Straight Line of the Day: Striptease for Terrorists? Objective Observers Like Us Might Say…

Leftists Plan Striptease Event to Raise Money for Convicted Antifa Terrorists
The Liberty Daily | May 26, 2026 | Hudson Crozier, The Daily Caller

Leftists are planning an Oregon “strip club” event to raise money for a group supporting convicted members of an Antifa terrorist cell in Texas.

The Williamette Valley Abolition Project will host a May 31 “Sluts 4 Prairieland Defendants” event in Eugene for the sixteen people convicted over a July 2025 shooting at the federal government’s Prairieland Detention Facility for migrants, according to a Friday Instagram announcement. Seven defendants pleaded guilty to terrorism offenses for aiding the Antifa-aligned group that carried out the attack, while jurors convicted nine others of terrorism, attempted murder and other offenses in March. …

A federal investigation found that several defendants arrived at the Prairieland Detention Facility in Alvarado on July 4 night, kicking off a pre-planned protest that took a violent turn. The mob threw fireworks and vandalized federal property before ringleader Benjamin Song opened fire on a police officer, prosecutors said. Authorities arrested several at the scene and began searching for others responsible, including Song, who was a fugitive for eleven days.

Straight Line of the Day: If Corporations = People, Then…

Judge awards corporations the right to vote in Delaware town
Not The Bee | May 31, 2026 | Mister Retrops

Delaware Superior Court Judge Craig Karsnitz has ruled that companies in Delaware will be able to vote in elections just like people.

This is especially wacky for Delaware.

As per the US Census Bureau, the estimated human population of Delaware is just over 1 million.

But there are over 2 million corporations headquartered in the state, which means there are far more companies in Delaware than there are people.

Karsnitz dismissed the lawsuit from Delaware’s Superior Court, citing ‘the principle of one person/entity/one vote.’

‘Visions of faceless large corporations or even HAL controlling a small town are frightening and the stuff of science fiction,’ but ‘trusts, partnerships, limited liability companies, and corporations are expressly recognized as “persons” in the Delaware Code,’ the judge said.

Local Man Sued by Bill Gates for Swatting One of His Expensive Designer Mosquitoes

“It’s not a bug, it’s a future!”

Bill Gates Releases Hundreds of Millions of Bacteria-Infected Mosquitoes Across Colombia
Slay News | May 29, 2026 | Frank Bergman

The revelation is drawing renewed scrutiny to Gates’s other mosquito-based biological interventions around the world, with scientists warning that the long-term consequences remain largely unknown.

… and …

Google Reportedly Planning to Release TENS OF MILLIONS of Mosquitoes into Two States to ‘Stop’ Spread of Several Dangerous Diseases
The Gateway Pundit | May 30, 2026 | Cullen Linebarger

America’s most infamous tech company has a bold, potentially risky plan to supposedly reduce the spread of mosquito-borne illnesses, assuming the federal government will sign off on the proposal.

As The New York Post reported, Google wants federal approval to unleash approximately 32 MILLION mosquitoes into the states of California and Florida over the next two years.

The Biggest Blunder in the History of Politics?

Some commenter on a news thread posted a comment regarding the last election that gave me food for thought.

I’ll never understand why Joe didn’t resign, making Kamala the first woman President.

Not only would the gushing media coverage of her swearing in ceremony have taken the wind out of Trump’s campaign, but as President, she would have had the perfect excuse for avoiding debates and tough interviews: the need to “hit the ground running” with a flurry of meetings with foreign dignitaries, governors, lawmakers, diplomats, SC justices and cabinet chiefs.

An incumbent President doesn’t needs to campaign at all — the nature of the job provides the kind of exposure campaign strategists dream of.

The DNC could have run out the clock until the election, creating a non-stop series of favorable photo opportunities for her without her once having to open her stupid mouth.

She would have enjoyed the “honeymoon” that every new President gets during the months leading up to the election — especially the first woman POTUS.

I was 100% certain that was going to be their play — their October surprise — and not doing that has to be the biggest blunder in the history of politics.

Another replied to him that it was because Jill would not want to give Kamala that satisfaction. Who knows? Maybe even Michelle joined in on that decision.

Just a thought.

Rorschach Test

(With a tip of the hat to CayleyGraph’s interpretation of the puff clouds over Iran)

I see an adorable plush stuffed doggie just to the right of center.

And, at the right edge, is that the Hamburglar giving the “OK” sign?

Straight Line of the Day: Other Names To Appear on California Ballots: …

California’s governor race features 61 candidates — including a man who changed his name to Barack Obama

ConservativeInstitute.org | May 21, 2026 | Daniel Vaughan

California voters opening their ballots for the June 2 gubernatorial primary will find sixty-one names staring back at them, a field so bloated it reads less like a serious election and more like a monument to the state’s remarkably low barriers to entry.

Among the crowd: a man who legally changed his name to Barack D. Obama Shaw, a candidate who goes by “LivingForGod AndCountry DeMott,” and a former congressman who dropped out after sexual assault allegations but whose name remains printed on the ballot anyway.

Straight Line of the Day: If You Were To Create a Summer of Chaos, How Would You Start?

Almost 700 migrants cross Channel in 48 hours as ‘summer of chaos’ warning issued
Express | Sun, May 24, 2026 | Katie Harris

Almost 700 small boat migrants have arrived in Britain in the past two days …

And more made the crossing today with migrants pictured making gestures after boarding a dinghy in Dunkirk, France.