Straight Line of the Day: Kamala Harris Returning to the Campaign Trail? What Else Can We Expect?

Kamala Harris returns to campaign trail – as focus turns to 2028 presidential race
The Guardian | November 2, 2026 | George Chidi

Whose focus?  Yours?  Hers?  The voters?

Two years on from her devastating presidential election defeat,

Devastating for whom?  You?  Her?  The voters?

You use a lot of ambiguous phrases, George Chidi. 

Kamala Harris was greeted like a rockstar as she took the stage before a rapt audience at Georgia’s Clark Atlanta University.

When a politician is greeted by a friendly crowd, they often hear chants of their name. But at Clark, a historically Black college (HBCU), students instead delivered a school spirit chant for the Atlanta University Center,

I don’t get it.  Instead of chanting “Kamala Harris,” they chanted “Atlanta University Center!!!”  ?

celebrating an HBCU alumna – and the country’s first female and first Black vice-president – as one of their own.

Still capitalizing “Black,” are we?

Harris is “big sister general”,

?  Who are you, Idi Amin?

said Sanaiya Archer, a sophomore at Spelman College in Atlanta. “I’m able to see myself in her.

Guys, keep your jokes to yourself.

Not that I personally relate to her,

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but she went to an HBCU, she’s an HBCU alum, I’m at an HBCU. And it’s just amazing to see a Black woman that I can see anywhere else in my life on a presidential scale.”

“And it’s not a race-based viewpoint, because that would be racist.”

Cartoons and Memes

 

“Mr. Walrus, these were supposed to have gone up before Halloween, but didn’t, so we are going back to them now.”

“I wish we could go back to before Tuesday as well.”

“Good times never last.”

“especially when people expect perfection at the expense of the good.”

 

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Which one is funniest?
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