Archive of entries posted on 21st August 2026

Straight Line of the Day: If Canadians Move or Die, Can We Move In?

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What’s Wrong in Canada?
Free Beacon | 8/18/26 | Jonathan Leaf

Nickname: “Maple”

Last year, roughly 150,000 Americans chose to leave the United States. … 120,640 Canadians left Canada. The numbers aren’t so different. But the United States has eight-and-a-half times as many people. So, if the United States had the same rate of emigration, we would be losing close to 1.3 million people each year. That’s more than live in Boston and Miami combined.

Here’s an even more shocking statistic. In 2016, Canada legalized assisted suicide. Now eight times as many Canadians die from euthanasia as in car accidents. Increasingly, Canadians are anxious to leave either for another country or the undiscovered country.

No offense meant to our Canadian commenter.  It’s a beautiful country; that’s why we’d want to move there.

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 8/14/2026 : New Matches for 8/21/2026

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Nice to see the sun again. So, what’s going on?

 

Results from 8/14/2026

Mie Hama No Preference Lola Larson
97 3 41

 

Akiko Wakabayashi No Preference Trina Parks
131 3 13

 

 

New Matches for 8/21/2026

 

Match 1

 

Tsai Chin (Ling) vs Denise Perrier (Marie)

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Tsai Chin 0 – 7 – 0 273 – 9 – 1009

 

Ling

 

Actress: Tsai Chin
Nationality: Chinese
Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond’s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.

 

Tsai Chin

 

VS

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Denise Perrier 2 – 5 – 0 336 – 36 – 791

 

Marie

 

Actress: Denise Perrier
Nationality: French
Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

As Bond seeks out Blofeld to get revenge for the death of his wife, the trail leads him from Tokyo to Cairo, where he interrogates a gambler about Blofeld’s whereabouts. “Marie… ask.. Marie.” Bond finds Marie, who asks “Is there something I can do for you?” Bond replies with “There’s something I’d like you to get off your chest”, and then removes her Bra and begins to strangle her with it.He gets the information he wants and pursues the lead.

 

Denise Perrier

 

 

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Match 2

 

Karin Dor (Helga Brandt) vs (16) Izabella Scorupco (Natayla Simonova)

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
Karin Dor 2 – 5 – 0 459 – 11 – 866

 

Helga Brandt

 

Actress: Karin Dor
Nationality: German
Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.

 

Karen Dor

 

VS

 

 

Contestant Record Total Scores
(16) Izabella Scorupco 5 – 2 – 0 834 – 6 – 509

 

Natalya Simonova

 

Actress: Izabella Scorupco
Nationality: Polish-Swedish
Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995)

Synopsis:

Natalya Simonova was a programmer working at a Russian Space Control Centre along with Boris Grishenko. Xenia Onatopp and General Ourumov staged a test drill in the centre, and after getting the launch keys, Onatopp shot everyone in sight. Natalya managed to escape, and made contact with Boris over the Internet. Unfortunately, Boris was a traitor working with Onatopp, and Natalya was captured.After she escaped a near death experience with Bond, the two paired up, and Natalya’s computer skills helped Bond overcome the traitors.

 

Izabella Scorupco

 

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