Ya can’t make a honey-do list to get the guy out of your hair for a few hours so you can drink and watch housewives uninterrupted because that smug SOB just immediately hands it back to you completely done.
Lois:
“Contrary to popular belief Superman does NOT have a Super Penis. I’m going to pursue Spiderman now because I heard he’s well endowed….believe it or not.”
Superman is “saving it for marriage” but spends a whole lot of time at Aquaman’s seaside cabana. Coincidently three weekends in a row she and Jimmy Olsen have been kidnapped by The Penguin.
Woke journalist is irked by lower crime stats even though super villain recidivism is still at 100%.
Immature Clark still has a Lynda Carter poster up in his bedroom.
Superman always returns her fishnet stockings torn after Pride marches.
Warm natured Tony Stark refuses to let her adjust thermostat on his anatomically correct armor. (“It’s so cold in there.”)
He vanishes, and that idiot Clark always shows up every time she asks Superman to read one of her articles.
Business class is just so much more comfortable…
Lead lingerie? Not comfortable.
Gotta keep a little mystery, though…
Ya can’t make a honey-do list to get the guy out of your hair for a few hours so you can drink and watch housewives uninterrupted because that smug SOB just immediately hands it back to you completely done.
Lois:
“Contrary to popular belief Superman does NOT have a Super Penis. I’m going to pursue Spiderman now because I heard he’s well endowed….believe it or not.”
I heard that guy swings both ways.
Everywhere he goes, there are random piles of clothes lying around…
Yeah, faster than a speeding bullet. Done and dusted before the room gets dark.
.. it’s that X-Ray vision crap.
You think your spouses toes are cold in bed? Try sleeping next to the “man of steel”.
His second job takes a lot of his time, but doesn’t pay for crap.
Superman’s X-ray vision makes her wonder, “does this lacy crotchless g-string make me look fat?”
She has a weird neurological disorder that makes her unable to recognize anyone who is wearing glasses
Superman is “saving it for marriage” but spends a whole lot of time at Aquaman’s seaside cabana. Coincidently three weekends in a row she and Jimmy Olsen have been kidnapped by The Penguin.
Woke journalist is irked by lower crime stats even though super villain recidivism is still at 100%.
Immature Clark still has a Lynda Carter poster up in his bedroom.
Superman always returns her fishnet stockings torn after Pride marches.
Warm natured Tony Stark refuses to let her adjust thermostat on his anatomically correct armor. (“It’s so cold in there.”)