Nice to see the sun again. So, what’s going on?
Results from 8/14/2026
| Mie Hama | No Preference | Lola Larson |
|---|---|---|
| 97 | 3 | 41 |
| Akiko Wakabayashi | No Preference | Trina Parks |
|---|---|---|
| 131 | 3 | 13 |
New Matches for 8/21/2026
Match 1
Tsai Chin (Ling) vs Denise Perrier (Marie)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tsai Chin | 0 – 7 – 0 | 273 – 9 – 1009 |
Ling
Actress: Tsai Chin Nationality: Chinese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond’s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.
Tsai Chin
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Denise Perrier | 2 – 5 – 0 | 336 – 36 – 791 |
Marie
Actress: Denise Perrier Nationality: French Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
As Bond seeks out Blofeld to get revenge for the death of his wife, the trail leads him from Tokyo to Cairo, where he interrogates a gambler about Blofeld’s whereabouts. “Marie… ask.. Marie.” Bond finds Marie, who asks “Is there something I can do for you?” Bond replies with “There’s something I’d like you to get off your chest”, and then removes her Bra and begins to strangle her with it.He gets the information he wants and pursues the lead.
Denise Perrier
Match 2
Karin Dor (Helga Brandt) vs (16) Izabella Scorupco (Natayla Simonova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Karin Dor | 2 – 5 – 0 | 459 – 11 – 866 |
Helga Brandt
Actress: Karin Dor Nationality: German Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.
Karen Dor
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (16) Izabella Scorupco | 5 – 2 – 0 | 834 – 6 – 509 |
Natalya Simonova
Actress: Izabella Scorupco Nationality: Polish-Swedish Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995) Synopsis:
Natalya Simonova was a programmer working at a Russian Space Control Centre along with Boris Grishenko. Xenia Onatopp and General Ourumov staged a test drill in the centre, and after getting the launch keys, Onatopp shot everyone in sight. Natalya managed to escape, and made contact with Boris over the Internet. Unfortunately, Boris was a traitor working with Onatopp, and Natalya was captured.After she escaped a near death experience with Bond, the two paired up, and Natalya’s computer skills helped Bond overcome the traitors.
Izabella Scorupco
Barry Bonds: “Bruh, I’m thinking about popping some more performance enhancing drugs and go down and have my name changed to just Barry Bond and then from there start a rap group called d-noB…know what I’m sayin’?