Oppo Dons Jingle-Ball Hat, Invites Intern to Office Party

Does FEMA Ever Auction Off These Trailers?

I’d like one myself.

Don’t worry. I’m sure they have the most cost-efficiency-minded diverse people working on it. Transitioning women and gays who are…

Tis the Season

Straight Line of the Day: How Does One Know If It’s the Real Santa, and Not Some Imposter Dressed Up Like Him?

Welcome to IMAO! Meeting Location Revealed To Only You Select Few

Can’t Put It Any More Succinctly Than That

Seen on the internet:

Same day registration = voter fraud
Rank choice voting = voter fraud
No ID required to vote = voter fraud
No ID required to register to vote = voter fraud
Mail in balloting = voter fraud
Ballot harvesting = Massive voter fraud

Supporting any of the above = Desiring voter fraud.

100 Years Ago Today

Rep. elect Mary T. Norton of N.J., 12/4/24

Source

Straight Line of the Day: Under Which Circumstances Would You Call the FBI?

(Haven’t they ever been twelve years old?)

Alabama town calls FBI to investigate “you gay” message written in chalk at public park
NotTheBee | 11-29-24 | Jesse James

I’m not saying you should never call the FBI. I mean, I’d usually advise against it. But you can imagine that sometimes it’s warranted. Sometimes.

Probably not this time, though?

The Ider Police Department is seeking information from the public regarding vandalism involving homophobic and racist remarks at a park in Ider.

IPD told News 19 that the department is offering a cash reward to anyone who can provide information about the newly renovated park being vandalized.

How much is the reward? I’ll split it with someone if it’s less than the fine.

Welcome to IMAO! Where You Can Impulse-Buy Balloons, Body Jewelry, Cigarettes, and Make-Up

… and air conditioners, I guess.

Just Another Crossroad Where Science and Morality Part Company

Might Put a Strain on Their Post-Breakup Relationship

Woman Who Accidentally Threw Away Ex’s £569 Million in Bitcoin Says ‘I’m Sick of Hearing About it’
Wales Online | 25 Nov. 2024 | Lydia Royce, Kelly-Ann Mills

Hafina Eddy-Evans has recounted the unfortunate moment she realised she had mistakenly thrown away a fortune, and how she broke the news to her former boyfriend that his wealth was lost. She admitted to disposing of an old hard drive at a Welsh dump, unaware it contained a trove of 8,000 Bitcoins, mined by James Howells in 2009, and now valued at a jaw-dropping £569million.

…”Yes, I threw away his rubbish, he asked me to. The computer part had been disposed of in a black sack along with other unwanted belongings and he begged me to take it away. I had no idea what was in it but I reluctantly dropped it off at the local tip on the way home from going on the school run.”

… She added: “I thought he should be running his errands, not me, but I did it to help out. Losing it was not my fault. I’d love nothing more than him to find it. I’m sick and tired of hearing about it.”

In his relentless pursuit, James Howells is taking the council to court, hoping to recover the digital ‘key’ to his Bitcoin fortune, believed to be entombed within 110,000 tons of trash under grass-covered land, reports the Mirror.

She firmly stated: “I have no claim on whatever money he could be worth. He is the father of my two sons but I don’t want a penny of his money.”…

“The council has told Mr Howells multiple times that excavation is not possible under our environmental permit, and that work of that nature would have a huge negative environmental impact on the surrounding area.”

This Theater of Operation — Are You Sure It’s Not Ford’s?

Carrier USS Abraham Lincoln Now in the South China Sea, Russian Surface Action Group Also Underway
U.S. Naval Institute | Nov. 28, 2024 | Dzirhan Mahadzir

Are we sure Dzirhan Mahadzir is the best person to hire at the U.S. Naval Institute?

Straight Line of the Day: Bwaa-Haa-Haa, Liberals! Any Other Terms You Can Come Up With For “Women”?

Erasure of women continues apace: NY Times now refers to females as ‘non-transgender women’
Twitchy.com | 11/29/2024 | Amy Curtis

… we can’t even be called women anymore.

They’ve had a list of euphemisms for us — womb owner, egg producer, birthing person — but now we’re literally being redefined by being non-transgender.

Welcome to IMAO! We Condemn This Schematic of the Internet, Which Shows Not a Single Cat

There are two guys at about 5 o’clock, who have double Star Trek Enterprise phasers set on a blonde. Any idea what’s up with that?

The same people keep showing up, too. What’s up with that?

Man Claims IMAO Has Affected His Thinking; Seeks Restitution

One Million Dollars!