with Doctors Without Borders.[1] By the time of Spectre she is working as a psychiatrist at a private clinic in the Austrian Alps.
Dying of thallium poisoning, White tells James Bond (Daniel Craig) to protect his daughter from SPECTRE, so Bond goes to see her at the clinic. Although Swann is initially hesitant to trust Bond, she agrees to share information about SPECTRE and help Bond take the organization down. The two gradually fall in love, and Bond ultimately leaves MI6 to be with her after arresting Blofeld.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Diana Rigg | 7 – 0 – 0 | 1394 – 7 – 370 |

Actress: Diana Rigg Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.

Match 3
Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | 1 – 6 – 0 | 203 – 24 – 1208 |

Actress: Gloria Hendry Nationality: American Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherine Schell | 3 – 4 – 0 | 638 – 15 – 935 |

Actress: Catherine Schell Nationality: Hungarian Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.

Good night.
Eva Renzi vs Ursula Andress
Eva Renzi (1-2-0 Pts. 107 Avg. 35.67)

VS
Ursula Andress (3-0-0 Pts. 146 Avg. 48.67)

Good evening.
Sharon Tate vs Tuesday Weld
Sharon Tate (2-1-0 Pts. 150 Avg. 50.00)

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Tuesday Weld (2-1-0 Pts. 153 Avg. 51.00)

Good afternoon.
Elke Sommer vs Dyan Cannon
Elke Sommer (3-0-0 Pts. 161 Avg. 53.67)

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Dyan Cannon (1-2-0 Pts. 114 Avg. 38.00)

Good morning.
Mary Ure vs Jean Seberg
Mary Ure (0-3-0 Pts. 62 Avg. 20.67)

VS
Jean Seberg (0-3-0 Pts. 60 Avg. 20.00)

Week 3 is in the books.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elke Sommer | 3 – 0 – 0 | 161 | 53.67 | 85 | 53.67 – 28.33 |
| Ursula Andress | 3 – 0 – 0 | 146 | 48.67 | 96 | 48.67 – 32.00 |
| Tuesday Weld | 2 – 1 – 0 | 153 | 51.00 | 88 | 51.00 – 29.33 |
| Sharon Tate | 2 – 1 – 0 | 150 | 50.00 | 98 | 50.00 – 32.67 |
| Dyan Cannon | 1 – 2 – 0 | 114 | 38.00 | 117 | 38.00 – 39.00 |
| Eva Renzi | 1 – 2 – 0 | 107 | 35.67 | 123 | 35.67 – 41.00 |
| Mary Ure | 0 – 3 – 0 | 62 | 20.67 | 173 | 20.67 – 57.67 |
| Jean Seberg | 0 – 3 – 0 | 60 | 20.00 | 176 | 20.00 – 58.67 |
Week 4

Keeping it classy guys.
Results from 5/22/2026
| (14) Tania Mallet | No Preference | Martine Beswick |
|---|---|---|
| 137 | 0 | 56 |
| (5) Daniela Bianchi | No Preference | Nadja Regin |
|---|---|---|
| 152 | 2 | 16 |
New Matches for 5/22/2026
Match 1
Margaret Nolan (Dink) vs Zena Marshall (Miss Taro)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Margaret Nolan | 2 – 4 – 0 | 600 – 4 – 646 |

Actress: Margaret Nolan Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Margaret Nolan played the Golden Girl in the title sequence and the pre-release advertising for Goldfinger. However, the producers eventually choose Shirley Eaton to play Jill Masterson, and Nolan was given the much smaller role of the pool-side masseuse Dink. Dink is shown massaging Bond, but has to leave when Felix Leiter arrives for some “man’s talk.”

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Zena Marshall | 1 – 5 – 0 | 414 – 7 – 739 |

Actress: Zena Marshall Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) Synopsis:
Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.

Match 2
(13) Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (13) Claudine Auger | 4 – 2 – 0 | 765 – 8 – 457 |

Actress: Claudine Auger Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Eunice Gayson | 3 – 3 – 0 | 396 – 27 – 612 |

Actress: Eunice Gayson Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.
